Bazza Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER *girley-slap the new *kick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Life is short, Filled of stuff, Don't know what for, I ain't had enough I learned all I know by the age of nine, but i could better myself if i could only find some new kind of kick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Super Squirrel, Have you looked at the "THis ones for You" thread. Scroll down, I posted something there for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER It never fails to amaze me the dichotomy between ones own self-image and the impressions others have about them. How is it that someone can have such powerful self-doubt that when they receive a genuine compliment, they conclude either that the complimentors are lying or delusional, or that they, themselves, have managed to fool everybody? It amazes me because I do it, too, and I'd really like to find a way to cut it out. Exorcising the self-doubt demons is the toughest battle I've ever fought, and there are days I despair that I will ever win. In my case, it's that I've seen myself in the mirror just about every day for the last 26 years, and I just get uglier and uglier every day. The circles under the eyes get darker, the cheeks and chin get bigger, signs of wrinkles under the eyes . . . I wasn't happy about my appearance before, but yikes! As the years pass, I look more and more like my mother. And my mother is NOT particularly attractive. In fact, my mother's weight is such a problem that her legs bruise from carrying around so much weight. On day, Josh made me laugh as I passed a mirror, and I saw what my smile looks like (a real smile, not a deer-in-the-headlights smile). And for a moment, I could kind of undestand why anyone might find me attractive. But the other several thousand times I'd seen myself in the mirror, unsmiling, soon righted THAT mode of thinking. I could blame society. I could say looking at all these ideals of women has warped my self-esteem. Or I could just say it's my own damn fault, and admire anyone who repeats this bizarre assertion for their tenacity. Yes, that IS a sideways compliment, Doug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted February 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER There are so many strange squirrel things on the web these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted February 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER In my case, it's that I've seen myself in the mirror just about every day for the last 26 years, and I just get uglier and uglier every day. The circles under the eyes get darker, the cheeks and chin get bigger, signs of wrinkles under the eyes . . . I wasn't happy about my appearance before, but yikes! As the years pass, I look more and more like my mother. And my mother is NOT particularly attractive. In fact, my mother's weight is such a problem that her legs bruise from carrying around so much weight. On day, Josh made me laugh as I passed a mirror, and I saw what my smile looks like (a real smile, not a deer-in-the-headlights smile). And for a moment, I could kind of undestand why anyone might find me attractive. But the other several thousand times I'd seen myself in the mirror, unsmiling, soon righted THAT mode of thinking. I could blame society. I could say looking at all these ideals of women has warped my self-esteem. Or I could just say it's my own damn fault, and admire anyone who repeats this bizarre assertion for their tenacity. Yes, that IS a sideways compliment, Doug. There is a particular facial expression on my wife that no one will ever see but myself. Mostly, because Alice would never let me use a camera when we are, well, ya know. But the look on her face is better than anything I have ever seen in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER There is a particular facial expression on my wife that no one will ever see but myself. Mostly, because Alice would never let me use a camera when we are, well, ya know. But the look on her face is better than anything I have ever seen in my life. Maybe we need to start an "O" face thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER In my case, it's that I've seen myself in the mirror just about every day for the last 26 years, and I just get uglier and uglier every day. The circles under the eyes get darker, the cheeks and chin get bigger, signs of wrinkles under the eyes . . . I wasn't happy about my appearance before, but yikes! As the years pass, I look more and more like my mother. And my mother is NOT particularly attractive. In fact, my mother's weight is such a problem that her legs bruise from carrying around so much weight. On day, Josh made me laugh as I passed a mirror, and I saw what my smile looks like (a real smile, not a deer-in-the-headlights smile). And for a moment, I could kind of undestand why anyone might find me attractive. But the other several thousand times I'd seen myself in the mirror, unsmiling, soon righted THAT mode of thinking. I could blame society. I could say looking at all these ideals of women has warped my self-esteem. Or I could just say it's my own damn fault, and admire anyone who repeats this bizarre assertion for their tenacity. Yes, that IS a sideways compliment, Doug. I don't think any person is ever 100% happy with the way they look. What makes this so preposterous is that how we look is utterly irrelevant to who we are as human beings. Anyone who cannot look past the imperfections of the physical shell when judging others is being crippled by their own imperfection: the inability to look past the surface. Its easier said than done, I know, but don't allow yourself to be caught in that same trap. Your physical flaws do not matter to those who love you, and those are the only folks whose opinions about you have any real value. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER You know I probably am one of the only people here who don't really care if they get onto either of Squirrels lists. YEAH TAKE THAT G-UNIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Ah' date=' Chicago, the city I love to destroy![/quote'] WHAT ?????!!!!! That's my schtick ! Find your own city ya great green fraud ! Don't mess with Bazza! ...that's Death Tribble's job... And I'm not even getting paid for it. The hours are lousy and you get little if any feedback from management. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER *girley-slap the new *kick You know something Bazza ? That is SO YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted February 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER You know I probably am one of the only people here who don't really care if they get onto either of Squirrels lists. YEAH TAKE THAT G-UNIT! What if Ben added a "People good with fire" list to the site? Would you want to be on that list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER What if we decide to throw spears at the Shark? Should we throw them at Bazza instead? YES !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted February 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER YES !!!! I find your "yes" not very satisfying. Please try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Squirrel, Who is on the Ignore List ? I'm guessing our mutual friend from Georgia but otherwise I haven't a clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted February 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Kristopher, Bengal, Nightfly I forget the other two, let me check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted February 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER The other two are Dog Soldier and AtomMan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Oh, some of the rabid politicians. Understandable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER We could throw Bazza at the shark... Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER What did the shark do to deserve such a cruel fate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER We could throw Brittney Spears at the shark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER What did the shark do to deserve such a cruel fate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted February 2, 2005 Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER There's a picture of Britiney going into a gas station bathroom, barefoot. That's even too much for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Nothing. I just like torturing sharks. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShelleyCM Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Naturally. Though I do hope now with Napoleon gone we won't be reduced to fighting, ugh, "AMERICANS"!? Thank God I didn't have to serve against them, who has time to deal with uppity gnats? Where did you serve? I was in the North Atlantic and Indian Ocean. Now I know how to get to your character -- Americans! -Shelley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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