L. Marcus Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above You know, the Deluge? All because Mr. Billy Boy President forgot to pull the plug on his bathwater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus experienced his first orgasm at age 8. Of course, he got it when he urinated on the hot wire of a cattle pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer used to wield Mjolnir on tuesdays but he gave it up for lent in the year 1671. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 is actually Pamela Anderson when she doesn't put her make up on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble was Pam Anderson's implants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Only Cancer knows what really lies in the darkness between the stars, but he isn't talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty takes Pam Anderson's lunchmoney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 gave Pam Anderson his lunch money. He isn't saying what he got for it, but only because it's a copy of Brecht's "Legenden vom toten Soldaten", signed by the author. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once jumped over Snake River Canyon. He didn't use a motorcycle or anything, he just jumped right over it. Take that, Evel Kinevel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once jumped over Snake River Canyon. He didn't use a motorcycle or anything' date=' he just jumped right over it. Take that, Evel Kinevel![/quote'] AS Bill's last name implies. He is a master of Keys. He can open any lock, traverse dimensions, and make Alicia Keyes sing any song he wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer-84 keeps a pet, its a robotic canine unit sold under the brand name Bot-Weiler. He calls it Skruffers-84. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2006 Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid. Surfs the skys on space rockets. Nasa wants said rockets back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 24, 2006 Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble, crippling the US Space Program with lurid promises of carnal bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above If I had a nickel for every time Enforcer has stolen somebody's focus, and all the things he's done, There’d be a mountain of money, Piled up to my chin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid had a hankerin' for a snack, and by the time it was done, he'd consumed a cubic kilometer of cheesecorn, and washed it down with 1500 acre-feet of Big Red. The resulting belch was heard in Delta Quadrant and mistaken for the "All Clear" signal in a major interstellar war, resulting in the annihilation of two species. Them's the breaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was the unlikely victim of the world's first buttock replacement surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble was the first British furbivore to orbit the earth, and he won the Queens Medal for Gallantry using his eyebeams to deflect meteoroids from the EU shuttle. here's DTs fan club: LOL, Rep to Cancer: You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid single-handedly defeated the Zh'gringian invasion of Earth. The entire fleet got trapped in Egyptoid's vacuum cleaner. Remember, when things starto to go kling and rattle when you spring clean, it isn't necessary your kids' Legos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus is not on Ultron's list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Main Man got his title by eating the "E" off our northerneastern State. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Like there was this time in a big shoot out with VIPER, Enforcer was alongside Sapphire, and one of his hot brass sailed into her cleavage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above It took forever for me to get that out. Egyptoid is currently existing on this plane in human form. When he returns after the winter solstace of 2009, he will be in his true form. A celestial Wombat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Chad's middle name is "Platypi are so, so cool!" I'd blame the parents, if he hadn't chosen it himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus is fond of complex puzzles. Too fond. It was he who is solely responsible for Spaghetti Junction around Birmingham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Once a year, Death Tribble goes up to Champs HQ for the annual superhero try out. Each year he gets rejected, even though he demonstrates useful powers: (Eyebeams, Shrinking Always On, Disguise, Carpet Skills) One day, one day.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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