Badger Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 For some reason my warped mind was at it combining things again. This time I thought of a what would happen if Sauron of LotR married the White Witch in Chronicles of Narnia. If nothing else think of the army they'd have. Though I dont envy the marriage counselor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandidGamera Posted January 20, 2006 Report Share Posted January 20, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. "Honey? Were did you put my ring?" "I gave it to that nice little Gollum fellow, dear - I thought you didn't want it anymore." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. "Honey? Were did you put my ring?" "I gave it to that nice little Gollum fellow, dear - I thought you didn't want it anymore." "Ah, you stupid frigid *****..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hancock.tom Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. Witch+ Sauron + dimensional travel between realms could make for a cool campaign, actually...... Hobbit riding a lion across the plains to meet the forces of evil... Edit: Sauron doesn't feel like the marryin type though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intrope Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. Witch+ Sauron + dimensional travel between realms could make for a cool campaign, actually...... Hobbit riding a lion across the plains to meet the forces of evil... Edit: Sauron doesn't feel like the marryin type though. Always figured him to be the peeping tom type myself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. Thanks for the hobbit riding a lion bit. Now I have a vision in my head of Aslan fighting a Balrog. Actually Saruman and the White Witch would be better. White wizard + white witch. At least they might agree on what color to paint the house in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curufea Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. Yeah - but he had a mid-life crisis and went all "many-coloured" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. What if she hooked up with Randall Flagg from The Stand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeropoint Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. *shudder* *collapse* twitch, twitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultrium Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. "Honey? Were did you put my ring?" "I gave it to that nice little Gollum fellow, dear - I thought you didn't want it anymore." that is a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jhamin Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. Ok, now as a campaign setting this works... But as a reality TV show we could be geek millionares! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. "Honey, you left the toilet seat up again." "Forget the toilet seat, look at this credit card bill! What the hell did you buy at Louis Vuitton for five hundred bucks?!" "Well, when was the last time you bought me anything nice?" "You think I'm made out of money? I'm already struggling to pay the mortgage on this dark tower." "Yes, the dark tower that *I* clean up for you. And it's not my fault we're so short of cash. You're not even trying to get noticed at the office. When I married you I thought you were ambitious and going places, now you just lie around the tower and watch football." "Oh, so now I'm not good enough for you? Well if you're so smart, why didn't you warn me about those damn hobbits? Did you see that one coming? Noooooo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monster Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. "Would you at least take the garbage out? All you do any more since they took away Minas Morgul is sit around the house, watch TV, and eat all my Turkish Delight......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. Imagine the wars over thermostat control... In a kinda-sorta related note, I immediately visualized the Lord of Darkness (Tim Currey) from "Legend" as a good match for the White Witch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curufea Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. Well, judging by the princess' dress in that movie- He shares the same fashion sense as the White Queen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. Vanguard, thanks to your post, visions of a young Mia Sara popped into my head and will not come out..... (badger looks around) ........thanks, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. Vanguard, thanks to your post, visions of a young Mia Sara popped into my head and will not come out..... (badger looks around) ........thanks, man. My pleasure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. "Do you, Sauron, take the White Witch to be your lawfully wedded wife, to rule over and lord over, to condemn, threaten and manipulate, til death do you part?" "I DO." "Do you, White Witch, take this disembodied force as your husband, to think faster than him, give him ideas and let him think they're his own, to brutalize his minions and point out the smallest tactical errors just to get under his skin, until he executes you for treason in the finale?" "I do." "Very well. Lord Sauron, do you have... da One Wing to Wule Them All?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prestidigitator Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Re: I just thought of an extremely scary relationship. Ah, well, the White Witch would take one look at Sauron and immediately turn herself to stone before she pissed herself and started clawing out her eyes, maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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