death tribble Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 JohnnyAppleseed098 is actually called John Pear Tree and he was born in 97. AD 97..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 DT was the midwife, so he knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 The Marcus is a rather unknown insect species that feeds solely on human flesh. L. Marcus stands for The Lady Marcus and is known as the Hive Lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 Johnny goes into hysterics of laughter if he hears someone say Roderick Stanhouser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 DT's alter ego is named Roderick Stanhouser, and, if someone says his true name in front of him, he will transform into a slug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 Mr. Appleseed is wanted for invasive species control violations in nine states. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 Cancer instigated the Invasion of the Body Snatchers. He his now known amongst these vile aliens as "King Kancer of Kanada" (they wouldn't make him "Imperial Mouse of Disneyland"). Nobody knows about ithe whole thing because everybody else - except me - was snatched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 Roter Baron released a rock polka album with the title "The Love Howl of Attila!" Roter Baron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 The Donald Trump promised to make Hermit Grand-Duke of Atlanta and Warden of the Southern Wall in case he got crown elected. Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Der Roter Baron. A mountain of lard, a combine harvester, two elastic bands, and a rendition of Mozart's Cosi Fan Tutte in Swedish. What more can one say ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Death Tribble is Nurgle's secret love child! There! I told the world! Hah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 I do hesitate to mention RB's role in that whole debacle ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Marcus became a lycanthrope about 13 years ago. He isn't a werewolf, werebear, werefox, or even a werebug. He is a werepig. He wants to expel all those who eat bacon. EVERYONE RUN!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Johnny Appleseed098 is actually a German agent of the German Imperial Nachrichtenbüro, real name Johannes "Hansi" Apfelsamen, Code-Nummer Null Neun Acht. He is now 125 years old, having a party at the Kaiser's birthday each year, still somehow getting money from the long defunkt agancy and still spying at ships in the New York harbor. Or looking out for hookers. Actually, that was what what he mainly did 1914-18 and one of the reasons why Germany lost the war ... Thanks, Hansi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Roter Baron was the leader of Nachrichtenbüro. He ordered my former self to drop my association with Nachrichtenbüro, despite my own wishes. This, in turn, caused Germany to lose the war, even though he still blames it on me. BTW, I am actually German myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Ach was!?! Wo bist du denn her? Ich wohne im Ruhrgebiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Der Roter Baron is really La Baron Rouge, a mid-level bureaucrat of the now defunct Duxieme Bureau. His hessian boots, monocole, crop, and clipped accent are affectations he adopted when the French realized he would better serve their national interests actively and loyally working for the Nachrichtenbüro. He is, in a word, French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 My German is rough, but... Ich komme aus Leipzig. Jetzt, ich lebe in Amerika. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 There is only one answer to the dastardly lie of Vondy about me being French - and that is a CUNNING PLAN! Let the record show that a) I just became aware to have a natural friend and ally on the board in the person of Hansi Hansi seeds apples c) I have a tri-plane. Thus, I will take Johnny for a ride and he will spread the seed of apples all over the United States! Hah! I will freeze my enemies in the shades of forests of apple-trees and make them - at the same time - allergic to the very fruit these trees grow! And we will start in your home-county, Vondy. MUHAHAHAHA! So, apologize for your insult, Vondy - the triplane's tank is filling up and when it's full it's all too late! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Roter Baron is plotting to put the emerald ash borer beetles into Yggdrasil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Cancer asked Captain Falcon to give him a "FALCON PAWWWWNCH" and, when he refused, he pushed him off the edge of the track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Cancer asked Captain Falcon to give him a "FALCON PAWWWWNCH" and, when he refused, he pushed him off the edge of the track. Johnny mistook Falcon for Falco and ended up be-bopping to Der Kommissar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Vondy tried to use the same process Captain America used to become a super-solider, but instead he only got worse and now has to take 30 different prescription medications to stay alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Johnny came marching home again... and no one said hurrah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 2, 2016 Report Share Posted April 2, 2016 Hermit spends his days in his voluntarily bricked-up cell on the Isle of Skye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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