BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 You have discovered, quite to your shock, that your new bride/groom is, in fact, your ex-spouse with plastic surgery and a name-change. NT: Odd clauses in Prenuptial agreements in the Super-Hero-World Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 NT: Odd clauses in Prenuptial agreements in the Super-Hero-World "Clark Kent will not use his X-ray vision to look at Lois Lane without the latter's express knowledge and consent, nor will he use it to look at other women at all." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 NT: Odd clauses in Prenuptial agreements in the Super-Hero-World "Paragraph XVIII: On what 'Til Death Do Us Part' means in the context of marriage to Ms. Jean Grey" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 "Bruce Wayne may not use his Batman Persona to sleep with other people." NT: Subtle Signs that Superman and Lois Lane are headed for a divorce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 NT: Subtle Signs that Superman and Lois Lane are headed for a divorce. It's the New 52 continuity and he's ******* Wonder Woman. Seriously, DC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 OT: REALLY? OMG! Though to be fair, I think he'd have a better chance of surviving sleeping with her than Batman would (though I still love the Justice League cartoon where they are all turned into kids and Batman says to Superman "Back-off! I saw her first!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 NT: Subtle Signs that Superman and Lois Lane are headed for a divorce. Lois Lane's kryptonite chastity belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 He's sleeping with Batman...... NT: What exactly Death Tribble was doing in his week away from the boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 He was sleeping with Batman.... Get your heads out of the gutter! DT Has a Batman Chibi Plushie Doll that he sleeps with! Hrm... Somehow this became the "Complicate The Person Above" thread death tribble and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 NT: What exactly Death Tribble was doing in his week away from the boards. Protecting London from a Godzilla attack. (It's easier than you'd think. Just put up a bunch of big signs saying "TOKYO" and a big arrow pointing east.) death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 NT: What exactly Death Tribble was doing in his week away from the boards. Reionizing electrons (Better than unionizing them. And here I mean "forming an electrons' union", not "removing the ionized condition" from them.) NT: Other things that really should not be unionized. Pariah and death tribble 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 NT: Other things that really should not be unionized. College football teams (either interpretation) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 NT: Other things that really should not be unionized. Superhero teams. "How come Unstoppable Girl's salary is 40% less than Captain Poultry's?" "Seniority, friend, seniority...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 Government Workers NT: There is a wave of Chaos Magic headed for Earth, and for some reason only celebrities are going to get super powers. Who gets what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 George Clooney gets the power of Ultimate Coolth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 NT: There is a wave of Chaos Magic headed for Earth, and for some reason only celebrities are going to get super powers. Who gets what? Andre Braugher gets the ability to stun, incapacitate, and/or knock over someone with a glance and a sharp word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 NT: There is a wave of Chaos Magic headed for Earth, and for some reason only celebrities are going to get super powers. Who gets what?William Shatner can turn into an enormous free-floating hot air balloon. NT: The harpoon guy won big with the comet landing. What Iron Age weapon/implement concept gets used next in a space mission, and on what? death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 The next Mars Lander uses da Vinci's helicopter design for the landing stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 William Shatner can turn into an enormous free-floating hot air balloon. And exactly how is this different from normal? NT: The harpoon guy won big with the comet landing. What Iron Age weapon/implement concept gets used next in a space mission, and on what? A war-hammer will be used on the next Mars lander to break apart rocks, simply so the scientists can say "It's Hammer Time!" every time they instruct the probe to use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 What Iron Age weapon/implement concept gets used next in a space mission, and on what? The probe to Europa carries a sword to that if there's liquid water it could give it to the tart there, who will then give it to the next King. NT: Ways to become King of the Britons that are somewhat less legitimate than having a watery tart hand you a sword. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rails Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Winning the crown at Bingo Night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Winning the Plushie-Crown in a Claw-Game machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 William Shatner can turn into an enormous free-floating hot air balloon. And exactly how is this different from normal? [General Zod mode] Why do you say this when you know I will kill you for it ? [/General Zod mode] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 NT: Ways to become King of the Britons that are somewhat less legitimate than having a watery tart hand you a sword. Defeating the Queen in an arm-wrestling match. New Topic: Better things to do this weekend than watch the new "Dumb and Dumber" movie. [Difficulty: "Anything", while certainly an understandable sentiment, is not allowed.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 You could always watch Interstellar; and if you've already seen it, see it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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