Tim Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ill-advised places to build your supervillain lair/base/castle. New London, CT. "Why no, you won't get high property tax from this base." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ill-advised places to build your supervillain lair/base/castle. Compton. "Sire, we attempted to go out and intimidate the citizenry, but they appear to be better armed than we are." NT: Signs your local Arby's is built over an ancient Indian burial ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your local Arby's is built over an ancient Indian burial ground. You come in and find the corpses of the night shift hanging from surprisingly long Curly Fries tied to the rafters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your local Arby's is built over an ancient Indian burial ground. Picketers. Lots and lots of picketers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Compton. NT: Signs your local Arby's is built over an ancient Indian burial ground. Claims that the severed Ronald McDonald head they found buried under the back room is really a direct ancestor of the local tribe NT: Wrong, wrong wrong subjects for the sunday sermon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Wrong' date=' wrong wrong subjects for the sunday sermon[/quote'] "The Vow of Celibacy; Why Altar Boys Don't Count" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat God Loves You. Sex Secrets of the Bible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat God Loves You. Sex Secrets of the Bible *cries with laughter* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Wrong' date=' wrong wrong subjects for the sunday sermon[/quote'] How to use hardcore pornography to improve the sanctity of your marriage. Sadly, I'm not really joking. My dad's a minister, and he discovered that his assistant minister at a church was using hardcore porn as part of premarital counseling. Let's just say said assistant minister didn't stay in the ministry long after that. NT: Appropriate punishments for Michael Nifong, former prosecutor of the Duke lacrosse players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Appropriate punishments for Michael Nifong' date=' former prosecutor of the Duke lacrosse players.[/quote'] Make him pay for the beer & hookers for the next ten years of Duke lacrosse parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Appropriate punishments for Michael Nifong' date=' former prosecutor of the Duke lacrosse players.[/quote'] Send him to sit among the Cameron Crazies with "TAR HEEL FOR LIFE" tattooed onto his forehead, every home game for ten years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Appropriate punishments for Michael Nifong' date=' former prosecutor of the Duke lacrosse players.[/quote'] Duke gets new lacrosse balls. 'Nuff said. NT: This year's new "Trial of the Century" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: This year's new "Trial of the Century" Paris Hilton sues Michael Nifong for getting Ted Haggard hooked on steroids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Altar Boys sued by the Pope for sexually harrassing Catholic Priests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Lindsay Lohan Charged with Jaywalking: Grace Demands Death Penalty" NT: More signs (as if you didn't know already) that Nancy Grace is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More signs (as if you didn't know already) that Nancy Grace is out of her mind. Begins complaining about how traffic court judges are too lenient on speeders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She says that she always knew Michael Jackson was innocent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More signs (as if you didn't know already) that Nancy Grace is out of her mind. She's polite, rational, and waits for all the facts to be in prior to pronouncing judgement. NT: List a strange, bizarre reason Barry Bonds will not break Hank Aaron's home run record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: List a strange' date=' bizarre reason Barry Bonds will not break Hank Aaron's home run record.[/quote'] All those dreaded Dodger cultists find the right formula for their blood ritual, and all of San Francisco is swept into the ocean when the San Andreas Fault gives way as Barry comes to the plate with the record on the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: List a strange' date=' bizarre reason Barry Bonds will not break Hank Aaron's home run record.[/quote'] After plying him with beer and hot dogs, the ghost of Babe Ruth gets upset and whales on him when he refuses the hookers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He hits the tieing run early in the game and then the record breaker but the umpire disallows it. Barry gets upset and gets into an argument with the umpire, kicking sand on his shoes. A brawl develops. As a result Barry is fined by the authorities and forfeits both the tie home run and the record breaker. He leaves baseball in disgust NT: How do you solve a problem like Maria ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How do you solve a problem like Maria ? Break the problem down to its component parts and work on them one at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How do you solve a problem like Maria ? You can forget about things like raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Those kinds of solutions never work. You may have better luck with Lederhosen made from old curtains, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How do you solve a problem like Maria ? Nazis. Lots and lots of Nazis. NT: What the world would be like if the Nazis from Hogan's Heroes (i.e. Col. Klink and SCHUUUUUUUUUULTZ) won WWII. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the world would be like if the Nazis from Hogan's Heroes (i.e. Col. Klink and SCHUUUUUUUUUULTZ) won WWII. The entire apparatus of State, despite being built around surveillance and intrusiveness, would see NUZZING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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