Samuraiko Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Lie flat on your back and have four people pull on your legs and arms like you are on a rack. Really. Think of that scene in Time Bandits with the ogre. Don't pull so hard that they lift you off the ground' date=' mind you, but that can sometimes pop your back and "fix" a pinched nerve.[/quote'] Are you serious?! Granted, it's a day later and it STILL hurts like hell, so I might go so far as to try that, but it still sounds insane. Michelle aka Samuraiko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Both my girlfriend and I are under enormous tension, but not being Professor Tesseract, I can't reach 3000 miles to massage her neck... I wish I had the points for the Professor's VPP. Then I'd be able to do some decent money too... And Bobbi could be Phantasma... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuraiko Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 Re: The cranky thread John says that he thinks the pinched nerve is in my neck, not my shoulder/back (apparently my symptoms are identical to the ones he had when he suffered the aftereffects of whiplash). Michelle aka Samuraiko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I may have a pinched nerve in my neck too. It's bothering me right now, and last night I got this godawful pain. No wonder I've been cranky all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 Re: The cranky thread And I've had a backache all day. Hmm. I sense a conspiracy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 Re: The cranky thread And I've had a backache all day. Hmm. I sense a conspiracy! I say we pick fights with random people once we feel better. Wait, I do that already... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samaritan Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Ever been to Windycon' date=' Duckkon or Capricon, Marine?[/quote'] Can't say I have. What am I missing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 Re: The cranky thread Are you serious?! Granted, it's a day later and it STILL hurts like hell, so I might go so far as to try that, but it still sounds insane. I am. But like I said, don't pull too hard.. just hard enough that you can feel your back pop. Even if it doesn't fix your problem, it should still feel good Now, for pinced nerves in your neck... yeah... see a chiropractor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 Re: The cranky thread I say we pick fights with random people once we feel better. Wait' date=' I do that already...[/quote'] Hmm. I'll let you handle that. I haven't been in a fight since the 3rd grade. I think there may of been a few situations where some people thought there might be one, but backed off when I stood up or got out of the car. And that's been maybe three times in 20 years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 Re: The cranky thread Hmm. I'll let you handle that. I haven't been in a fight since the 3rd grade. I think there may of been a few situations where some people thought there might be one' date=' but backed off when I stood up or got out of the car. And that's been maybe three times in 20 years...[/quote'] My problem is people keep messing with me. So I have to show them not to. I don't usually hit people, mind you (it's been a few years), but I've had to make people back off a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 Re: The cranky thread Murphy's Law #16,225 Section 73.a Whenever something I REALLY want shows up on Ebay, I don't have money. Section 73.b If I have money, there's nothing on Ebay I want. Section 73.c If I have money, and I find something I want, some weasel will outbid me. John T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 Re: The cranky thread Probably the only thing worse than putting up a christmas tree is taking down a christmas tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 Re: The cranky thread The bone spur in my elbow just startied bothering me again. Not even the elbow brace helps right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 Re: The cranky thread ::grousegrouchgrumblegrumble:: Cranky for no apparent reason. Just grumpy. I hate it when that happens. Phoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 Re: The cranky thread ::grousegrouchgrumblegrumble:: Cranky for no apparent reason. Just grumpy. I hate it when that happens. Phoo. I'm like that all the time. I know how you feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 Re: The cranky thread I ache. I'm cold. And I still can't find the flash card for my Camera... which only takes 32 meg cards... not like the ones that they sell now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 Re: The cranky thread Dang, that sucks. Hope you find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 2, 2005 Report Share Posted January 2, 