Hermit Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Thank you for your interest in the Lords of Power Super Villain team, please fill out this form to the best of your ability. Should you require special equipment (Heat proof pencils, etc) in order to complete this form, it will be provided. The Lords of Power does not share this information with any other civilian source, and would never, ever, think of selling the information about those not accepted to interested parties for cash or favors. So please be as honest as you can. Super Villain Name: (Optional)Secret Identity/Alternate Name: (Optional)Ethnic Group/Species: Place of Birth: Date of Birth: Question 1. How did you hear about the Lords of Power team? Question 2. What do you feel you can offer (Both in Superpowers/gifts and your knowledges) to the Lords of Power team? Question 3. Why do you wish to join our team, and what do you hope for if you join? Question 4. Have you ever been on a supervillain team before? If so, which one(s) and why are you no longer a member? Question 5. Are you a superhero, govt agent, law enforcement official, media person, or anyone else who is attempting to infiltrate us? Question 6. How often will you be available to commit crime/do evil/try to take over the world? What schedule would be best for you? Question 7: Do you have some disability, ailment, or other situation (Occasional Demonic possession, intense allergy to space rocks, etc) that our scientists, doctors, and mystics should take into account? Question 8. What would you say your particular brand or style of villainy is? Question 9. Will you be able to provide your own transportation to and from the our HQ? Question 10. What are your feelings on dealing with captured heroes or alliances with same for a short time against a 'greater evil'? Question 11. Are you willing to wear our team Logo? Question 12. How may we contact you should we be interested in having you join? (Phone, mystic mirror, large signal, etc) Please include any additional notes about yourself you feel are relevant below: Thank you for your interest in the Lords of Power. All applications will be reviewed, if no response in 4-6 weeks, it is likely the team is currently filled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form For those wondering what I'm smoking, this is just the villainous flipside to an old thread of mine with a superhero team http://www.herogames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8743 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Steel Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form You are so repped for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form Super Villain Name: Doc Paragon (Optional)Secret Identity/Alternate Name: David Donnersen, Experiment #324235433a (Optional)Ethnic Group/Species: Human (Genetic Construct), Caucasian Place of Birth: Utopia City, The Planet Aryan / Dead Dog Valley, Argentina Date of Birth: 1901 / 1969 Question 1. How did you hear about the Lords of Power team? Police band transmission while fleeing from authorities. Question 2. What do you feel you can offer (Both in Superpowers/gifts and your knowledges) to the Lords of Power team? Vast telepathic and telekinetic powers, ESP. Used to have access to full technological knowledge of ancient Aryan, but that turned out to be one of my delusions. Question 3. Why do you wish to join our team, and what do you hope for if you join? Thought I'd been a Hero for the past 70 years, really have been active for the last 35, finally realized it's all pointless with my current writing team and so am exploring the other side. Hope that being a sufficiently popular villain will make me cool again, get a shot at new writers. Question 4. Have you ever been on a supervillain team before? If so, which one(s) and why are you no longer a member? Nope. Was founding member of Golden League of Heroes (turned out to be part of my delusion), Justice Squadron of Liberty (all save self killed in Vietnam conflict, events erased from my memory), New Justice Squadron (all save self killed by paranoid "normal human" member with latex fetish). Question 5. Are you a superhero, govt agent, law enforcement official, media person, or anyone else who is attempting to infiltrate us? Probably not. My writers don't think that far ahead. However, I can't vouch for the next retcon. On plus side, if I am retconned as infiltrating you and betraying you to the government, you'll all probably be retconned as heroic rebells, so it's all good. Question 6. How often will you be available to commit crime/do evil/try to take over the world? What schedule would be best for you? Just killed and ate entire normal human supporting cast (wife, child, kid sidekick, best friend, boss, and rival). so plenty of free time. Unless that too was part of delusion complex. Question 7: Do you have some disability, ailment, or other situation (Occasional Demonic possession, intense allergy to space rocks, etc) that our scientists, doctors, and mystics should take into account? Most of life history has turned out to be delusion used by Nazi scientists to control me, new hidden code words triggering odd behavior introduced every time writers can't think of anything better to hang this month's adventure on. Would appreciate some help with this. Question 8. What would you say your particular brand or style of villainy is? Psychotic violence on an epic scale, interspersed with moments of odd compassion and overwhelming