L. Marcus Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . SatinKitty has my Human Resource Department's Exec cornered. In a chredenza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus writes President George W Bush's speeches. Including all the bits where we think he does it wrong or says something wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble comes from an old noble family. His title is Sir Black Dark Death Tribble Knight of the Black Nightly Knights of the Underveryblack Darkness. Yes, his coat of arms is a black swan on a black background with the motto "Darker than Thou" in black letters on it. Written in Demonic Darktongue ("Finsterer zan Doooooh!"). And he IS colour-blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron is banned from Hungary over the Fake Emporer In the Opera House incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above That Emperor thing was real! Only "Hungary" was a total fake! Made-up-people dwelling in made-up-houses in a made-up-country speaking a made-up-language - with too much make-up on their made-up women's faces who have fake breasts and surgically enlongated legs. Well, at least making out with them was kinda fun ... Still, death tribble is making up his own dream-world lala-land fantasy. The rest of us call it "reality". ("In his tower over the Thames lies dreaming the drunken Death Tribble. It is not dead that really snores loudly until we all wake up and call the land-lord."- From Abdul Abdul al Abdul's Forbidden Tome of Long-Forgotten Gods) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron only exists on Tuesdays and alternate Mondays in this Universe. The rest of the time is spent in other universes, where the calendar arrangements are understandably different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Why the Dearth of Qs? Only Cancer can tell -- him and his big Q-Sucker-gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Did you know they based the HBO series "Deadwood" off the life of L. Marcus? And not just the character of Al Swearangen like you'd expect, either. All the characters, every one of them, were based off of L. Marcus. Weird, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . All characters, bar one -- Calamity Jane, that was based on Bill's Sunday School teacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus is a listed monument in Japan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is a listed catastrophe in London Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above rebeccared50 is a listed tourist site in Arizona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio stole all the listed tourist sites in Myanmar and moved them Schleswig-Holstein. The monks were wet, cold, and pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer starts as Cancer Man - The Complicator in a new TV series format starting this October on FOX. But Cancer forced FOX to buy the rights to the month "October" and change it into "Complicober". So Complicober 13th turn on your screens and watch the first episode (in many thousands to come!) of the first adventure of "CNCER MAN - The Complicator" whose riddles make The Riddler and Batman faint! Try to follow plots that are more convoluted than Twin Peaks and Twilight Zone combined, criss-crossed and doubled! Listen to his Shakespearean speeches that make the Queen of England sound like a crack lady! Take a look at the credits that make James Joyce "Ullysses" look like an "easy read". Feel the dribble from your mouth drop for wanting more! And you'll get more! Every day of Complicober and the next years to come. Because every day in the future will be Complicay! (FOX is going to buy the days too!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Rotor Baron has been known to don a pair of pantaloons and sing songs from "Cats" while strolling about the town.... mind you, he's usually not wearing anything else.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above YEP! Still proud and out in the open for all the ladies to see and envy the sweet Cometessa Crimsonia! This cat is hot and has a long tail, baby ... Anyhow: Rebeccared50 studied Belly-Fu at a long lost and now destroyed Secret Temple of Ancient Belly-Fu Masters in northern Michigan. Her former Master Hip Swing taught her the "Mountain-Rocking Navel Bringing Down The Twelve Pillars Of The Sky Making the Jade Emperor Cry In Terror! Terror! Terror!"-move and while he was still trying to tell her to NOW use this move in the temple, well ... do I have to say more? Now Masters Hip Swing, Leg Down, Letus Shuffle and Ling Ading are the sad shop-keepers of a Second-hand & Mum's Old-Fashioned Original Michigan Fast-Food Restaurant in Hong-Kong selling northen Michigan delicacies and what is left of the temple to tourists. There ain't much left, no sir. They could bring it all to China in a small handbag ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron waxes mutton-chops for fun and/or profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus sent me a dream last night where I was a D&D Magic User pretending to be in a coma in the middle of a store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satinkitty does a very life-like impression of Lenin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble used to part-time as Stalin's mustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus moon-lighted as Washington's false wooden teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron is the Queen of Sweden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble's first name is Ismael and he likes to hunt whales! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Remember the funny noises made by modems while they're establishing a connection? That's what Roter Baron sounds like when he's snoring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer ritually sacrifices students to the Aztec gods whose idea of a moon is to drop their trousers and show their buttocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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