Burrito Boy

Forum members stealing from each other? That's low.

Somebody stole our lawnmower.

Yeah, that pilot is a special feature on one of the DVD sets of The Greatest American Hero. (I forget which season.) I try to pretend that I never saw it. It's...not good.

I was wishing a friend happy new year because today is Rosh Hashanah and autocorrect wanted to change Hashanah to Hash analysis.

Lilliputian.

I'm glad you sounded bitter about 90s comics. Because everything you said was so spot on and so funny. "Brood till that eye glows, soldier!" Classic. I'll like your posts as soon as the forum decides I'm mature enough to handle the responsibility.

"If you're looking for trouble, you just found the West Coast distributor, pal."

I hope you didn't grow up with The Greatest American Hero. Because that's the best superhero show ever and always will be. By the way, that's not my subjective opinion. That's an absolute fact.

That actually made me laugh out loud. A math joke! I've been hanging out with you people too long.

I have this feeling that my luck is none too good This sword here at my side don’t act the way it should Keeps calling me its master, but I feel like its slave Hauling me faster and faster to an early, early grave And it howls! It howls like hell! I’m told it’s my duty to fight against the law That wizardry’s my trade, and I was born to wade through gore I just want to be a lover, not a red-eyed screaming ghoul I wish it’d picked another to be its killing tool Black Blade, Black Blade Forged a billion years ago Black Blade, Black Blade Killing so its power can grow and grow Grow! Grow! Grow! Grow! Grow! Grow! It’s death from the beginning ’til the end of time And I’m the cosmic champion and I hold the mystic sign And the whole world’s dying, and the burden’s mine And the black sword keeps on killing ’til the end of time Black Blade, Black Blade Bringing chaos to the world we know Black Blade, Black Blade And it’s using me to kill my friends Black Blade, Black Blade Getting stronger so the world will end Black Blade, Black Blade Forcing my mind to bend and bend I am the Black Blade Forged a million billion years ago My cosmic soul it goes on for eternity Carving out destiny Bringing in the Lords of Chaos Bringing up the Beasts of Hades Sucking out the souls of heroes Laying waste to knights and ladies My master is my slave Ha ha ha ha ha ha… You poor f*cking humans "Black Blade"--Blue Öyster Cult

Doesn't continually bringing it up count as obsession?

Are you ever going to get psychological help for your obsession with green sauce, aylwin?

Jeffty? No wonder he hates four. Jeffty Is Five. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffty_Is_Five

And here I thought he was big because he got bit by a radioactive giant.

I think it's a lot of wasted effort. All you have to do to get to Mars is go to a certain cave in Arizona.

"I think it's cool that you know that word." The word in question is antimaccasar. I never expected to get that kind of reaction. Especially from a girl.

Little Joe on the Prairie

What? Where?

John Kotter: Teacher of Mars

That's what makes snapping someone's neck by twisting heroic. Anybody can just pull someone's head straight back. Only a hero would go the extra mile and do what it takes to get the job done right.

What did February ever do to you?

The programming stuff is over my head. But I love the idea of creating random characters by scanning bar codes. It reminds me of the old Monster Rancher game generating monsters when you put random CDs into the PlayStation.

Is this a good time for me to run away?

It's really just volunteering so I don't get paid but...I LOVE MY JOB!!!

Why you gotta post at the same time as me, aylwin?