self pity. Stuck with it until new writers obtained. Sorry. Question 9. Will you be able to provide your own transportation to and from the our HQ? No problem. Can fly, teleport. Question 10. What are your feelings on dealing with captured heroes or alliances with same for a short time against a 'greater evil'? Just kill them. If they're important, they'll be back. Question 11. Are you willing to wear our team Logo? Sure, what's one more poorly thought out costume change? Question 12. How may we contact you should we be interested in having you join? (Phone, mystic mirror, large signal, etc) Say my name out loud three times. I can hear everything, all the time. Guy in Bangkok has been humming "like a virgin" continuously for over an hour now. May have to destroy city. Please include any additional notes about yourself you feel are relevant below: Thought I was born in Utopia City on Planet Aryan and rocketed to Earth as infant, raised by kindly farm family, fought Evil, etc. Turns out I was genetically engineered by Nazi scientists using notes of Victor Frankenstein, implanted with false memories and various hypno control codes. Never would have guessed. Spent last few decades as Worlds Mightiest Hero while, unknown to self, forwarding absurdly overcomplicated Nazi scientist agenda. Recently went rogue after Argentinian Sex/Death orgy. Don't want to talk about it. Really hoping Millar gets switched to new title so I can go back to being me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form "you must spread some rep around before..." yadda yadda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form Oddhat, you naughty boy, will you please stop cheating with my character design notes (and Sentry's, by the way) ? You'd make me almost think you do not deserve the rep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form He's a Miracleman and Doc Caliban (1969) tribute; Sentry (the Marvel character) is a sad newbie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form He's a Miracleman and Doc Caliban (1969) tribute; Sentry (the Marvel character) is a sad newbie. Sadly dunno about Doc Caliban (just wikied it... disturbing but interesting, I can see where the sex/death orgy bit came from), but Miracleman wasn't such a perfect mix of unbridled godlike power, terrifying ever-deepening psychosis, and wallowing self-pity as your fictional applicant looks like. He was fundamentally sane and idealistic, only dealing with the lingering aftereffects of long-term amnesia. Doc Paragon really reminded me of Sentry, past his fourth or fifth origin retcon Even if admittedly, he failed mention anything about even eviller alternate personalities (or maybe -shock- good ones...) I am suddenly reminded of a Planetary issue where a loose disheveled Supes clone makes similar complaints to Doc Paragon's. Loosely quoting from memory "If you deemed me quaint and no longer interesting, you'd have left me alone. I was happy the way I was. I was a product of idealistic super-science. I really didn't want to know I was born from genetic experiments on Hitler's sexual slaves. I wasn't even aware that Hitler has sexual slaves !!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Serpent Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form Super Villain Name: The Entangler! (Optional)Secret Identity/Alternate Name: Frank Wilkerson. Current alias will be revealed after acceptance. (Optional)Ethnic Group/Species: Human Place of Birth: Long Island, NY Date of Birth: 08/14/1971 Question 1. How did you hear about the Lords of Power team? Nuclear blackmail broadcast interruption. Question 2. What do you feel you can offer (Both in Superpowers/gifts and your knowledges) to the Lords of Power team? Chemist, including unparalleled expertise with glues/resins/binding agents. Many underworld contacts and money laundering expertise. Self-starter, willing to take the initiative or support another's plan as needed. Able to assess and exploit battlefield situations, skilled at working as a force multiplier for teammates. Question 3. Why do you wish to join our team, and what do you hope for if you join? While capable on my own, my abilities become much more formidable when working with a group. Extra potential and protection with an organization. Question 4. Have you ever been on a supervillain team before? If so, which one(s) and why are you no longer a member? Yes. Various loose partnerships and associations, short-term consulting/contract work, most recently leader of the Revengers. Group went seperate ways due to creative differences. Question 5. Are you a superhero, govt agent, law enforcement official, media person, or anyone else who is attempting to infiltrate us? No. As a side note, court records will show I also prefer escape to plea bargaining and testifying against my compatriots. Question 6. How often will you be available to commit crime/do evil/try to take over the world? What schedule would be best for you? Full time. Will need some time to maintain current cover identity, which can be used to help funnel team funds to more useable instruments. Question 7: Do you have some disability, ailment, or other situation (Occasional Demonic possession, intense allergy to space rocks, etc) that our scientists, doctors, and mystics should take into account? Would prefer to avoid working with fire-based teammates. Question 8. What would you say your particular brand or style of villainy is? "Sticking it" to the man. Question 9. Will you