Cancer Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above One year death tribble gave the same Christmas present to everyone he knows. A stuffed wombat dyed shocking dayglo pink, a vibrator (but no batteries with it), and a kilo of off-brand petroleum jelly. The Queen was delighted and sent him a personal thank-you note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once cross-wired his cerebellum with a Christmas tree... thus the lovely avatar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Who was that nude roller skating Father Christmas that wrecked the easter Parade ? That was rebeccared50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Who filmed the nude Father Christmas and put the video in the internet to spread the infamity of the deed? Todestribbel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron's secret shame is that by blood he is five-eighths Gascon French, only two-eights German, and the remainder is stinging nettle. Egyptoid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has no internal organs.There's a complicated matrix to be sure, but its not organs. or Even synthesizers. Incidentally, if you're writing up Cancer in Hero, don't forget the 32" radius continuous persistent Transform Always On: Electronic Equipment into Junk. (He gives off a lot of EMP, he's only beautiful in the visible spectrum) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above (HEY! I'll have you know I work hard on my cosmetics in the 200 micron band! Hmph.) Egyptoid has a dead-or-alive arrest warrant posted on him by the authorities on sigma Octantis IV. He's wanted for smuggling in Bibles. It's not the philosophy or religious message that bothers them; it turns out that the cheap ink-and-paper combination of those Bibles is a mind-destroying narcotic of the worst kind for the residents of that world, and the pages are torn out and swallowed by junkies in its most loathesome drug dens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer only knows about the Sinister Secret of My Ancestry because my enemies from RIGEL 9 told him! He has been their ally on Earth for a very long time because they want to launch an invasion and destroy Earth! So, Cancer is not only in their alien pockets, but also a traitor to humankind! The reason why he wants to be the ally of aliens who want to destroy his homeplanet is beyond me - as is the reason why the RIGEL 9 aliens are so serious about the destruction of Earth. Last time I tor ... asked one of them the only rubbish he was muttering was along the lines of "you destroyed our beloved Rigel", "oh, the carnage", "all the dead" blabla. They cannot take the smallest joke, these hammerheads! Killed him for spoiling my day ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Sluggo! That was his name! I have it on good authority (from a private source) that Rotor Baron is actually a paranoid conspiricy theorist who tortures innocent people who look at him cross-eyed. Hrrrmmph! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Rebecca-Red has a regiment of undead ex-boyfriends ready for war in the basement of her summer home in Savannah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted April 8, 2006 Report Share Posted April 8, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Sluggo! That was his name! I have it on good authority (from a private source) that Rotor Baron is actually a paranoid conspiricy theorist who tortures innocent people who look at him cross-eyed. Hrrrmmph! All wrong, Rebecca! Let's set this straight before you spread more rumours about the Coming Kaiser of the Earth: 1) His name wasn't "Sluggo" - that was the sound his exploding head made when the smithereens hit the wall. His name was something like "AAARGHOHMYGODTHEPAINURGH!!!" or something. 2) Being paranoid does NOT mean that they aren't after you! 3)I am not a "paranoid conspiracy theorist", I am a observant conspiracy practicist! HA! 4) I don't torture "innocent people who look at me cross-eyed" ... I torture AND kill all people who look at me in any way - croos-eyed, straight-eyed, whatever-eyed! And they are all guilty - guilty of looking! Tsk, tsk. Such beauty and so little understanding ... But Egyptoid is right about your undead ex-boyfriends - he knows: He is one of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above As I look above me I feel that Roter Baron is complicated enough. I don't even have to mention that he invented the cashew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above ENFORCER! that's all the headlines said on April 19th in rural Pakistan. It was explanation enough, and the women wept in the rice paddies, and the old men bemoaned at the kiosk, but no-one could touch him, because he was above and beyond the UN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 9, 2006 Report Share Posted April 9, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid masterminds the 23 Consiracy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus once called Charles XII of Sweden a wimp, and told him Real Men attacked Russia even in winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is the love child of Ann Coulter and Al Franken. What? Am I the only one who imagines those two having hot, steamy sex after they're through putting each other down? SatinKitty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Tkdguy has several secret identities: He is Pope, the High Green Lama of the Serpent People of Leng and King! The last identity is not so secret, actually - I mean he is flaunting it every time he comes to the board: We all know that "tkd" stands for: "The king-dude!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Saturn 5 rocket was made up of pieces that fell off Der Roter Baron during his last bout of leprosy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble needs a Ronson lighter to get going in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus sleeps hanging upside-down from a chandelier. When asked about the habit, he claims it relieves the pressure on a herniated lumbar disk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 10, 2006 Report Share Posted April 10, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer sharpens his teeth into points, just because he likes the effect it has when he smiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus is the original porcupine baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble has written a definitive textbook on human digestive tract anatomy, compiled from decades of studies of cases he ... collected ... himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has yet to publish his paper on deriving the fundamental reason for the existence of the cosmos by playing connect-the-dots using stars and cosmic strings...but when he gets around to it, our view of our place in the universe will never be the same again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Dr Anomoly uses a microverse to power his macrowave oven. OT: To TDKguy: Yes you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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