Bazza Posted September 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 *chuckle* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Chuckling is not a word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 It's not? Drats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 It occurred to me this morning that Pinocchio is the perfect fairy tale for our modern science culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 ? You would have to explain to me why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Biology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Pinocchio? Not Frankenstein? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Just saw parts of a documentary about a Korean company's attempt at cloning a mammoth. They usually deal with cloning dogs for the very wealthy for $100k a pop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 ... Y'know, does anyone have any idea of how one should handle a live mammoth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 ... Y'know, does anyone have any idea of how one should handle a live mammoth? With a hunting rifle... and a butcher standing-by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 You brute, you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Well, there are some Arctic islets being freed up as the ice goes away that we could turn into mammoth sanctuaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Then the Antarctic ice sheet melts, the mammoths will become an aquatic species, then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Well, they won't be alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 They'll get along with the polarbears like a house on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Which is still more amicable than a few family reunions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Pinocchio? Not Frankenstein? Is Frankenstein a fairy tale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 ... Y'know, does anyone have any idea of how one should handle a live mammoth? Very carefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 The elephants we still have are all highly social, so a solitary mammoth would be a lonely beast. We have no idea what their social dynamics were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 A lawyer closed his practice and had a closing down sale--50% off all pro bono work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 That pleases Bono. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 Then there's amateur bono work, which has the same price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 Pro-Bono starts to mutter about unionizing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 Those who are pro Bono, lack The Edge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 And here I am about to make a Sonny joke. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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