L. Marcus Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Thor wears Sif's undies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Captain America is a card carrying communist NT: Dirty little secrets of the DC's Justice League Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Dirty little secrets of the DC's Justice League "Wonder Woman" is actually Superman in drag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Dirty little secrets of the DC's Justice League Green Arrow has secretly been contributing to Rick Santorum's super-PAC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Dirty little secrets of the DC's Justice League The Flash is wanted back in Kansas for several incidents of indecent exposure. NT: Spectacularly bad places to encounter a hippopotamus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat In the bath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat In the hippo's river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anywhere. NT: Things you can do with a mind-controlled hippopotamus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Escape unharmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Trample your enemies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get a seat or parking anywhere NT: Things you can do with a mind controlled crocodile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Finally get that really annoying wildebeest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can do with a mind controlled crocodile Have the crocodile rush out of the water and scare the babes sunbathing on the riverbank with their bikini tops untied, so you get free look, so to speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can do with a mind controlled crocodile Use it as protection from extravagant pirates. NT: Subtle signs that Ronald McDonald has lost his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He refers to himself a Pennywise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He tells you what's really in their food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Ronald McDonald has lost his mind. He tells you that what he really wants to be is the Hamburglar, and back in 1963 he and the other guy cut cards for the coveted role and Ronald lost. And if he had it his way, (1) Ronald McDonald Houses would be giant deep-fryers where snotty little kids got what's coming to them, and (2) he'd ditch that soft drink crap and have a 12-tap beer bar in every restaurant, and (3) the third Tuesday of every month would be Boilermaker Day, preferably made with a good classic American rye whiskey. Those ideas are not actually all that insane, once you think about it. The insanity would be if he blew his high-paycheck easy gig by saying what he really felt. NT: Other ways to improve the fast-food outfit of your choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Step one: Chicken should not require an Anti-foaming agent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 28, 2012 Report Share Posted April 28, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways to improve the fast-food outfit of your choice. Have them open a location in the same state where I live. (Steak and Shake, Qdoba, etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 28, 2012 Report Share Posted April 28, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other ways to improve the fast-food outfit of your choice. Better soft drinks. Diet Coke? Are you kidding me? NT: Subtle signs you're not going to make it to Carnegie Hall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 28, 2012 Report Share Posted April 28, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you're not going to make it to Carnegie Hall. You forgot to make a left at Albuquerque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 28, 2012 Report Share Posted April 28, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When tap dancing, you keep treading on your own corns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 28, 2012 Report Share Posted April 28, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You want to be a Ballerina and you're a Hobbit. NT: Good real life jobs for a Video Game character, such as Pac Man, past or present character: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Construction Work for Donkey Kong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Good real life jobs for a Video Game character' date=' such as Pac Man, past or present character:[/quote'] Hibachi chef for Kayana, Thorn, or Shredder from One Must Fall 2097. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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