MilkmanDan Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst team name evar. (Sports' date=' superteam, battlin' business Unit, whatever)[/quote'] The Minnesota Fighting Pike. No, seriously. Was an Arena Football team that lasted one year back in the 90s. Logo was a fish. Fear them. NT: How Superman makes it up to Lois when she's mad at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Man of Steel Baybee! ..and he crushes her a diamond out of the Kingsford bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst team name evar. (Sports' date=' superteam, battlin' business Unit, whatever)[/quote'] Quick OT: High school near me was the Spongers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dresses Luthor up as a fairy and sticks him at the top of the Daily Planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst team name evar. (Sports' date=' superteam, battlin' business Unit, whatever)[/quote'] The minor league baseball team for Montgomery, AL was "the Montgomery Biscuits." That's right, their mascot was an inanimate baked good. NT: How Superman makes it up to Lois when she's mad at him. Uses his superhearing and X-ray vision to give her an incredible scoop for work. NT: What Lex Luthor is hoping for from Santa Clause. (Difficulty: No kryptonite) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Lex Luthor is hoping for from Santa Clause. (Difficulty: No kryptonite) Photos of Supes, Bats, and one of the younger Robins in Frank Miller scripted "training". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat a film of when Lois Lane met Catwoman and whaddya know they just 'happened' to get caught in the rain and had to undress and 'warm' each other up because they were cold...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Lex Luthor is hoping for from Santa Clause. (Difficulty: No kryptonite) Rogaine. NT: What happens to Santa Claus when he tries to deliver presents to the JLA Watchtower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What happens to Santa Claus when he tries to deliver presents to the JLA Watchtower? Wonder Woman offers to be his special helper... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Rogaine. NT: What happens to Santa Claus when he tries to deliver presents to the JLA Watchtower? Binary Fusion Beam defenses. Rudolph's nose will glow especially bright for two seconds before he disintegrates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's welcomed warmly by the entire team who offer to help distribute the presents with him. (If they are fictional then so is he, and I ain't prepared to live in a world that doesn't believe in Batman) NT: What happens to Old Father Time on 1st January (Difficulty no mention of him regenerating or coming back as the baby New Year) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's met at Times Square by 72 "Not quite Virgins". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What happens to Old Father Time on 1st January (Difficulty no mention of him regenerating or coming back as the baby New Year) Sits around the old folks home and bores everyone with his repetative stories of what a year he had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What happens to Old Father Time on 1st January (Difficulty no mention of him regenerating or coming back as the baby New Year) Gets shot in back of head, buried in foundation of construction site in New Jersey. NT: Inappropriate ways to celebrate the New Year in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat See through Burkha and USA Thong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate ways to celebrate the New Year in Riyadh' date=' Saudi Arabia.[/quote'] "ALL YOU CAN EAT VIRGINIA HAM, LOBSTER TAILS, AND CHAMPAGNE!! Just rub the Buddha's belly on your way in!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bring on the faux-Islamic comedian with his famous catchphrase 'don't Mecca me come up there to grab Medinner !' NT: Inappropriate ways to celebrate Christmas in Rome (NB This is Catholic country so anything Protestant might work) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate ways to celebrate Christmas in Rome (NB This is Catholic country so anything Protestant might work) The running of the Alter Boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate ways to celebrate Christmas in Rome (NB This is Catholic country so anything Protestant might work) Serving everybody's favorite Christmas snack, Papist on a Spit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate ways to celebrate Christmas in Rome (NB This is Catholic country so anything Protestant might work) Nailing beggars to the wall by their hands and feet. NT: Inappropriate topics for NGD Scenes From A Hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate ways to celebrate Christmas in Rome (NB This is Catholic country so anything Protestant might work) Replace the Eucharist for Christmas Mass with milk & cookies. New Topic: Books you'd like to buy some superhero for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate topics for NGD Scenes From A Hat Worst **** the ****ing *******? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate topics for NGD Scenes From A Hat Top ways to hunt down and kill moderators. New Topic: Books you'd like to buy some superhero for Christmas. For Cyclops--How to Lighten the Hell Up and Stop Whining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate topics for NGD Scenes From A Hat Who has the best cajones of the Hero Games Staff. (The third reply to Pariah's topic below starts the next topic) New Topic: Books you'd like to buy some superhero for Christmas. How to win friends and Influence people without using Mind Control or Telepathy for Professor X. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Inappropriate topics for NGD Scenes From A Hat How to install a kiddie porn bitorrent server through a security hole in a vBulletin host without the admins ever knowing New Topic: Books you'd like to buy some superhero for Christmas. Kierkegaard's Fear and Trembling for Daredevil NT: We aren't having Christmas at our place this year because of _________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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