be able to provide your own transportation to and from the our HQ? Depending on remoteness, yes. Question 10. What are your feelings on dealing with captured heroes or alliances with same for a short time against a 'greater evil'? If referring to "enemy of my enemy" short-term alliances, certainly. However, were I to join, I would not acknowledge any 'greater evil' than the Lords of Power themselves. Question 11. Are you willing to wear our team Logo? Yes. Question 12. How may we contact you should we be interested in having you join? (Phone, mystic mirror, large signal, etc) Through same means application delivered. Mystical/telepathic contact acceptable also. Please include any additional notes about yourself you feel are relevant below: Assistance with final defeat of the accursed Phoenix appreciated. While I have managed to defeat him on numerous occaisions and have even killed him in the past, he continues to return to trouble me. More lasting solutions sought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form I am suddenly reminded of a Planetary issue where a loose disheveled Supes clone makes similar complaints to Doc Paragon's. Loosely quoting from memory "If you deemed me quaint and no longer interesting, you'd have left me alone. I was happy the way I was. I was a product of idealistic super-science. I really didn't want to know I was born from genetic experiments on Hitler's sexual slaves. I wasn't even aware that Hitler has sexual slaves !!". Sex midgets. Fun scene, Ellis' own tribute to Marvelman/Miracleman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form Super Villain Name: Current Code Name: Epsilon 3. (This will change if accepted, open to suggestions.) (Optional)Secret Identity/Alternate Name: Formerly the hero known as Quetzelcoatl. My "Secret Identity" is now officially dead. If relevant, may reveal the name I had when I was Human after acceptance. (Optional)Ethnic Group/Species: Human Cyborg. Apart from brain, almost none of my remaining parts are organic. Place of Birth:San Francisco. Date of Birth: 1947 Question 1. How did you hear about the Lords of Power team? While still human, studied the Lords of Power as one among several groups I expected I may have to oppose. Question 2. What do you feel you can offer (Both in Superpowers/gifts and your knowledges) to the Lords of Power team? My current form is a robotic humanoid of superhuman strength and durability. With practice, I have learned that my former skills in hand to hand combat and swordsmanship are still useful, and more devastating than ever. I speak and read several languages with varying degrees of fluency, including Japanese, Hebrew, Vietnamese, Yiddish, Mandarin, and a smattering of Spanish and Arabic. I retain the knowledge of a long human career which included jobs in the military intelligence, espionage, and counterespionage fields, for more than one government, and a successful career as a private investigator, and these days I am learning more every day about the uses of computer networks. My mind remains as disciplined and controlled as ever, extremely resistant to outside tampering and influence. The fact that I have accessed your server and am entering this data in despite of my current "employers" belief that they now control my every thought and action is an accomplishment that should speak for itself. Question 3. Why do you wish to join our team, and what do you hope for if you join? Why do I wish to join your team: Escape. With inside information from me, and my active assistance at the right time, I believe your team fully capable of liberating me from my current status as an illegal experiment in cybernetics - nor am I the only profitable item you are likely to pick up on such a raid. There are other prototype devices and weapons here worth millions. What do I hope for if I join: Revenge. Details available upon request. Question 4. Have you ever been on a supervillain team before? If so, which one(s) and why are you no longer a member? I am currently the "property" of a highly corrupt and immoral corporation with close ties to equally corrupt elements of the United States Government. Given that this association is not voluntary on my part, I trust you won't see my desire to betray them as reflecting poorly on my character. Question 5. Are you a superhero, govt agent, law enforcement official, media person, or anyone else who is attempting to infiltrate us? In the interests of full disclosure: I have, while human, been a superhero, a government agent, and a law enforcement official. I also took a journalism class in college, but that was forty years ago. I am not attempting to infiltrate you for purposes of defeating or capturing the Lords of Power either collectively or individually, nor to gather information to be passed on to any law enforcement, government, superheroic, or media agency; my purposes are as described in my answer to Question 4. I point out that if I had any such motives, I could and would have concealed my past affiliations. If further assurances or guarantees are required, I am most willing to discuss them. Question 6. How often will you be available to commit crime/do evil/try to take over the world? What schedule would be best for you? My body is currently undergoing experimental modifications that should enable unassisted flight. I prefer to bide my time until successful flight (in both senses of the word) is a possibility. Question 7: Do you have some disability, ailment, or other