Michael Hopcroft Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm your surgeon, Dr. Piffany. I can help you with any complaint. And don't worry, I have near-infinite supplies of duct tape!" NT: Signs that the guy in your party who claims to be a Paladin ISN'T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the guy in your party who claims to be a Paladin ISN'T. Goatee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "NT: Signs that the guy in your party who claims to be a Paladin ISN'T. "'The Paladin' says I'm going to take my Holy Avenger, shine it up nice, turn it side ways, and shove it right up your candy Asmodeus!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So we have a prisoner ? Time to dig out the torture implements ! Can someone get a fire going ? I need to get the pokers red hot. NT: I knew Captain Kirk had charm but I never thought he'd _____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I knew Captain Kirk had charm but I never thought he'd _____________ I knew Captain Kirk had charm but I never thought he'd actually enjoy the process of becoming a caricature of himself years after leaving Starfleet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I knew Captain Kirk had charm but I never thought he'd _____________ I knew Captain Kirk had charm but I never thought he'd manage to impregnate all three daughters of the Klingon chancellor in one night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I knew Captain Kirk had charm but I never thought he'd lose his sense of enunication. NT: Lame Graduation Gifts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lame Graduation Gifts "Congratulations! We're calling in your loans now!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lame Graduation Gifts A pony with three legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Greetings. Now that you have your degree, please come by our offices for a chat. Attendance is mandatory. Signed: Your Draft Board". NT: Signs that the Army's use of video games as a recruiting tool is working too well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Army's use of video games as a recruiting tool is working too well. They install a recruiting station in the mall's arcade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Congratulations! We're calling in your loans now!" I owe you Rep--to the tune of about $42,000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Army's use of video games as a recruiting tool is working too well. "Save! Save!" instead of "Medic! Medic!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Army's use of video games as a recruiting tool is working too well. Boot camp trainee: "This M-16 is lame. When do I get my BFG?" New Topic: Famous last words (or, The last thing _____ said before he/she died was __________.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Famous last words (or' date=' The last thing _____ said before he/she died was __________.)[/quote'] The last thing Bush said before he died was, "Dying? No, I'm not dying. This administration sees no need for dying. What we're doing is shifting our priorities towards a decomposition-based paradigm, which not only reduces oxygen use, but decreases our own personal CO2 emissions. We see this as a victory for life." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The last thing Jean Grey said before she died was, "What, again?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Famous last words (or' date=' The last thing _____ said before he/she died was __________.)[/quote'] "The last thing Steve Urwin said before he died was "That's not a sting, THIS is a ... URK" NT : Jerry Falwell's first words in the afterlife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "The last thing Steve Urwin said before he died was "That's not a sting, THIS is a ... URK" NT : Jerry Falwell's first words in the afterlife "What the hell do you expect me to do with seventy two virgins? And all men?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT : Jerry Falwell's first words in the afterlife "Somehow, I didn't think Heaven would be quite this hot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT : Jerry Falwell's first words in the afterlife "......................................." NT: An appropriate punishment for the last-place horse at the Preakness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "......................................." NT: An appropriate punishment for the last-place horse at the Preakness. Running around a pasture for a while on extended vacation. I know that doesn't sound like a punishment, but what did the horse do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "......................................." NT: An appropriate punishment for the last-place horse at the Preakness. For the Horse: Put out to stud for the Jockey: Forced to wear children's clothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Yapple Dapple' (see if anyone gets that) Baboo, from the Jeannie Cartoon. And it's "Yaffle Daffle". Why punish the horse ? NT: your favorite quote from an old, obscure cartoon like the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: An appropriate punishment for the last-place horse at the Preakness. The jockey gets to be ridden around the track by the horse in the next race. NT: Inappropriate names for the fiercest bull on the Professional Bull Riding circuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate names for the fiercest bull on the Professional Bull Riding circuit. It's teh terror of the bullriding circut. It's KITTY! NT: your favorite quote from an old, obscure cartoon like the above. Exit, stage right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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