2005 Re: The cranky thread I just fell on my ass a few minutes ago on the stairs in the back yard. I was bringing in a venetian blind I had washed when I slipped. Fortunately, I only have a couple of flesh wounds at best, but it's a lousy way to start the year. Fucking rain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuraiko Posted January 2, 2005 Report Share Posted January 2, 2005 Re: The cranky thread I've knocked over my little Christmas tree AGAIN (about the fourth time now, I think), and the pain in my neck/shoulder is getting worse... Michelle aka Samuraiko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 2, 2005 Report Share Posted January 2, 2005 Re: The cranky thread I've knocked over my little Christmas tree AGAIN (about the fourth time now, I think), and the pain in my neck/shoulder is getting worse... Michelle aka Samuraiko Better have that one checked. Shoulder injuries are really painful. I know; I once dislocated my right shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuraiko Posted January 2, 2005 Report Share Posted January 2, 2005 Re: The cranky thread Only one problem... can't afford to see a chiropractor right now (and I know for a fact that my insurance doesn't cover it). So unless out of the goodness of his heart he's willing to do my x-rays for free or something, I'm screwed until February when we have more money coming in. Michelle aka Samuraiko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted January 2, 2005 Report Share Posted January 2, 2005 Re: The cranky thread Ladies and Gentlemen... we present the proud return of the one, the only... HULKTHRAX to the Hero Games NGD discussion boards. He has a new album coming out entitled "Smash Homophobes And Racists To Paste, And Pinch A Loaf On Their Ashes" featuring covers of some of his favorite rage-fuelled songs. Here he is with his cover of Slipknot's Three Nil... Give it up for... THE INCREDIBLE HULKTHRAX!!!! [HULKTHRAX MODE] One Two Three NIL!!! (Yeah!) Chaos - it's just the beginning Every promise I made I'm rescinding Center mass in the middle of the monster I'm getting tired of drowning the constant Cry for help Isn't paid in full The only reason that you love me is I'm hated by all COME ON! Come see dysfunction I guess we're gunna leave it Open for discussion WHO AM I? Where am I going? Maybe I'm looking in the wrong direction Maybe I'm looking for any direction This is not my war This is not my fight This is something more This is not my life This is not my revolution This is not my convolution This is not my expectation This is not my desperation (Yeah!) Holed up, scarred, and tamed for the hell of it Look at me, I am the glorified malcontent Save me, save this All I got to do is give up And all is forgiven I'm sick Of being the butt of a cosmic joke And I don't get the punchline A million people lined up for miles To see the great big mouth SHUT UP AND APOLOGIZE! This is not my war This is not my fight This is something more This is not my life This is not my revolution This is not my convolution This is not my only reason to question why TODAY I SAID GOODBYE! GOODBYE! Oh I didn't need to leave To stay right here TODAY I SAID GOODBYE! GOODBYE! Oh I didn't need to leave To stay right here TODAY I SAID GOODBYE! GOODBYE! Oh I didn't need to leave To stay right here TODAY I SAID GOODBYE! GOODBYE! Oh I didn't need to leave To stay right here TODAY I SAID GOODBYE! (Yeah!) I'm the pariah (Break Me) I am the liar (Save Me) I can take anything (Make Me) Accuse me of everything (Kill Me) Cut off the system (Shape Me) Deny my existance (Waste Me) I won't be afraid (Try Me) I won't be unmade (Deny Me!) COME ON! Break it off COME ON! Buy the lie COME ON! Say it SAY IT! COME ON! SAY GOODBYE! GOODBYE! Oh I didn't need to leave To stay right here TODAY I SAID GOODBYE! GOODBYE! Oh I didn't need to leave To stay right here TODAY I SAID GOODBYE! GOODBYE! Oh I didn't need to leave To stay right here TODAY I SAID GOODBYE! GOODBYE! Oh I didn't need to leave To stay right here TODAY I SAID GOODBYE! One (One) Two (Two) Three (Three) NIL!!! YES!!! [/HULKTHRAX MODE] Just A Guy Name 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 2, 2005 Report Share Posted January 2, 2005 Re: The cranky thread . . . Oh, it's that time of the year . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 2, 2005 Report Share Posted January 2, 2005 Re: The cranky thread . . . Oh' date=' it's [i']that[/i] time of the year . . . or THAT time of the month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted January 2, 2005 Report Share Posted January 2, 2005 Re: The cranky thread or THAT time of the month. [HULKTHRAX MODE] Hulkthrax is Hulkthrax period. Wait, that not come out way that Hulkthrax mean... [/HULKTHRAX MODE] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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