situation (Occasional Demonic possession, intense allergy to space rocks, etc) that our scientists, doctors, and mystics should take into account? A high explosive device located in my upper abdomen must be removed and deactivated within 12 hrs of my escape. I can acquire the necessary tools beforehand, but am anatomically unable to perform the task myself. I have already referenced my highly disciplined mind; as a result of my practice of various disciplines of yoga and martial arts, I am resistant to both psionic influence and all manner of coercive psychological techniques. The drawback is that when my mental defenses ARE breached, my mind tends to respond by shutting down completely; I have been known to fall unconscious within seconds of being contacted by a powerful psychic. Unfortunately, I have no reason to believe that my brain would respond any differently now that it is in a different body. Note that if I choose to voluntarily lower my defenses, telepathic communication is possible; but I find it hard to trust anyone that much anymore. Question 8. What would you say your particular brand or style of villainy is? Cynical and disillusioned former hero out for revenge/ Looking out for Number One. Question 9. Will you be able to provide your own transportation to and from our HQ? If the modifications allowing me to fly work as well as they expect, it shouldn't be a problem. Question 10. What are your feelings on dealing with captured heroes or alliances with same for a short time against a 'greater evil'? Killing is usually just bad policy. A hero is likely to bring you more trouble dead than alive. I know some people who are going to find that out. Alliances of convenience can be just that; convenient. While I advocate trusting such short term allies no more than one must, I also advocate living up to the letter of whatever bargains are made, up to the point that the other side commits the first betrayal. A reputation for keeping one's word is also convenient. That is, for example, one of the reasons your team is my first choice. Question 11. Are you willing to wear our team Logo? Let me think about it. The answer will probably be yes. It beats the !1/0! out of this corporate logo they have stamped on me now..... Question 12. How may we contact you should we be interested in having you join? (Phone, mystic mirror, large signal, etc) I created an account here on your server: contact recruit.cyborg.01 at lordsofpower.org I will be checking frequently. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary ruminates. 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Fireleaper Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form Super Villan Name Gildron Skycaller Secret ID/ Alternate name None as yet, Ethnic Group/Species Human, although I was raised in a fantasy world Place of Birth Wu Shei (unsure of spelling), Date of Birth unknown your calendar is different to mine How did you hear about the lords of power? I Stopped one of your more recent rampages as it was going to injure a family member What do I feel I can offer? Mystical Knowledge, and All the vast numerical advantage of a master summoner Why do I wish to join/what do I hope for? I am getting tired of the military keeping an eye on me to ensure that i do not attack a city or somesuch, also my baby sister has terrified most of the babysitter agencies in New York and they refuse to work for me. I am personally hoping that your childcare faciliteis are accomodating. Have I ever been on a supervillan team before? No I have never been on a supervillan team before. Are you a Superhero or other agent trying to infiltrate us? Although I have tried this superhero thing out, I found it rather tiresome. So no I am not trying to infiltrate you. How often will I be available to commit crime etc? as often as I feel like it. Any Disiabilities? No I do not have any disabilities, although I am still unfamiliar with your culture. What is my style? One Man Mob Scene Transport? I am able to teleport, both short and long distances. However I don't have any ability to percieve where I will be going for large distances. What are your feelings about captured heroes and or short term alliances? Any prisoners must be treated fairly and any promises made must be kept. Am I willing to wear your logo? Personally not really, it looks so dull. How may we contact you? I will be summoning the PR man you hired every day for the next 42 days to give me my answer. Any additional Information? I have a baby sister that I mentioned earlier, you will need to provide suitable facilities for her care. Also if you would get the military off my back it would be a help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form For those wondering what I'm smoking, this is just the villainous flipside to an old thread of mine with a superhero team http://www.herogames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8743 The Lords of Justice have sunk to a new low! Posing as supervillains! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKJAM! Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form Super Villain Name: Bruutorr (Optional)Secret Identity/Alternate Name: Bruutorr is Bruutorr! Him not puny Percy Milquetoast! (Optional)Ethnic Group/Species: Puce. Place of Birth: Bruutorr not remember. Bruutorr not sure he ever child. Date of Birth: Bruutorr not remember. Question 1. How did you hear about the Lords of Power team? Bruutorr see on tee-vee. Question 2. What do you feel you can offer (Both in Superpowers/gifts and your knowledges) to the Lords of Power team? Bruutorr strong! Bruutorr jump real good! Bruutorr SMASH! Question 3. Why do you wish to join our team, and what do you hope for if you join? Bruutorr tired of puny humans attack him. Bruutorr want quiet place to sleep. Also, much food. Question 4. Have you ever been on a supervillain team before? If so, which one(s) and why are you no longer a member? Funny tin-face man once say Bruutorr member of "Terror Squad," but he insult Bruutorr, had to smash. Question 5. Are you a superhero, govt agent, law enforcement official, media person, or anyone else who is attempting to infiltrate us? ...Bruutorr not understand question. Question 6. How often will you be available to commit crime/do evil/try to take over the world? What schedule would be best for you? Bruutorr need much sleep. But other than that, he got open schedule. Question 7: Do you have some disability, ailment, or other situation (Occasional Demonic possession, intense allergy to space rocks, etc) that our scientists, doctors, and mystics should take into account? Bruutorr have strange blackouts where he wake up miles away from where he last remembers. Also, puny humans keep claiming Bruutorr is puny Percy Milquetoast. Bruutorr hates being mistaken for puny Milquetoast! Question 8. What would you say your particular brand or style of villainy is? Bruutorr SMASH! Question 9. Will you be able to provide your own transportation to and from the our HQ? Bruutorr jump real good! But cannot drive stick. Question 10. What are your feelings on dealing with captured heroes or alliances with same for a short time against a 'greater evil'? If cape-men not bother Bruutorr, Bruutorr not need to smash. Question 11. Are you willing to wear our team Logo? Bruutorr only like wear lucky shorts. Question 12. How may we contact you should we be interested in having you join? (Phone, mystic mirror, large signal, etc) Come to Bruutorr in person. Bring much food. Please include any additional notes about yourself you feel are relevant below: Bruutorr SMASH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gojira Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form Oh god, that really made me laugh. "Bruutorr jump real good. But cannot drive stick." Too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form Bruutorr jump real good! But cannot drive stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form Oddhat- I meant number 12 was my favorite. Sorry for mixup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form First let me point out that this was already done quite well by SKJAM!. But this is my interpretation of Thog (Order of the Stick) filling out application. *turns back towards audience* *Turns around* Thank you for your interest in the Lords of Power Super Villain team, please fill out this form to the best of your ability. Should you require special equipment (Heat proof pencils, etc) in order to complete this form, it will be provided. The Lords of Power does not share this information with any other civilian source, and would never, ever, think of selling the information about those not accepted to interested parties for cash or favors. So please be as honest as you can. Super Villain Name: Thog the Barbarian (Optional)Secret Identity/Alternate Name: The Battlin' Lepercaun (Optional)Ethnic Group/Species:Thog Half Orc Place of Birth: Nale never Told Thog Date of Birth: Thog's Birthday! Question 1. How did you hear about the Lords of Power team? Nale got invitation Letter; Nale gives Thog Nale's junk mail. Question 2. What do you feel you can offer (Both in Superpowers/gifts and your knowledges) to the Lords of Power team? Thog has Improvised Weapons Feat, Rages four times a day and has Damage Reduction. Thog fantasy character in Superhero world. Question 3. Why do you wish to join our team, and what do you hope for if you join? Thog like teams. Teams have parties. Thog like Ice cream and Sprinkles. Yay SPRINKLES! Question 4. Have you ever been on a supervillain team before? If so, which one(s) and why are you no longer a member? Thog member of Linear Guild. Thog's standing in Guild jeopardized by Thog's not wanting to harm Not-Nale. Question 5. Are you a superhero, govt agent, law enforcement official, media person, or anyone else who is attempting to infiltrate us? What is question? Thog not hero. Thog simple Half-Orc, pushed to Thog's limits by the stresses of Modern Society. If, of course, Thog lived in Modern Society, which Thog does not. Thog perhaps not answer Question well. Question 6. How often will you be available to commit crime/do evil/try to take over the world? What schedule would be best for you? Thog got open schedule. But Thursday is Zoo day. Question 7: Do you have some disability, ailment, or other situation (Occasional Demonic possession, intense allergy to space rocks, etc) that our scientists, doctors, and mystics should take into account? Thog should warn Lords of Power, Thog not sharpest Club in the Warchest. Question 8. What would you say your particular brand or style of villainy is? Thog want Puppy! But Nale says Thog not responsible. Thog irresponsible villain. Have you seen Thog's Axe? Question 9. Will you be able to provide your own transportation to and from the our HQ? THog take hayride once. That help? Question 10. What are your feelings on dealing with captured heroes or alliances with same for a short time against a 'greater