Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Completely useless new superheroes. "Stand Aside, Citizen! Make Way For "Captain Capitalizes Everything He Says At All Times!"" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Commodore Prolapse to the rescue! NT: Food items that would definitely put you off that buffé. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Food items that would definitely put you off that buffé. "Spam dogs! Get your Spam dogs here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Whole fish with the heads still attached. (I'm gagging just writing this) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2012 Report Share Posted June 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Food items that would definitely put you off that buffé. Whole roasted lambs, still bloody, burnt and bleating in agonized terror. NT: More subtle signs the DMV worker giving you your driving test is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs the DMV worker giving you your driving test is out of her mind. "Okay, now get out your 3-iron and let's see your stance and grip." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs the DMV worker giving you your driving test is out of her mind. "The first part of the exam involves synthesizing the octane to fuel your vehicle. Here's some charcoal, and in the back you'll find the hydrogen tanks. You've got ten minutes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs the DMV worker giving you your driving test is out of her mind. They make a lot of car based film quotes like 'Are you the Keymaster ?' NT: The Commonwealth celebrates the Diamond jubilee of the Queen this weekend with 4 days of celebrations. What does everyone else celebrate 60 years of ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Commonwealth celebrates the Diamond jubilee of the Queen this weekend with 4 days of celebrations. What does everyone else celebrate 60 years of ? The media celebrates 60 years of the Queen's descendents giving us 'news' stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Commonwealth celebrates the Diamond jubilee of the Queen this weekend with 4 days of celebrations. What does everyone else celebrate 60 years of ? This year film buffs celebrate the 60th anniversary of the release of High Noon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Alas, I must bid milkshakes a fond ADEIU. I love them, but they don't love me. Darn it ! I did it again. I ask again for a Mod to please move this to the Cranky Thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tomorrow (June 3, 1952) is the sixtieth anniversary of the birth of Billy Powell, keyboardist for Southern rock icons Lynyrd Skynyrd. NT: Unexpected consequences of putting more men and women on the Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Wendys, Pizza Hut and Burger King find interesting new store placements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected consequences of putting more men and women on the Moon. The moon begins to develop an atmosphere . . . of smog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected consequences of putting more men and women on the Moon. "Ripley's Day Care: You Won't Have To Nuke It From Orbit" NT: Other places you won't have to nuke from orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other places you won't have to nuke from orbit. Pyongyang. With their luck they'll end up nuking themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other places you won't have to nuke from orbit. Oakland Raiders headquarters. Same reason as Hopcroft's for Pyongyang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other places you won't have to nuke from orbit. Japan. With all the monster attacks, it won't have anything worth blowing up. NT: Subtle signs that Death Tribble is a fan of too many Ridly Scott movies (including Prometheus) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gillian is no longer The Divine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Death Tribble is a fan of too many Ridly Scott movies (including Prometheus) He has an order pending for fifteen female Replicants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gillian is no longer The Divine. Not sure that would count as a subtle sign, unless it's a subtle sign of the Apocalypse. NT: Subtle signs that Death Tribble is a fan of too many Ridly Scott movies (including Prometheus) He changes his handle from "death tribble" to "alien facehugger". NT: Other subtle signs the Apocalypse is coming up soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gillian is no longer The Divine. [General Zod mode] Why do you say this when you know I will kill you for it ? [/General Zod mode] NT: Other subtle signs the Apocalypse is coming up soon. Sarah Palin becomes President of the United States (by any means necessary) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other subtle signs the Apocalypse is coming up soon. My students demonstrate a sudden competence with rotational dynamics. (They aren't, so I am not worried about having to dance the apocalypso.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other subtle signs the Apocalypse is coming up soon. The trailer comes before every movie anyone shows, not to mention flooding the Net. NT: Actions you do not want to see yourself performing in a viral video (difficulty: nothing obscene, violent or otherwise grossly offensive or sick) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The trailer comes before every movie anyone shows, not to mention flooding the Net. NT: Actions you do not want to see yourself performing in a viral video Laundry (difficulty: nothing obscene' date=' violent or otherwise grossly offensive or sick)[/quote'] What else is there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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