DocMan Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread So out of the goodness of my heart' date=' I taught her how to take digital pictures and post stuff on eBay. She will make more money than she's ever seen in her life once this s*** is out of the house.[/quote'] Why does this sound suspicously like you've taught your mom how to sell naughty pictures of herself on the net? Or did you mean to say that she will HAVE more money than she's ever seen in her life? Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Rum-pa-pum-pum. *sob* L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Rum-pa-pum-pum. *sob* Be thankful you're not at our house. Kara is the Spirit of Christmas. A woman who really cares nothing for music, she plays Christmas carols continuously. The only break I get is in my car on the way to and from work, and the rare occasion I can actually spend time in my office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread How can you keep from killing her? Oh, that's right, she's Supergirl. Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread How can you keep from killing her? Oh, that's right, she's Supergirl. Never mind. lol I've learned to live with her little oddities. That, and if I get too ticked off, I just beat the living crap out of the heavy bag. I'm getting to where I pack a pretty good punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread My wife PACKED ALL MY CHRISTMAS ALBUMS!!! Maybe she missed the Loreena McKennitt ones??? NO Trans Siberian Orchestra, no Celtic Christmas... WAAHHHHH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Would you like some samples of Kryptonite? Just enough to weaken her... Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Would you like some samples of Kryptonite? Just enough to weaken her... Doc I have all the Kryptonite safely locked away. I have a stronger weapon. She has a higher sex drive than I do. Hell, she has a stronger sex drive than most nations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I have all the Kryptonite safely locked away. I have a stronger weapon. She has a higher sex drive than I do. Hell, she has a stronger sex drive than most nations. OK... Now I have to go over to the Envy thread and wait for Rachel to post... Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread OK... Now I have to go over to the Envy thread and wait for Rachel to post... Doc :bounce: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Of course, Rachel can't post because Kara is online now. Now I'm cranky! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Of course, Rachel can't post because Kara is online now. Now I'm cranky! Doc Ack!! I made someone cranky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Do I get extra points for assimilating Kara to The Cranky Thread? Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Do I get extra points for assimilating Kara to The Cranky Thread? Doc lol Assimilated? Me? I'm the President of PERKY, ya know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Turns out the problem was a busted serpentine belt, costing just under $128 to fix... and one day's lost wages. But I also received the bad news that my tires are very near needing to be replaced... which will run about another $350 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread If there is a God or Goddess or pantheon, and he/she/it/they are listening, may the District Manager of AIMCO Properties be struck by lightning if he or she doesn't have Cox Digital Phone Service set up for our building by the end of January. DocMan's wife came up with the safest most creative curse I've ever head of... "May you get what's comming to you... sooner!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread *Starting rant* The stupid bimbo that is my ex-girlfriend's mother told her that she couldn't date me becase we are both girls, and in a very un-teenager fashion my ex listened to her not wanting to mess things up with her mother because they had been on shaky ground already in the trust department, but really... Stupid upstanding Christian virtues it wasn't like I was doing drugs and trying to get her do them. On top of it all her mother had liked me until the bimbo found I was bi-sexual, her liking me seems to have been the only thing to save me from being entirely banned from her apartment instead of not allowed to spend the night anymore...ARGH!!! *End rant* *breathes deeply* Okay I feel better now that I've gotten that out. I understand why Rachelle choose to break up with me instead of disobey her mother, but it still hurts. I had a few days of bliss I knew it had to end soon, I just never expected it this soon...heck i was expecting at least a good make out session first Thank you anyone who listened even the amused one, gets upset occasionally. ~Amused Sorry to hear this. You're to be admired for being so sexually aware and honest for your age. I know it's trite but...things will work out. Well, they'll be worse, too, in the future, at the same time. Life's a rich pageant. Or a bag of dung. Well a rich pageant buried in a bag of dung. Huh, I guess I'm not the best person to try to cheer you up... but life does get better than it is at your age, in my opinion. Amused 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Do I get extra points for assimilating Kara to The Cranky Thread? Doc I WANT MY HERO 5TH REV! Our store says it's coming tomorrow, i.e., Friday. I wonder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Amused... What Zornwill said. Just take a look at all the folks hitting on your mom and Michelle. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, and those beholders will find beauty in places you never thought to look before. And, when you are an adult, should you only have just a fraction of the wit and smarts you are showing now... you will still have more going for you than 90% of the other ladies out there. Living well is the best revenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Amused... What Zornwill said. Just take a look at all the folks hitting on your mom and Michelle. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, and those beholders will find beauty in places you never thought to look before. And, when you are an adult, should you only have just a fraction of the wit and smarts you are showing now... you will still have more going for you than 90% of the other ladies out there. Living well is the best revenge Thanks to the both of you for trying to cheer me up ( But I swear me and that girl were going places....now it's all shattered lying at my feet like broken glass....*sniff*..... LMAO) I know it's going to get better (it better because I plan to be famous ) but it still hurts now. I'll get over it. ~Amused~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Naah' date=' ain't all that bad. You might qualify as an Australopithecine, though.[/quote'] Dude! I get to hang out with Lee Majors in the Pacific Northwest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread *Starting rant* The stupid bimbo that is my ex-girlfriend's mother told her that she couldn't date me becase we are both girls, and in a very un-teenager fashion my ex listened to her not wanting to mess things up with her mother because they had been on shaky ground already in the trust department, but really... I'm sorry to hear that, Chrissy. I hate when parents get in the way of true love too. I sympathize. Stupid upstanding Christian virtues it wasn't like I was doing drugs and trying to get her do them. Unfortunately, not all Christians are as non-homophobic as me and several thousands of others. You wouldn't be from Ohio, wouldja? On top of it all her mother had liked me until the bimbo found I was bi-sexual, her liking me seems to have been the only thing to save me from being entirely banned from her apartment instead of not allowed to spend the night anymore...ARGH!!! *End rant* Time to hook her up with Mightybec. *breathes deeply* Okay I feel better now that I've gotten that out. I understand why Rachelle choose to break up with me instead of disobey her mother' date=' but it still hurts. I had a few days of bliss I knew it had to end soon, I just never expected it this soon...heck i was expecting at least a good make out session first [/quote'] Ouch. Just don't wait as long as I did. I was 25, nearly 26, when I first experienced a really good makeout session... and lost my virginity. Yuch. But... do wait until at least 18 for that. So, when can I pencil you into my calender? Thank you anyone who listened even the amused one' date=' gets upset occasionally.~Amused[/quote'] You're welcome. That's what we're here for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuraiko Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread *Starting rant* The stupid bimbo that is my ex-girlfriend's mother told her that she couldn't date me becase we are both girls, and in a very un-teenager fashion my ex listened to her not wanting to mess things up with her mother because they had been on shaky ground already in the trust department, but really... Stupid upstanding Christian virtues it wasn't like I was doing drugs and trying to get her do them. On top of it all her mother had liked me until the bimbo found I was bi-sexual, her liking me seems to have been the only thing to save me from being entirely banned from her apartment instead of not allowed to spend the night anymore...ARGH!!! *End rant* *breathes deeply* Okay I feel better now that I've gotten that out. I understand why Rachelle choose to break up with me instead of disobey her mother, but it still hurts. I had a few days of bliss I knew it had to end soon, I just never expected it this soon...heck i was expecting at least a good make out session first Thank you anyone who listened even the amused one, gets upset occasionally. ~Amused Oh, man, no one tells me ANYTHING! Sorry to hear it, kiddo. Should I take back every nice thing I said about her? Ha, better yet, tell Rachelle's mom that you took her over to your godparents' house, and if she thinks you're weird/wrong/whatever, she should meet US and see what you exposed her daughter to! Sorry, trying to make you laugh. There's nothing more aggravating than running into an idiot who's just as determined to mess up your life as they are their own, is there? Two words, sweetie. F*** her. Michelle aka Samuraiko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just A Guy Name Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Do I get extra points for assimilating Kara to The Cranky Thread? Doc I WANT MY HERO 5TH REV! Our store says it's coming tomorrow, i.e., Friday. I wonder... What's the connection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Two words' date=' sweetie. F*** her.[/quote']I think that's the issue, she can't. (well makeout anyway). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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