evil'? Thog like Greater Evil. Nale's Girlfriend is the Greatest Evil Thog knows. Question 11. Are you willing to wear our team Logo? Thog likes Logos. Question 12. How may we contact you should we be interested in having you join? (Phone, mystic mirror, large signal, etc) Thog have PMB at Mailbox Etc. On Third Street in Azure City. Please include any additional notes about yourself you feel are relevant below: Thog Like Sprinkles. Thog like puppies. Pretty girls give Thog Cooties. Thog Fears Cooties. Thank you for your interest in the Lords of Power. All applications will be reviewed, if no response in 4-6 weeks, it is likely the team is currently filled. Lords of Power are welcome. Thog wait for reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Villain Team Application form Thog can read?? Lucius Alexander The palindromedary chews up the application thoughtfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weldun Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form Thog can read?? Lucius Alexander The palindromedary chews up the application thoughtfully. Thog took two levels of fighter. Thog can read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wylodmayer Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form I don't know if I'm in the mood to fill this out right now. Maybe I just can't decide which of my villains should fill it out. The frontrunners are: La FM Nikita: Engineering genius whose powers come from her radiowave suit! Big 70's style headphones with twisty antennae sticking up on her head, and big dials placed conveniently just over her breasts. She fires her soundwave beams at people by sticking out her left hand to aim and... *ahem*... adjusting the frequency with the other. Egads. Mall Rat: Mary Meese, the mousy teen girl with questionable hygiene and the power to control rodents with her mind. In my game, she used her squeaking minions to steal clothes from the mall where the "cool kids" hung out, because they ostracized her. One of the heroes met with her in jail, helped her get counseling and into an occupational therapy program... she's studying to be a beautician, now. Dr. Bones: County coroner who was once a brilliant research physician - lost his grants for plagarizing his colleagues' work. Now he uses nanite technology to "kill" people, placing them into a death-like trance. Once they are delivered to the morgue, he uses his remote control to "animate" the body, controlling it completely while the victim's mind remains conscious but unable to do anything. He uses the "dead" victims to terrorize their living (and wealthy) relatives, carrying off valuable family heirlooms that they claim (in a suitably dramatic, sepulchral voice) to be properly theirs. The victims don't usually alert the police - what would they say? So, who should fill out the application? I have others, but it's late... wylodmayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weldun Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form Super Villain Name: Whisper (Optional)Secret Identity/Alternate Name: The Shadow of Death. The Dark Breeze. One undisclosed for personal reasons, see answer to question 7. (Optional)Ethnic Group/Species: Daemon. Subspecies: Fallen Place of Birth: Heavenly Host. Date of Birth: Prior to any known dating system. Question 1. How did you hear about the Lords of Power team? I saw your Infomercial. Question 2. What do you feel you can offer (Both in Superpowers/gifts and your knowledges) to the Lords of Power team? As a member of the fallen host, I can give you the inside scoop on the Divine and the Profane. I will not, however, reveal any true names. On a power basis, I'm intangible and can drain the life out of people. Question 3. Why do you wish to join our team, and what do you hope for if you join? I have grown tired with Bethany (See question 7) and desire a greater level of freedom. Question 4. Have you ever been on a supervillain team before? If so, which one(s) and why are you no longer a member? I have either never been a member of a supervillainous team before, or I was a member of the first and largest team ever assembled. It depends on how you define it. If you accept the later, I am still a member, currently on detatched service. Question 5. Are you a superhero, govt agent, law enforcement official, media person, or anyone else who is attempting to infiltrate us? I am a "Superhero", but I am not trying to infiltrate you. I am trying to return to my true nature as evil personified. Question 6. How often will you be available to commit crime/do evil/try to take over the world? What schedule would be best for you? I never sleep. And I'm always hungry. Question 7: Do you have some disability, ailment, or other situation (Occasional Demonic possession, intense allergy to space rocks, etc) that our scientists, doctors, and mystics should take into account? As a Daemon, I suffer from a host of common ailments (Aversion to certain religious sites/objects/personages, bound by mystic shapes drawn on flat surfaces, can be bound by my true name), but as a result of the botched summoning that released me into this plane of existence, I am also bound to a 14 (then 12) year old girl named Bethany, who at the time was a pure innocent. It has recently come to my attention that she is now incapable of evil impulses but was mentally coerced into perfoming such an act. I also lose my ability to physically interact with the phyisical world when exposed to sunlight and my