CrosshairCollie Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Make hot, steamy love to Gillian Anderson. Twice. NT: Other things to do to Gillian Anderson specifically for the purposes of annoying Death Tribble. Shoot her in the face with a hammer. NT: Unusual topics to write a rap song about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Rapper's Dog, Mr. Pee Pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Shoot her in the face with a hammer. NT: Unusual topics to write a rap song about. Shooting people with a hammer. How do you do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Unusual topics to write a rap song about. -- Love NT: Ways to get back at a Astronomy lecturer who gave you a bad grade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Unusual topics to write a rap song about. -- Love NT: Ways to get back at a Astronomy lecturer who gave you a bad grade. "Wanna really close look at a moon?" *drop trou* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to get back at a Astronomy lecturer who gave you a bad grade. Take a dump on the end of his telescope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to get back at a Astronomy lecturer who gave you a bad grade. Draw a funny mustache and glasses on his autographed picture of James Van Allen NT: Real reason the role-player was fired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Draw a funny mustache and glasses on his autographed picture of James Van Allen NT: Real reason the role-player was fired Continually blamed his work failures on 'natural 1s'. (Everybody knows the 'natural 1 autofailure' rule doesn't apply to skill checks.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Real reason the role-player was fired Kept insisting the hot secretary had to sleep with him because he'd totally aced his Seduction roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Asked the Boss: "How many points did you get for Psychological Limitation: Total Douche?" NT: The real reason you can't run for public office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm not an american citizen. (truthful answer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reason you can't run for public office. Not a good enough liar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The real reason you can't run for public office. I always forget to pronounce that pesky 'L' in public. NT: What first tipped you off that the clown you're watching perform flunked out of clown college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What first tipped you off that the clown you're watching perform flunked out of clown college. He's actually funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He never touched nor touches booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I think I elected him. NT: You've died and gone to Heaven. What song plays as you walk through the Pearly Gates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I think I elected him. NT: You've died and gone to Heaven. What song plays as you walk through the Pearly Gates? "Everything You Know Is Wrong" -- Weird Al. If an atheist goes to heaven, after all ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Russian Bell Carol" by the Trans Siberian Orchestra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You've died and gone to Heaven. What song plays as you walk through the Pearly Gates? The old clarinet solo that was the theme music for Laurel & Hardy. NT: Unlikely tools needed for an otherwise routine household task. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unlikely tools needed for an otherwise routine household task. "As a matter of fact, I do need 90 helium balloons to do the laundry. If I don't generate that much static cling, I'll never know if the dryer sheets I got were really THAT good of a value." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unlikely tools needed for an otherwise routine household task. "Is that a fire hose connected to your toilet?" "...Don't ask." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unlikely tools needed for an otherwise routine household task. The use of the ants in the ant farm to pick up every scrap of dirt and food in the carpet. NT: What Thor does to celebrate Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The use of the ants in the ant farm to pick up every scrap of dirt and food in the carpet. NT: What Thor does to celebrate Christmas Runs around shouting "I SAY THEE, SLEIGH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Thor does to celebrate Christmas Challenges Jesus to a fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Thor does to celebrate Christmas Puts on frilly women's underwear and dances around Asgard singing Celine Dion songs, just like every night. NT: What Batman does to celebrate Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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