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12 death tribbles, washed but not peeled + 1 barrel kerosene + 1500 g shelled filberts + 100 ml vintage tawny port + sprig of fresh rosemary

 

Saute lightly for ten minutes over open flame, or until the kerosene ignites

 

YIELDS: 22.5 kg mustard gas

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Death tribble is the Curator for Quasi-Pornographic Marginalia in the Books & Manuscripts section of the Antiquities Division of the British Museum. If you ask him politely, he'll show you the oldest known graffiti of someone committing an unnatural act with a sheep, recovered from a papyrus scroll in Abu Simbel and dating to the Fourth Dynasty of Egypt's Old Kingdom; from the accompanying hieroglyphs, it appears to have been intended to be an insult against someone named Wally.

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Cancer knows all of that (and more) because he is Professor for Obscene Science at Oxford University.

His special interests are: Ancient bestiality, the pyramids as phallic symbols of the desert (Read all about it in his most famous book "Can sand get a hard-on?" - all three copies sold out in under a year!) and alien sex/ sex with aliens. In some semesters he has scores of students!

(BTW: Being a non-native speaker of your Norman-Anglo-Saxon tongue: "score" and "two" are the same, right?)

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Death tribble is in reality the English nome de guerre of Tod von Tribbeltum, Hoch- und Deutschmeister des Orderns vom Silberpfennig (= High- and Teutonic Master of the Order of the Silver Fart[hing]), raider of all piggy banks along the coast of the Baltic Sea.

And he has all the pennies to show for it - just listen to the jingle-jingle when he walks along!

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