ability to feed is diminished. Question 8. What would you say your particular brand or style of villainy is? The vampiric draining of someone's life force, stealing their soul and subjecting it to an eternity of suffering. Question 9. Will you be able to provide your own transportation to and from the our HQ? I can fly. Also, are there any shadows in your base? I can teleport between those, often avoiding many anti-teleportation wards, and I can take up to 2 healthy human beings with me. The state of their health at the destination is not garaunteed, however. Question 10. What are your feelings on dealing with captured heroes or alliances with same for a short time against a 'greater evil'? Do I get to eat them, afterwards? Question 11. Are you willing to wear our team Logo? ??? A little difficult, that one. I don't wear anything. Question 12. How may we contact you should we be interested in having you join? (Phone, mystic mirror, large signal, etc) Drop me a line at tortured_daemon.livejournal.com. Please include any additional notes about yourself you feel are relevant below: I have also found that I actually enjoy knitting. Who would have thought? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weldun Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form Mall Rat: Mary Meese' date=' the mousy teen girl with questionable hygiene and the power to control rodents with her mind. In my game, she used her squeaking minions to steal clothes from the mall where the "cool kids" hung out, because they ostracized her. One of the heroes met with her in jail, helped her get counseling and into an occupational therapy program... she's studying to be a beautician, now.[/quote']My vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form Thog can read?? Lucius Alexander The palindromedary chews up the application thoughtfully. no, but he can write. He just doesn't know what he wrote. that's the ticket.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wylodmayer Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: Villain Team Application form Super Villain Name: Mall Rat (Optional)Secret Identity/Alternate Name: Molly Meese (Optional)Ethnic Group/Species: Teenager Place of Birth: Century City Date of Birth: 1990. I have one of those tee shirts? That says "Made in the 90s?" It's really cool. It has glitter. Question 1. How did you hear about the Lords of Power team? The commercial on MTV. It was kind of lame, but, you know. Question 2. What do you feel you can offer (Both in Superpowers/gifts and your knowledges) to the Lords of Power team? I can mentally control all kinds of rodents. Plus, I have unlimited in-network minutes on my cellular plan, so if you all switched to my carrier, we could talk for free. Question 3. Why do you wish to join our team, and what do you hope for if you join? I totally want revenge on everyone who's ever snubbed me or made fun of me for not washing my hair. Also, I need extra curriculars for my college application. Question 4. Have you ever been on a supervillain team before? If so, which one(s) and why are you no longer a member? I was in Girl Scouts and the A/V Club. Question 5. Are you a superhero, govt agent, law enforcement official, media person, or anyone else who is attempting to infiltrate us? Does A/V Club count as "media person?" Question 6. How often will you be available to commit crime/do evil/try to take over the world? What schedule would be best for you? Last bell is at 2:45, so I'm available for evil-doing after that, assuming I finish all my homework in study hall. I need to be in bed by 9:30 on school nights. I am open to villainy at school, though. Question 7: Do you have some disability, ailment, or other situation (Occasional Demonic possession, intense allergy to space rocks, etc) that our scientists, doctors, and mystics should take into account? I only bathe once a week. Question 8. What would you say your particular brand or style of villainy is? Humiliating the "cool" kids, the "rich" kids... the "clean" kids. My crime scenes also tend to be littered with droppings. Question 9. Will you be able to provide your own transportation to and from the our HQ? I once tried to have my rats pull me on a sled or a wagon or something, but that didn't work out too well. I'll need to be picked up, unless I can get my stepmom to give me a ride. Question 10. What are your feelings on dealing with captured heroes or alliances with same for a short time against a 'greater evil'? I'm against allying with anyone who's ever made fun of my hair or my clothes or my odor. If we must ally with heroes, I prefer handsome male heroes with no sense of smell. Question 11. Are you willing to wear our team Logo? What colors does it come in? Is there a version with glitter effects? Do you have logo accessories? Question 12. How may we contact you should we be interested in having you join? (Phone, mystic mirror, large signal, etc) I have a cell phone, but I'm technically only supposed to use it for emergencies. You can always call Horatio Hornblower High School in Century City and leave a message with the secretary. But if you do that, you better pretend to be my stepmom. Please include any additional notes about yourself you feel are relevant below: The team base absolutely must get MTV and The N. And we should preferably have TiVo. I don't like missing "The Real World" or "Degrassi." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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