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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Signs that your attempts to get tickets to the Police tour have gone horribly' date=' horribly wrong[/i'].

 

You end up spending your whole evening with the Police...as well as the next 3-5 years, with the possibility of time off for good behavior.

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NT: Signs that your attempts to get tickets to the Police tour have gone horribly' date=' horribly wrong[/i'].

 

You look at your watch, and realize that it's taking a lot longer to bury the body of the former ticket holder, and that if you take the time to finish you won't be able to fit in a shower before the show.

 

 

Or, alternatively:

 

You wind up at the hospital, instead of the show, needing a rather unusual kind of transplant, and having to explain to the medical staff how you wound up going to the wrong kind of "scalper".

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On his own' date=' with no direction home, like a complete unknown.[/quote']

 

He and Bob must be hanging out or something.

 

NT: Signs that your attempts to get tickets to the Police tour have gone horribly, horribly wrong.

 

You actually got the tickets.

 

I'm a big Police fan. I just . . . really don't want to see that show.

 

NT: You have been hired as Bob Dylan's translator. His first words are, per usual, "Raggul zibb droora arga gurfle", which you translate as ___________.

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NT: Cross over celebrity musicians that just might work.

 

"Paris Hilton sings Porter Wagoner, with the defensive line of the Cincinnati Bengals doing back-up on sousaphones and accordion loudly enough you can't hear her."

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NT: Cross over celebrity musicians that just might work.

 

"And next on Classical 89, we hear Chris Cornell and the Canadian Brass performing Verdi's Dies Irae...."

New Topic: The LAST thing I wanted to hear today was ________________.

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