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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: "It's against your religion to WHAT?!?"

 

"It's against my religion to live a quiet, productive life. I'm required to open my mouth at every opportunity and make a complete @ss of myself whenever possible. The dead science fiction writer I worship requires it of me." -Tom Cruise

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

Er... New Topic: What you'd get your favorite superhero(ine) for Valentine's Day.

Angst. Lots and lots and lots of angst.

 

Hey, it seems to be the favorite emotion of all the comic-book superhero(ine)s!

 

 

 

NT: What your favorite superhero(ine) is getting you for Valentine's Day.

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NT: Joke Valentines on Superheros or Supervillains

 

"Hey, Scott, Jean's alive? Wait, she is? No, never mind, she's dead. Wait, she's alive! No, never mind, dead again. Alive! Scott, she's . . . uh, never mind. Yeah, alive again. Wait, gone . . . listen, you wanna go get some Chinese or something? Yeah, kind of pointless to wait. Anyways, I hear Peking Gourmet has some killer Sa Cha Beef, . . . yeah, you're alive again . . . and gone. Quick, just run to the car . . . RUN TO THE DAMN CAR BEFORE SHE COMES BACK AGAIN . . . OK, so do you want to get some crabmeat Rangoons?"

 

NT: What to buy as a resurrection present for Jean Grey, knowing she's going to be dead again in five minutes anyways.

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"Hey, Scott, Jean's alive? Wait, she is? No, never mind, she's dead. Wait, she's alive! No, never mind, dead again. Alive! Scott, she's . . . uh, never mind. Yeah, alive again. Wait, gone . . . listen, you wanna go get some Chinese or something? Yeah, kind of pointless to wait. Anyways, I hear Peking Gourmet has some killer Sa Cha Beef, . . . yeah, you're alive again . . . and gone. Quick, just run to the car . . . RUN TO THE DAMN CAR BEFORE SHE COMES BACK AGAIN . . . OK, so do you want to get some crabmeat Rangoons?"

 

NT: What to buy as a resurrection present for Jean Grey, knowing she's going to be dead again in five minutes anyways.

 

A shroud?

 

NT: Places you don't want to find incriminating evidence.

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