Enforcer84 Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: We dine well here in Camelot' date=' we eat_________________![/quote'] ...Mostly ruffage and the occasional fruit tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: We dine well here in Camelot, we eat_________________! ...out. Three times a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: We dine well here in Camelot' date=' we eat_________________![/quote'] Robin's minstrels, with a side order of shrubbery sauce. NT: And now for something ___________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: And now for something ___________________. And Now For Something Completely Predictable: Major US Movie Synopses by Ima Hack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Robin's minstrels, with a side order of shrubbery sauce. NT: And now for something ___________________. . That's all, just 'something'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat And now for something I found in the back of my closet last night while looking for my leopardskin Speedos.... NT: Guys you don't want to know own a pair of leopardskin Speedos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat And now for something I found in the back of my closet last night while looking for my leopardskin Speedos.... NT: Guys you don't want to know own a pair of leopardskin Speedos. Any sumo wrestler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Guys you don't want to know own a pair of leopardskin Speedos. Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and all the surviving members of the Rolling Stones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My Dad. NT: If I could have and carry off any article of clothing I wanted, it would be.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If I could have and carry off any article of clothing I wanted' date=' it would be..........[/quote'] The Iron Girl Mark II armor. Hey, she wears it, doesn't she? Doesn't that make it clothing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If I could have and carry off any article of clothing I wanted' date=' it would be..........[/quote'] a duster and hope that I was a lot faster than the security guards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If I could have and carry off any article of clothing I wanted' date=' it would be..........[/quote'] Michael Hopcroft's leopard skin Speedo. NT: The worst place in your house to find Mick Jagger lurking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst place in your house to find Mick Jagger lurking. Given how small my apartment is, just about anyplace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst place in your house to find Mick Jagger lurking. On your back porch, gathering moss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst place in your house to find Mick Jagger lurking. On his own, with no direction home, like a complete unknown. NT: Signs that your attempts to get tickets to the Police tour have gone horribly, horribly wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your attempts to get tickets to the Police tour have gone horribly' date=' horribly wrong[/i']. You end up spending your whole evening with the Police...as well as the next 3-5 years, with the possibility of time off for good behavior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your attempts to get tickets to the Police tour have gone horribly' date=' horribly wrong[/i']. You look at your watch, and realize that it's taking a lot longer to bury the body of the former ticket holder, and that if you take the time to finish you won't be able to fit in a shower before the show. Or, alternatively: You wind up at the hospital, instead of the show, needing a rather unusual kind of transplant, and having to explain to the medical staff how you wound up going to the wrong kind of "scalper". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat On his own' date=' with no direction home, like a complete unknown.[/quote'] He and Bob must be hanging out or something. NT: Signs that your attempts to get tickets to the Police tour have gone horribly, horribly wrong. You actually got the tickets. I'm a big Police fan. I just . . . really don't want to see that show. NT: You have been hired as Bob Dylan's translator. His first words are, per usual, "Raggul zibb droora arga gurfle", which you translate as ___________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You have been hired as Bob Dylan's translator. His first words are' date=' per usual, "Raggul zibb droora arga gurfle", which you translate as ___________.[/quote'] "I need a pizza." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Maybe I was wrong about this electric guitar business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Justin Timberlake can kiss my gibblets." NT: Cross over celebrity musicians that just might work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Cross over celebrity musicians that just might work. "Paris Hilton sings Porter Wagoner, with the defensive line of the Cincinnati Bengals doing back-up on sousaphones and accordion loudly enough you can't hear her." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Cross over celebrity musicians that just might work. "And now here's the latest track from the hot new album, "Simon Cowell and the Vienna Boy's Choir sing Nirvana"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Cross over celebrity musicians that just might work. "And next on Classical 89, we hear Chris Cornell and the Canadian Brass performing Verdi's Dies Irae...." New Topic: The LAST thing I wanted to hear today was ________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The LAST thing I wanted to hear today was ________________. that atomic bomb going off. Which, as it turn out, is the last thing I'm going to hear today as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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