Roter Baron Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Regardless of what he says - you can't take Cancer too serious. Got to get me another smoke anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above RB, creates his own playing cards and distributes them amongst the deceased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above "The Wizard of OZ" is really a very Artistic-licensed biography of Seanaci: She's the Green One. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The only reason SK knows I'm the green one is because she's the horse of a different color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The reason Seanaci and SatinKitty never post between 6:00pm and 11:00pm EST is because they have to go to the theatre every night to star in Wicked. As Second and Third Flying Monkey To The Left, respectively. I envy them -- I didn't even mAke it past the first round of auditions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The reason Seanaci and SatinKitty never post between 6:00pm and 11:00pm EST is because they have to go to the theatre every night to star in Wicked. As Second and Third Flying Monkey To The Left, respectively. I envy them -- I didn't even mAke it past the first round of auditions. I so owe you rep for that. Anywho. The reason Michael didn't make it past the first round of audtions for the part of a flying monkey is because they felt he was better suited as one of the trees in the forest who throws apples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The reason Michael didn't make it past the first round of audtions for the part of a flying monkey is because they felt he was better suited as one of the trees in the forest who throws apples. And whose fault was it that I broke character in the middle of "Dancing Through Life" and fell into the orchestra pit? Seanici, if you must get into character by eating bananas on stage, for heaven's sake watch where you put those peels! You're just lucky it was me and not Kristen Cheneoweth who fell down. Thou Shalt Not Cause an Accident to Befall She who Getteth a percentage of the Gross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Michael Hopcroft was once Donald Duck's stunt double but Disney denied him any credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble used to be a famous oral surgeon. His patients still have pieces of fur stuck in between their teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy, the original escapee from Alcatraz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Seanaci was aleding member of the Weatherman Underground Organization. But she was thrown out becuas eshe really thought the org was about the weather! Her forecasts were pretty good, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Today, the anniversary of the landings in Normandy, it pays to recall that much the dreaded "Rommel's asparagus", the mines seemingly mounted on posts near the waterline to destroy landing craft, were an early experiment in genetically modified organisms, a particularly violent form of puffball fungus with a long and robust stalk. They were grown and harvested on Roter Baron's estate in Lower Saxony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer came second for the Nobel prize for hot buns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble spends his free time trying to convince British Punker Girls to play Hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satin Kitty spends her time fighting off Jersey Punker boys who want to play her "Hero"... sorry, slow day at the creativity lobe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcers real name is Punk R. Jersey and he tries to loose weight by convincing the Grand Hero Master in the Sky to grand him a Hunted By Judge Dredd to pay with point for more STR, CON and COM and what else to define a "slim line" in HERO. Beats skipping double-cheeseburgers and super-sized fries for dinner, you have to give him that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron invented the Blackcurrent fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble has personally slain seven of my 'Evil Alternate Incarnations' for me in the last year. My schedule was full with all the beat-downs I have to lay on the persistant, yet fragile, Bunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 was a young and naive cosmetic surgeon whose career was ruined when he interpreted literally the woman who said "Gimme a boob job that'll make me look like the Grand Tetons." She wasn't pleased with the Ponderosa Pines, among other things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer and Wednesday Addams were childhood sweethearts. Ah, young love! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy. He once called Jet Li, Jackie Chan. Jet forgave him. Jackie however hunted him down and threw him through a plate glass window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble has a terrible smoking habit. Not tobacco, marijuana, or any other common addictive inhalant; he's hooked on burning guinea fowl feathers, preferably spiced with a drop molten sulfur, a full pipe at least eleven times a day. Most of the anti-public-smoking laws in London have been aimed at him, not at ordinary tobacco junkies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer. Has never been forgiven for THAT incident that held up traffic on I90 for 12 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble...always on top of the world and in the center of the Universe. How he does it, I'll never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Seanaci: Dominatrix for everyone in the upper house of the Wyoming Legislature, if they but knew it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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