BoloOfEarth Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: An example of Classic Literature done incorrectly by Hollywood Basically, any Classic Literature done by Hollywood. I'm surprised The Ten Commandments wasn't renamed to The Seven Commandments because "three of them didn't test well with the focus group." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: An example of Classic Literature done incorrectly by Hollywood "To be, or not to be, that is . . . hey, check out Ophelia's rack!" NT: Unexpected things found in a modern-themed remake of Hamlet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected things found in a modern-themed remake of Hamlet. Rap music. "Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew him well. When Hamlet dug him up he really looked like hell. Then his long gone daddy appeared in the dark, Saying somethin' is rotten in old Denmark. He said your momma the one that turned me into a ghost, Cause your uncle's the one she really digs the most!" (For the full lyrics to Shakespeare Rap, click here.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected things found in a modern-themed remake of Hamlet. [Austin Powers voice]"Ophelia is a man, baby!"[/Austin Powers voice] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "To be or not to -- MMMM, Donuts!" NT: Signs that the lead in a Shakesearean tragedy has been accidentally replaced by Homer Simpson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "To be or not to -- MMMM, Donuts!" NT: Signs that the lead in a Shakesearean tragedy has been accidentally replaced by Homer Simpson. "Remember, shut thine own true self the hell up. Suck up to the boss, lie a little...this isn't rocket science son... heh heh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the lead in a Shakesearean tragedy has been accidentally replaced by Homer Simpson. "She should have died hereafter. Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps by in this petty pace, MMmmmmmm, Donut." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "To be or not to -- MMMM, Donuts!" NT: Signs that the lead in a Shakesearean tragedy has been accidentally replaced by Homer Simpson. "How come Juliet is a bald bright-yellow guy?" NT: Better endings for a Shakesperean tragedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Better endings for a Shakesperean tragedy. Well, for King Lear . . . anything, really. Somebody lives. Pick somebody, doesn't really matter, someone to give a faint glimmer of hope. Oh, and mimes. Lots of mimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Better endings for a Shakesperean tragedy. Timon of Athens is carried onstage, quavering out "I'm not dead yet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Romeo and Juliet = Live sex scene NT: If Shakespeare Wrote Comics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Kapoweth!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Shakespeare Wrote Comics "Yes, 'tis true. Hamlet is the long-lost son of Othello from another dimension, who then time-traveled back to face the devilry of Puck before failing to stop the death of Romeo and Juliet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Shakespeare Wrote Comics Nobody would read them. NT: Nicknames for two-fisted adventuring Pulp characters that just wouldn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Nicknames for two-fisted adventuring Pulp characters that just wouldn't work. "You'll never get away with this, Dr. Fluffy. I'll stop you as sure as my name is The Purple Helmet!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Nicknames for two-fisted adventuring Pulp characters that just wouldn't work. "Your fiendish Nazi plot will fail! So says Doctor Syphilis!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Group Hug !!! NT: What is your dream superpower ? (Difficulty: No immortality) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Group Hug !!! NT: What is your dream superpower ? (Difficulty: No immortality) Telepathy. Because I would blackmail SO many politicans, my financial worries would be over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Telepathy. Because I would blackmail SO many politicans, my financial worries would be over. Accurate and safe Teleportation over any distance, great or small. (Was one of mine before hand, but with gas prices the way they are, doubly so) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Group Hug !!! NT: What is your dream superpower ? (Difficulty: No immortality) Anything I can do in my dreams, I could do in reality. (i.e. fly, teleport, Jessica Alba...) NT: With that superpower, who is your arch-nemesis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Newt Gingrich or if we are talking real nemesis, Zornwil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anything I can do in my dreams, I could do in reality. (i.e. fly, teleport, Jessica Alba...) NT: With that superpower, who is your arch-nemesis? The manufacturer of Jessica Alba's dream-proofed chastity belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anything I can do in my dreams, I could do in reality. (i.e. fly, teleport, Jessica Alba...) NT: With that superpower, who is your arch-nemesis? That rarest of beings, the honest and uncorrupted politician. NT: Super power that you'd least like to have (difficulty: must exist on a published character, no matter how obscure) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Super power that you'd least like to have (difficulty: must exist on a published character' date=' no matter how obscure)[/quote'] Enhanced Perception (Smell) -- I'd never be able to attend GenCon again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NoMan of the T.H.U.N.D.E.R. Agents: he's dead, but his mind has been transferred into an android (and there's a number of identical ones, into which he can transfer when the one he's occupying is destroyed). That, and an invisibility cloak, are his powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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