Starlord Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 What if he's lactose intolerant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 What if one lack toes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Are you discussing a pigeon there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Do you know why pigeons lack toes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Is it the sign of having barely escaped the Udo Undertow, the attack of the dreaded Dodo Dojo Toe Toad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Would you believe it has to do with human hair? Furthermore, did you know that there is no such thing as a wild pigeon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 5 hours ago, Old Man said: Would you believe it has to do with human hair? Furthermore, did you know that there is no such thing as a wild pigeon? 1. Probably not, 2, You maintain they're all feral? Lucius Alexander The palindromedary is yelling at me about something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Yeah, but doesn't 'born to be wild' sound cooler than 'born to be feral'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Did you know that the dodo's closest relative was the pigeon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 So, we drove the dodo to extinction but kept the pigeon? What kind of sense does that make? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Because 'homing dodo' sounds funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Mayhaps the dodo should have bred more for paranoia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Dont they say 'Paranoia will destroy ya'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Does it not raise your chances of survival if there really are people out to getcha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Wouldnt ninja training be more effective than raw paranoia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 A Ninja dodo? How absurd can you get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Haven't you heard of the Tae Kwan Do-dos? Starlord and Lucius 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Were they in Disney's Alice In Wonderland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Perhaps you're thinking of flamingo mallets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Who wouldn't want to smack a flamingo with a mallet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Wouldn't you rather whack a flamingo with a mullet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Flamingos don't have hair; how could they have mullets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Geez, what did flamingos ever do to you people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Didn't one whack Pariah's mullet with a mallet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 Seriously, doesn't everyone here prefer maillots to mullets or mallets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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