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Lie flat on your back and have four people pull on your legs and arms like you are on a rack. Really. Think of that scene in Time Bandits with the ogre. Don't pull so hard that they lift you off the ground' date=' mind you, but that can sometimes pop your back and "fix" a pinched nerve.[/quote']

 

Are you serious?!

 

Granted, it's a day later and it STILL hurts like hell, so I might go so far as to try that, but it still sounds insane.

 

Michelle

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Samuraiko

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Both my girlfriend and I are under enormous tension, but not being Professor Tesseract, I can't reach 3000 miles to massage her neck...

 

I wish I had the points for the Professor's VPP. Then I'd be able to do some decent money too...

 

And Bobbi could be Phantasma...

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Are you serious?!

 

Granted, it's a day later and it STILL hurts like hell, so I might go so far as to try that, but it still sounds insane.

I am. But like I said, don't pull too hard.. just hard enough that you can feel your back pop. Even if it doesn't fix your problem, it should still feel good :) Now, for pinced nerves in your neck... yeah... see a chiropractor.

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I say we pick fights with random people once we feel better. Wait' date=' I do that already...[/quote']

Hmm. I'll let you handle that. I haven't been in a fight since the 3rd grade. I think there may of been a few situations where some people thought there might be one, but backed off when I stood up or got out of the car. And that's been maybe three times in 20 years...

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Hmm. I'll let you handle that. I haven't been in a fight since the 3rd grade. I think there may of been a few situations where some people thought there might be one' date=' but backed off when I stood up or got out of the car. And that's been maybe three times in 20 years...[/quote']

My problem is people keep messing with me. So I have to show them not to. I don't usually hit people, mind you (it's been a few years), but I've had to make people back off a few times.

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Murphy's Law #16,225 Section 73.a

Whenever something I REALLY want shows up on Ebay, I don't have money.

Section 73.b

If I have money, there's nothing on Ebay I want.

Section 73.c

If I have money, and I find something I want, some weasel will outbid me.

 

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I ache. I'm cold. And I still can't find the flash card for my Camera... which only takes 32 meg cards... not like the ones that they sell now.

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I just fell on my ass a few minutes ago on the stairs in the back yard. I was bringing in a venetian blind I had washed when I slipped. Fortunately, I only have a couple of flesh wounds at best, but it's a lousy way to start the year.

 

Fucking rain!

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I've knocked over my little Christmas tree AGAIN (about the fourth time now, I think), and the pain in my neck/shoulder is getting worse...

 

Michelle

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Samuraiko

Better have that one checked. Shoulder injuries are really painful. I know; I once dislocated my right shoulder.

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Only one problem... can't afford to see a chiropractor right now (and I know for a fact that my insurance doesn't cover it). So unless out of the goodness of his heart he's willing to do my x-rays for free or something, I'm screwed until February when we have more money coming in. :(

 

Michelle

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Ladies and Gentlemen... we present the proud return of the one, the only... HULKTHRAX to the Hero Games NGD discussion boards. He has a new album coming out entitled "Smash Homophobes And Racists To Paste, And Pinch A Loaf On Their Ashes" featuring covers of some of his favorite rage-fuelled songs. Here he is with his cover of Slipknot's Three Nil...

 

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[HULKTHRAX MODE]

One

Two

Three

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Chaos - it's just the beginning

Every promise I made I'm rescinding

Center mass in the middle of the monster

I'm getting tired of drowning the constant

 

Cry for help

Isn't paid in full

The only reason that you love me is

I'm hated by all

 

COME ON!

Come see dysfunction

I guess we're gunna leave it

Open for discussion

 

WHO AM I?

Where am I going?

 

Maybe I'm looking in the wrong direction

Maybe I'm looking for any direction

 

This is not my war

This is not my fight

This is something more

This is not my life

This is not my revolution

This is not my convolution

This is not my expectation

This is not my desperation

 

(Yeah!)

 

Holed up, scarred, and tamed for the hell of it

Look at me, I am the glorified malcontent

Save me, save this

All I got to do is give up

And all is forgiven

I'm sick

 

Of being the butt of a cosmic joke

And I don't get the punchline

A million people lined up for miles

To see the great big mouth

 

SHUT UP AND APOLOGIZE!

 

This is not my war

This is not my fight

This is something more

This is not my life

 

This is not my revolution

This is not my convolution

This is not my only reason to question why

 

TODAY I SAID GOODBYE!

GOODBYE!

Oh I didn't need to leave

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TODAY I SAID GOODBYE!

 

(Yeah!)

 

I'm the pariah (Break Me)

I am the liar (Save Me)

I can take anything (Make Me)

Accuse me of everything (Kill Me)

 

Cut off the system (Shape Me)

Deny my existance (Waste Me)

I won't be afraid (Try Me)

I won't be unmade (Deny Me!)

 

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Break it off

COME ON!

Buy the lie

COME ON!

Say it

SAY IT!

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SAY GOODBYE!

 

GOODBYE!

Oh I didn't need to leave

To stay right here

TODAY I SAID GOODBYE!

GOODBYE!

Oh I didn't need to leave

To stay right here

TODAY I SAID GOODBYE!

GOODBYE!

Oh I didn't need to leave

To stay right here

TODAY I SAID GOODBYE!

GOODBYE!

Oh I didn't need to leave

To stay right here

TODAY I SAID GOODBYE!

 

One (One)

Two (Two)

Three (Three)

NIL!!!

 

YES!!!

[/HULKTHRAX MODE]

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or THAT time of the month. :nonp:

[HULKTHRAX MODE]

Hulkthrax is Hulkthrax period.

 

Wait, that not come out way that Hulkthrax mean...

[/HULKTHRAX MODE]

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