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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Signs that the local Pizza Hut franchise is run by aliens.

 

You can get plzotls, human kneecaps, and tribble gizzards on pizzas. Or all three, and it's called "Fzurgtaprotz's Delight".

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NT: Signs you probably shouldn't eat at the local Pizza Hut franchise.

 

"At our location, 'road pizza' isn't just an expression. Meat warm right off the highway, just as you like it."

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NT: Signs you probably shouldn't eat at the local Pizza Hut franchise.

 

"Okay, I have a large pepperoni and black olives. Meal worms wit dat?"

 

New Topic: Really bad supervillain costume ideas.

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NT: Subtle signs that your congressman is actually Foxbat in a Clever Disguise....

He actually becomes more competent.

 

Not limited to my own congressmen, but for all of them in general.

 

/rant

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NT: Subtle signs that your congressman is actually Foxbat in a Clever Disguise (the sort of Clever Disguise only Foxbat could create.).

 

Talks about his assistant, the Awesome Exo-Skeleton Staffer.

 

 

NT: Surprising revelations found in Paris Hilton's prison diaries.

Difficulty: Revelations can't relate to her looks, the paprazzi, drinking, or drugs (which she claimed in Larry King she has never used).

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Talks about his assistant, the Awesome Exo-Skeleton Staffer.

 

 

NT: Surprising revelations found in Paris Hilton's prison diaries.

Difficulty: Revelations can't relate to her looks, the paprazzi, drinking, or drugs (which she claimed in Larry King she has never used).

 

She kept dropping the soap and never figured out why nothing interesting happened.

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NT: Surprising revelations found in Paris Hilton's prison diaries.

Difficulty: Revelations can't relate to her looks, the paprazzi, drinking, or drugs (which she claimed in Larry King she has never used).

 

"I don't know what this 'Poly-Cotton Blend' stuff is, but it feels, like, really good against my skin!"

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