Roter Baron Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above The words "leg", "sunset" and "hawd! are all registered trademarks and copyrighted by death tribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron spends every March 23rd dodging the evil machinations of the Dagenham Girl Pipers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble once ate Mann's Chinese Theater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above It was L Marcus who came up with the holiday slogan 'Don't Delay ! Come to R'Lyeh' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Once, when death tribble was being a stunt beard for the Scottish Olympic team, I asked him why he did it. He said it was for pride... I never spoke to him on this subject again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above During coverage of the 2002 Winter Olympic Men's Downhill a picture of a naked Narratio was sublimily broadcast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above 12 death tribbles, washed but not peeled + 1 barrel kerosene + 1500 g shelled filberts + 100 ml vintage tawny port + sprig of fresh rosemary Saute lightly for ten minutes over open flame, or until the kerosene ignites YIELDS: 22.5 kg mustard gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is the Leader of the secret Conspiricy to keep the Public from finding out that Dark Matter will destroy the Universe any time now....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satinkitty. Over 40 feet high. Satinkitty. Got a superstrong eye The big, big, big....... Ah ! wife of Oddhat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble is the Curator for Quasi-Pornographic Marginalia in the Books & Manuscripts section of the Antiquities Division of the British Museum. If you ask him politely, he'll show you the oldest known graffiti of someone committing an unnatural act with a sheep, recovered from a papyrus scroll in Abu Simbel and dating to the Fourth Dynasty of Egypt's Old Kingdom; from the accompanying hieroglyphs, it appears to have been intended to be an insult against someone named Wally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer knows all of that (and more) because he is Professor for Obscene Science at Oxford University. His special interests are: Ancient bestiality, the pyramids as phallic symbols of the desert (Read all about it in his most famous book "Can sand get a hard-on?" - all three copies sold out in under a year!) and alien sex/ sex with aliens. In some semesters he has scores of students! (BTW: Being a non-native speaker of your Norman-Anglo-Saxon tongue: "score" and "two" are the same, right?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron regularly confuses hadrons with hard-ons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Remember Blanche Knott? That's an old nom de plume of L. Marcus's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was once used as a pontoon bridge so that the Russians could invade Guatamala Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble is in reality the English nome de guerre of Tod von Tribbeltum, Hoch- und Deutschmeister des Orderns vom Silberpfennig (= High- and Teutonic Master of the Order of the Silver Fart[hing]), raider of all piggy banks along the coast of the Baltic Sea. And he has all the pennies to show for it - just listen to the jingle-jingle when he walks along! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron stole Enforcer84's playpants. They were instrumental in his fiendish plan to steal all the candy in the world!!! Mooaahahahaa!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus has never, ever been seen in the same room at the same time as Bart Simpson, Fidel Castro, David Beckham, or Gaspode the Wonder Dog. Consider the implications of that carefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer gave his bowels to science while he was still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deathie accepted them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus has been seen taking candy from babies... he was muttering something about tooth decay at the time, but still.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadk Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above rebeccared50 had been observed sneaking out of her cornfield by the little bunnies, heading over to a bare patch of ground, roughly the size of a breadbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above takd has an entrance to Inner Earth in the cupboard under his stairs back home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above I had a dream this morning about dumping someone out of a chair and her friends wanting to beat me up in return. L. Marcus must be ticked at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty skins newborn little cats to make satin pillows out of their hair. Her bad dreams come partly from the ghosts of gruesomely slain kittens and the Cat Goddess BAST - and BOY! is that cat pissed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Actually, I skin Meanies who tell horrible fibs ! Rotor Baron bribes Health Inspectors to cut costs to increase German Sausages' profit margin. Let's not even talk about what the meat in these sausages really is...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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