Sundog Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I debated whether or not even to tell you in person Q: Why are you telling me your diagnosis from behind thick glass? A: Giant mussels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Giant mussels! Q: What did the brick-wannba who couldn't spell ask the genie for? A: He's not heavy, he's fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's not heavy' date=' he's fat.[/quote'] Q: What makes Bouncing Boy so surprisingly easy to carry? A: That's why the Borg didn't assimilate my people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's why the Borg didn't assimilate my people. Q: Your whole race is completely unable to use technology because it breaks as soon as they touch it? A: An old man is sitting next to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: An old man is sitting next to me. Q: Why are you so uncharacteristically polite and quiet, Bubba the Love Sponge? A: It's been #1 on the Amish Radio Playlist ten weeks in a row! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's been #1 on the Amish Radio Playlist ten weeks in a row! Q: Why do you have a tape full of nothing but static? A: Tremendously large...lungs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tremendously large...lungs. Q: Why are they called Lungfish? A: He's being set upon by this creapy pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's being set upon by this creapy pervert. Q: Why does mike have such a dreamy smile on his face? A: Russian armoured underwear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Russian armoured underwear! Q: So what is the cause of the plummeting birth rate in the Former Soviet Union countries? A: That is vile slander, and I will have satisfaction of you, pistols at ten paces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That is vile slander' date=' and I will have satisfaction of you, pistols at ten paces.[/quote'] Q: You've come up with an answer nobody can invent a question for! A: Or, perchance, the other way around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Or, perchance, the other way around. Q: I wnat to press charges, he took vile advantage of my weakness for young male comgressional pages. A: Just around the corner, right down the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I wnat to press charges, he took vile advantage of my weakness for young male comgressional pages. A: Just around the corner, right down the street. Q: Where can I find some "friendly" young male congressional pages, if you know what I mean? A: No, I am not interested, I'm just asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' [i']I[/i] am not interested, I'm just asking for a friend. Q: So, you're after some pictures of Hot Amish babes? A: It's time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode. Q: What's this "Tux Get's What He Deserves Time" in the TV listings about? A: No, he's just a mascot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' he's just a mascot.[/quote'] Q: So, that Emperor Penguin is the central character of Neon Genesis Evangelion? A: You come in peace, you go in pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, that Emperor Penguin is the central character of Neon Genesis Evangelion? A: You come in peace, you go in pieces. Q: So in the dispute between the Dallas Cowboys and Death Tribble what is the furry one's terms to the people of Texas ? A: We are close to something here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: We are close to something here Q: What did you say when you accidently grabbed the lady's breast in the dark? A: They threatened the future of mankind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you say when you accidently grabbed the lady's breast in the dark? A: They threatened the future of mankind Q: Why did you kill all the lawyers ? A: We're on the verge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: We're on the verge Q: Why aren't you on the road? A: The galloping dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The galloping dead! Q: What's that herd of zombie zebras? A: That's why you don't harass the three-toed sloth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's why you don't harass the three-toed sloth. Q: Is that thing giving me the finger? A: Dungeon Sleaze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dungeon Sleaze Q: Why is the GM surrounding the party with Succubi? A: You don't want to mess with that duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You don't want to mess with that duck. Q: why did you warn me not to attack Solomon? A: We've reached critical mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: We've reached critical mess. Q: C'mon, mom, just one more pizza box! Why not? A: This is not a good day to be George Stienbrenner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is not a good day to be George Stienbrenner. Q: THE Yankees got beaten by the RedSox again!? A: It a one shop spotting experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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