Pariah Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 NT: People who are so ugly Death will never come to collect them. Thanos. And he WANTS Death to come for him. Maybe a makeover is in order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Kim Kardashian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 NT: People who are so ugly Death will never come to collect them. The people who put on child beauty pageants. sadly. NT: Peacetime uses for a Gundam, a Veritech Fighter, or another giant piloted battle robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Knocking down the last remnants of sky scrapers so the land can be cleared and rebuilding can begin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 NT: Peacetime uses for a Gundam, a Veritech Fighter, or another giant piloted battle robot. Gladiatorial combat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 NT: Peacetime uses for a Gundam, a Veritech Fighter, or another giant piloted battle robot. Super Bowl halftime show. Hey, it's a better option than Madonna, LMFAO, Cirque du Soleil, Nicki Minaj, M.I.A., and Cee Lo Green. New Topic: Halloween hijinks in the Champions universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Foxbat dresses up as Batman, rings on Doctor Destroyer's door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Black Harlequin releases a video on YouTube announcing his intent to "Make Millennium City a Happier Place" and then stays home to catch up on his Tivo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 New Topic: Halloween hijinks in the Champions universe. Menton welcomes every Trick or Treater in the area, who for some reason give him all their candy. Needless to say, he ends of overdosing on Kit Kats and doesn't feel all that good the next morning. NT: Halloween is over, but the urge to party in the Champions Universe is not sated. How do superheroes and supervillains celebrate Dia del los Muertos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 NT: Halloween is over, but the urge to party in the Champions Universe is not sated. How do superheroes and supervillains celebrate Dia del los Muertos? Not sure, but there's a high body count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Somebody manages to lure Taknofanes to a rave and gives him a hit of LSD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 NT: Halloween is over, but the urge to party in the Champions Universe is not sated. How do superheroes and supervillains celebrate Dia del los Muertos? Scorpia, Fuer, and Giganto get together to reminisce about their old boss and how glad the are that they don't work for him any more. New Topic: This year's version of the Hunger Games features teenage superheroes and supervillains. Who wins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 New Topic: This year's version of the Hunger Games features teenage superheroes and supervillains. Who wins?If it were *real* hunger games and not these glorified godgame spectacles, the winners would consume the losers, which means Matter-Eater Lad wins it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Scorpia, Fuer, and Giganto get together to reminisce about their old boss and how glad the are that they don't work for him any more. New Topic: This year's version of the Hunger Games features teenage superheroes and supervillains. Who wins? The readers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 New Topic: This year's version of the Hunger Games features teenage superheroes and supervillains. Who wins? It sure won't be President Snow. NT: So you're caught in the middle of a war between the gods and the demons, and have something they are both willing to kill and torture for. But that's no reason to lose your sense of humor! How will you keep up your spirits while running for your life against infinitely powerful foes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 NT: So you're caught in the middle of a war between the gods and the demons, and have something they are both willing to kill and torture for. But that's no reason to lose your sense of humor! How will you keep up your spirits while running for your life against infinitely powerful foes? Holding my whiskey over my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 NT: So you're caught in the middle of a war between the gods and the demons, and have something they are both willing to kill and torture for. But that's no reason to lose your sense of humor! How will you keep up your spirits while running for your life against infinitely powerful foes? By singing Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Tell them you lost it to your ex-wife in the divorce and then make popcorn and enjoy the show. NT: More inventive ways to get back at your ex. Complication: must be both evil and funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 NT: More inventive ways to get back at your ex. Complication: must be both evil and funny.Give money in their name to political causes that they vehemently disagree with, but you consider to be riotously funny. This makes the ex mad, and puts them on that sucker list forever. And political groups sell their sucker lists a lot, and will use a number and address for as long as someone responds to it, so this can be good for over a decade of harassment by third-party telephone solicitation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 NT: More inventive ways to get back at your ex. Complication: must be both evil and funny. Hack the TSA website and get their name on the perpetual no-fly list. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 ((off topic)) Better still, additionally, plant evidence that they tried to hack the TSA website to get themselves off of the perpetual no-fly list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 NT: More inventive ways to get back at your ex. Complication: must be both evil and funny. Post your wedding video on YouTube, sped up by ten times with "Yakkity Sax" playing in the background. NT: Subtle signs you shouldn't have signed that pre-nuptial agreement after all. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you shouldn't have signed that pre-nuptial agreement after all. You have discovered, quite to your shock, that your new bride/groom is, in fact, Satan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 You have discovered, quite to your shock, that your new bride/groom is, in fact, Satan. (OT) It worked for Grover Cleveland.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 You have discovered, quite to your shock, that your new bride/groom is, in fact, Satan. You have discovered, quite to your shock, that your new bride/groom is, in fact, Kim Kardashian/Kanye West. I'm sorry, I appear to have repeated Pariah's post. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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