Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 New Topic: How various supervillains would help their favorite country win the World Cup. Talisman does her usual thing to the coaches of teams she doesn't like. It makes for ribbeting football. NT: Someone went a little crazy with the frog-kissing and now the whole town is up to its armpits in princes! What are we going to do with them all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 NT: Someone went a little crazy with the frog-kissing and now the whole town is up to its armpits in princes! What are we going to do with them all? Send them out to do re-enactments of the assassination of Franz Ferdinand, since the centennial of that event is three days away. I know, it should be archdukes instead of princes, but you make do with what you got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Get them to play across the world, I mean who does not like Purple Rain by Prince Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Get them to play across the world, I mean who does not like Purple Rain by Prince Me. And Raspeberry Beret is held in similar derision. (I actually had an upstairs neighbor who played Prince songs on the Hammond organ at 1 am, so you can understand my hatred of those songs.) NT: Someone went a little crazy with the frog-kissing and now the whole town is up to its armpits in princes! What are we going to do with them all? Get Miss Piggy to kiss them all and turn them back into frogs until she finds her Kermit. NT: More evil ways to torment your neighbors than playing Raspberry Beret on the Hammond organ at 1 am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 NT: More evil ways to torment your neighbors than playing Raspberry Beret on the Hammond organ at 1 am. Get a few blue & white LEDs and diffuser screens set up in hidden places in your yard so your house (or your front door, if you live in an apartment) is always surrounded by a soft blue glow that looks disturbingly like Cherenkov radiation. L. Marcus, BlueCloud2k2 and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 Me. And Raspeberry Beret is held in similar derision. (I actually had an upstairs neighbor who played Prince songs on the Hammond organ at 1 am, so you can understand my hatred of those songs.) Get Miss Piggy to kiss them all and turn them back into frogs until she finds her Kermit. NT: More evil ways to torment your neighbors than playing Raspberry Beret on the Hammond organ at 1 am. Play Raspberry Beret on Vuvuzela at 1 AM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 NT: More evil ways to torment your neighbors than playing Raspberry Beret on the Hammond organ at 1 am. Play "Raspberry Beret" on the Mouseaphone at 1 AM. NT: Subtle signs the celebrity couple is only breaking up to advance their careers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 25, 2014 Report Share Posted June 25, 2014 NT: Subtle signs the celebrity couple is only breaking up to advance their careers. The very special one-hour Dr. Phil episode, advertised ruthlessly on the network in question for a month in advance.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 It's been almost 10 years and the tabloids are still going on about their breakup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 NT: Subtle signs the celebrity couple is only breaking up to advance their careers. They have a director and film crew on-hand for the breakup, and it takes 4 takes and a script rewrite before they get it right. NT: Wacked-out reasons the celebrity couple is giving for their breakup. (The more ridiculous, the better.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 He had a bigger walk-in shoe closet than her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 He was jealous of her sleeping with his boyfriends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 She was jealous of him sleeping with her boyfriends, And girlfriends. And the occasional Girl Scout. NT: Frogs are so 14th Century. What are Wicked Witches turning princes into in 2014? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Slime mold. No-one will kiss that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 NT: Frogs are so 14th Century. What are Wicked Witches turning princes into in 2014? Horses. They are more useful for ... things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 NT: Frogs are so 14th Century. What are Wicked Witches turning princes into in 2014? American Idol contestants. New Topic: Really surprising songs featured in the upcoming season of Glee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 New Topic: Really surprising songs featured in the upcoming season of Glee. "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park", "Lobachevsky", "We Will All Go Together...." and other hits from the discography of Tom Lehrer. The big show-stopper, of course, is "The Vatican Rag". "Genuflect! Genuflect! Genuflect!" Pariah and Shadow Hawk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 I was going to post "Sweet Transvestite" but I see they already have... Fine, we'll go with the theme of Skyrim: NT: Super-Hero teamups that will never see the big-screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 NT: Super-Hero teamups that will never see the big-screen. Crossed in Time; Daredevil and Geordi LaForge. WHAT? L. Marcus, death tribble and Cancer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 Painfully obvious: The Human Torch and the Martian Manhunter. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 Green Lantern and Yellowjacket NT: Unusual ways that play is stopped at Wimbledon. Difficulty they have prepared for rain so you can't use that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 NT: Unusual ways that play is stopped at Wimbledon. Difficulty they have prepared for rain so you can't use that Some bemused German lobs a 42-cm mortar shell into Centre Court, since today is the centennial of the assassination that triggered the First World War. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 NT: Unusual ways that play is stopped at Wimbledon. Difficulty they have prepared for rain so you can't use that The match officials have all been replaced by Cybermen. Although that might actually improve the officiating.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 I injected nitroglycerin into the balls. NT: Daleks vs Cybermen was a good grudgematch. What Grudgematch would you like to see? Complications: Must involve multiple combatants fighting for a legitimate reason BUT must be from different Franchises/Intellectual Properties (Jaffa verses Wraith is a no go, but Jaffa vs HYDRA agents is okay). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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