BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 His and hers body wash and loofahs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 NT: Surprising things to find on Charles Manson's wedding registry. [Difficulty: nothing escape-related.] Seasons 1-18 of Dancing with the Stars. Turns out he's a big fan of the quickstep. New Topic: It has just been announced that the next season of Dancing with the Stars will feature superheroes. What happens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 New Topic: It has just been announced that the next season of Dancing with the Stars will feature superheroes. What happens? Chaos. Lots and lots of chaos, until they finally realize the Joker is one of the judges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Chaos. Lots and lots of chaos, until they finally realize the Joker is one of the judges. I've always been suspicious of Len Goodman. Seasons 1-18 of Dancing with the Stars. Turns out he's a big fan of the quickstep. New Topic: It has just been announced that the next season of Dancing with the Stars will feature superheroes. What happens? We're amazed to discover that Grond really has some great moves. Good thing, too, because nobody wants to vote him off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 New Topic: It has just been announced that the next season of Dancing with the Stars will feature superheroes. What happens? A flat-footed tie between Galactus doing the can-can with all the Pleiades, and Aquaman rockin' the boat with a back-up band of chambered nautiluses doing the Marianas Trench Mazurka. NT: Fifty states have freezing temperatures this week! What other catastrophes occur in all fifty states? Difficulty: avoid politics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 NT: Fifty states have freezing temperatures this week! What other catastrophes occur in all fifty states? Difficulty: avoid politics. I, Frankenstein, for starters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 NT: Fifty states have freezing temperatures this week! What other catastrophes occur in all fifty states? Difficulty: avoid politics. News media in all fifty states continue to report the goings-on with the Kardashians, causing intelligence levels in all states to continue to plummet. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 NT: Fifty states have freezing temperatures this week! What other catastrophes occur in all fifty states? Difficulty: avoid politics. The Oakland Raiders still have fans in all fifty states. New Topic: Subtle signs that Richard Castle has grown tired of your antics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 The two guns he's gotten stuck up my nostrils were my first clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 New Topic: Subtle signs that Richard Castle has grown tired of your antics. You are the victim in his new book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 New Topic: Subtle signs that Richard Castle has grown tired of your antics. "I never heard of you before reading this thread." "That's OK. Millions never heard of you until the book where I gave your name to the diseased, drug-addicted Hermann Goehring clone who's ringmaster of the international cartel in seven-year-old sex slaves, either." NT: Action heroes who didn't make the cut, and their signature weapons. Extra points if the weapon is edible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 "I never heard of you before reading this thread." "That's OK. Millions never heard of you until the book where I gave your name to the diseased, drug-addicted Hermann Goehring clone who's ringmaster of the international cartel in seven-year-old sex slaves, either." NT: Action heroes who didn't make the cut, and their signature weapons. Extra points if the weapon is edible. Paul Reubens with his Wack-a-Noodle. BlueCloud2k2 and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Paul Reubens with his Wack-a-Noodle. That's just wrong! WRONG WRONG WRONG! NT: Action heroes who didn't make the cut, and their signature weapons. Extra points if the weapon is edible. Micheal Jackson, and his exploding edible underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 NT: Action heroes who didn't make the cut, and their signature weapons. Extra points if the weapon is edible. The Pizza Crusader with his Pepperoni Gun. It fires real bullets, but somehow the gun itself is made entirely of pepperoni. NT: You have suddenly been granted The Power to Make Anything Taste like Cheese. What will you do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 NT: You have suddenly been granted The Power to Make Anything Taste like Cheese. What will you do with it? Provide a complimentary "cheese" platter to the next corporate executive board meeting. Thallium oxide paste (exceedingly toxic, slowly) and C4 logs with crackers and red wine. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 Lock every politician in the world in a room with a few million mice and watch the fun. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 NT: You have suddenly been granted The Power to Make Anything Taste like Cheese. What will you do with it? Make broccoli, cauliflower, and Brussels sprouts taste like cheese. Partly to get more people to eat them, and partly just to screw with the vegans. New Topic: What is Foxbat thankful for this year? BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 Being granted the power to make things taste like cheese so he can screw with Vegans. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 New Topic: What is Foxbat thankful for this year?The Ebola outbreak has made people pay a lot more attention to flying foxes as being dangerous, so he gets taken much more seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 New Topic: What is Foxbat thankful for this year? Equipment vendors who don't ask questions -- or ask for money. NT: More subtle signs the Oregon Duck mascot no longer finds your antic amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 NT: More subtle signs the Oregon Duck mascot no longer finds your antic amusing. I'm a University of Washington alum. And I remember fondly the 50-0 whomping the Huskies laid on the Ducks in the fall of 1974. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 There are bloody web-footed footprints on your porch and a severed horse's head in your mailbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 He super-glues a plastic duck bill to your face and has your name legally changed to Howard. NT: You've been put in charge of a "Howard the Duck" remake - what are you doing to make it an awesome movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 NT: You've been put in charge of a "Howard the Duck" remake - what are you doing to make it an awesome movie? Explosions. Lots and lots of explosions. And lots of gratuitous shots of Megan Fox. Hey, it worked for Michael Bay.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 NT: You've been put in charge of a "Howard the Duck" remake - what are you doing to make it an awesome movie?The "plot" is basically a mash-up of Hunger Games, Death Race 2000, Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, and 2001: A Space Odyssey, with Dr. Bong as the mastermind villain (pulling the strings on moronic front man Governor William J. Le Petomane, who orders the Texas Rangers -- the alleged law-enforcement guys, not the baseball team -- with back-up from a few dozen Predator drones with remarkably incompetent targeting, and a horde of super-tech killbots), with prominent supporting roles to She-Hulk, Beverley Switzler, Man-Thing, and Ted Logan, into which role some popular moronic pretty boy-toy actor is cast. Violence, multiple levels of trans-species sexual innuendo, special effects, and more violence happens. Cameo appearance by fellow feathered space alien Gonzo the Great. The sound track is mostly acid rock plus a few of Peter Gabriel's more inexplicable numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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