Pariah Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 3 hours ago, death tribble said: New Topic: Unexpected things from the cold spell Politicians are walking around with their hands in their own pockets. New Topic: One for the Money, Two For the Show.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 Three for the arsonists all in a row ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: One for the Money, Two For the Show.... In the Golden Globe bathroom there is a big bag of blow Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 On 1/7/2018 at 9:39 AM, death tribble said: New Topic: Unexpected things from the cold spell Frozen foods are now in the Produce section. Quote New Topic: One for the Money, Two For the Show.... What are the priorities at the Netflix creative content meetings? NT: Things you don't want to find in the supermarket Produce section (difficulty: nothing about the actual produce is disgusting or dangerous). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Things you don't want to find in the supermarket Produce section (difficulty: nothing about the actual produce is disgusting or dangerous). People necking in with the squashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Things you don't want to find in the supermarket Produce section (difficulty: nothing about the actual produce is disgusting or dangerous). "For maximal safety and consumer control over what you buy, all produce is now Grow Your Own! Choose your plot and crops here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Angry polar bears (they aren't part of the produce although they are dangerous) New Topic: Odd things at the South Korea Winter Olympics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 No North Korean defectors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 2 hours ago, death tribble said: New Topic: Odd things at the South Korea Winter Olympics Angry polar bears (they aren't indigenous to the Korean peninsula, although they are associated with winter) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 2 hours ago, death tribble said: New Topic: Odd things at the South Korea Winter Olympics Non-angry polar bears, spending lots of money and rooting loudly for athletes from Nunavut. NT: Things not welcome at the South Korea Winter Olympics. Difficulty: no warthogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Cancer said: NT: Things not welcome at the South Korea Winter Olympics. Difficulty: no warthogs. The reanimated corpse of Kim Jong Il. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Nukes at the biathlon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Cancer said: NT: Things not welcome at the South Korea Winter Olympics. Difficulty: no warthogs. Trump... (oh wait, you said no warthogs) NT: Deleted lines from Oprah Winfrey's Golden Globes speech BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 13 minutes ago, Psybolt said: NT: Deleted lines from Oprah Winfrey's Golden Globes speech "You can go **** yourself, and you can go **** yourself...you can ALL go **** yourselves!" BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 On 1/7/2018 at 12:39 PM, death tribble said: New Topic: Unexpected things from the cold spell The Spanish Inquisition. No one could have expected that! New Topic: The Spanish Inquisition Lucius Alexander The palindromedary wasn't expecting that, oh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Lucius said: New Topic: The Spanish Inquisition Primera pregunta: ¿qué pasa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 The Spanish Inquisition always gave 30 days warning to their victims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 7 hours ago, Lucius said: New Topic: The Spanish Inquisition All they really wanted was directions to the bathroom. 11 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: Deleted lines from Oprah Winfrey's Golden Globes speech "You can go **** yourself, and you can go **** yourself...you can ALL go **** yourselves!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 12 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: Deleted lines from Oprah Winfrey's Golden Globes speech Since this one wasn't finished before Lucius' rather unexpected Spanish Inquisition, here's entry #2: "I still can't believe Wil Wheaton never won one of these things for his portrayal of Wesley Crusher." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 I apologize for my own confusion and any confusion I may have caused others. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary at one end affirms that it's all my fault, but the other end tries to blame some barnstorming giant snake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 22 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: Deleted lines from Oprah Winfrey's Golden Globes speech I did it My Way ! New Topic: what do the Seahawks and other teams who (narrowly) missed out on the Playoffs do now ? (Points will be awarded for creativity and sheer ludicrousness) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Challenge Manchester United to a home-and-home. American football rules in the USA, association football rules in the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 4 hours ago, death tribble said: New Topic: what do the Seahawks and other teams who (narrowly) missed out on the Playoffs do now ? (Points will be awarded for creativity and sheer ludicrousness) Cat-scans for EVERYBODY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 6 hours ago, death tribble said: 6 hours ago, death tribble said: New Topic: what do the Seahawks and other teams who (narrowly) missed out on the Playoffs do now ? (Points will be awarded for creativity and sheer ludicrousness) One word: KALSARIKÄNNIT NT: Newly discovered fossil that looked like ____ (insert what it looked like) ____ was the ancestor of ____(some modern creature, insert here)____! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 9 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Newly discovered fossil that looked like ____ (insert what it looked like) ____ was the ancestor of ____(some modern creature, insert here)____! Newly discovered fossil that looked like a small grey lump was the ancestor of Reality TV "stars"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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