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Tuna salad on white bread. As a special?

 

NT: Musical numbers you'd like to see a bunch of lederhosen-clad midgets singing.

 

Phantom of the Opera's music of the night

 

NT: When superheroes try to break into the music biz we get...

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NT: Fashion accessories every superhero (or superheroine) should have.

 

Sensible shoes. Fighting crime in stiletto heels or platform shoes is a good way to get your ankles broken.

 

New Topic: You've been invited to Foxbat's birthday party! What do you bring as a gift?

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Sensible shoes. Fighting crime in stiletto heels or platform shoes is a good way to get your ankles broken.

 

New Topic: You've been invited to Foxbat's birthday party! What do you bring as a gift?

 

Hire Cory as a singing telegram but do not tell her for whom.. (Note to self: Leave country for a week)

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A 412 (Overacting). Hey' date=' it worked for St. George....[/quote']

 

I thought I was the only person who had ever heard "St. George and the Dragonet." Have some rep.

 

NT: You've just been handed a warrant for the arrest of Foxbat. What's the charge?

 

Fifty dollars, just like in town.

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A 412 (Overacting). Hey' date=' it worked for St. George....[/quote']

 

I thought I was the only person who had ever heard "St. George and the Dragonet." Have some rep.

 

"Hey, is that one of them 45-caliber swords?"

"That's about the size of it."

 

Alas, I must spread some Rep around before hitting either of you again.

 

NT: ways for bored superheroes to pass the time when loved ones aren't available that day and no crime is going on

 

Carving a giant-sized sculpture in the mountains overlooking the town. Without the use of dynamite.

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Play that new computer RPG which takes place in a world without superpowers and they take the role of an average citizen who has to pay a mortgage, look after their spouse and possibly kids as well.

 

NT: The REAL reason Team GB is doing so well in the Olympics this time around

 

Plenty of Tea in China, and we all know Tea to the Brits is like spinach to Popeye!

 

NT: Campaign Promises from supervillains running for office

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