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On 3/26/2018 at 1:34 PM, death tribble said:

New Topic: Other things expelled with the Russian diplomats

Q: Everyone in the State Department who knows more about diplomacy than the Geico Gecko.

 

A: Subtle signs that Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials no longer finds your antics amusing.

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1 minute ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Subtle signs that Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials no longer finds your antics amusing.

 

You discover that her "Name Your Price" tool isn't the only tool she has. She also carries a cattle prod.

 

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14 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

 

A: Subtle signs that Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials no longer finds your antics amusing.

 

She comes in wearing a black shirt and gun belt and you realize as she and her bullyboys start working you over that she started out as Flo the Fascist.

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On March 28, 2018 at 9:21 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

 

A: Subtle signs that Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials no longer finds your antics amusing.

 

"Eh, with that junker you drive and your driving habits, you'll get yourself killed next week.  Go do that on Geico's nickel."

 

NT: Strange pies to bring to Easter dinner.  Difficulty: "Cow" has been taken already.

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Artichokes.  For a time we could get 'em fresh and cheap from the definitive source: the Giant Artichoke (the produce stand; not the restaurant, which is a latter-day addition) in Castroville, California, Artichoke Capital of the World.

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