Michael Hopcroft Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: listen for the big announcement. Q: How will we find out what Tom Cruise had for breakfast? A: Because I can finally afford to see a Broadway show! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Masked Man Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because I can finally afford to see a Broadway show! Q: Why are you borrowing money for a flight to New York? A: It turns into a pumpkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It turns into a pumpkin. Q: What happens to the gourd at midnight? A: sometimes you have it. Sometimes you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happens to the gourd at midnight? A: sometimes you have it. Sometimes you don't. Q: What's the worst thing about syphilis? A: It's the weed, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the weed' date=' man![/quote'] Q: One of these plants is not like the others, one of these plants doesn't belong. Can you tell me which plant is not like the others by the time I finish this song? A: I knew we should have listened to Big Bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: One of these plants is not like the others' date=' one of these plants doesn't belong. Can you tell me which plant is not like the others by the time I finish this song?[/i'] A: I knew we should have listened to Big Bird. Q) So here we are in hell and our Indian Guide is in heaven...what went wrong? A) Could have been a real burner, that's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Could have been a real burner' date=' that's all.[/quote'] Q: Why were you so scared by that illusion of a stove-top heating element? A: No, really, I did read it in a book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' really, I [b']did[/b] read it in a book! Q: George Washington placed a magical device to summon Cthulhu in the cornerstone of the Capitol? How could you havce possibly come up with something that ridiculous? A: I don't care -- calling a dog a cat doesn't make him one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't care -- calling a dog a cat doesn't make him one. Q: Hey, deaf old Uncle Joe, that's not a chihuahua you're holding, it's a junkyard rat!! A: The figures for her figure have yet to be figured out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The figures for her figure have yet to be figured out. Q: Why do you come in every day to exchange the lingerie you just bought your girlfriend? A: Oh darn, you're already awake. I screwed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you come in every day to exchange the lingerie you just bought your girlfriend? A: Oh darn, you're already awake. I screwed up. Q: What was all that noise? And what are you doing with my girlfriend, Up? A: Get down, or get funky, but not both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Get down, or get funky, but not both. Q: Mom, I need deodorant! Buy me Down Deodorant and Funky Deodorant! A: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the 6d6 Explosive RKA with No Visible Power Effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mom, I need deodorant! Buy me Down Deodorant and Funky Deodorant! A: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the 6d6 Explosive RKA with No Visible Power Effect. Q: President Putin, how come you get to make so many outrageous demands and are such a git to so many people ? A: You told me you had answers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You told me you had answers Q: Why are you coming to me with all these questions? A: I love the smell of lysergic acid diethylamide in the morning. It smells like glooble aguo lapto listen to the pretty colors! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you coming to me with all these questions? A: I love the smell of lysergic acid diethylamide in the morning. It smells like glooble aguo lapto listen to the pretty colors! Q: What statement ensured that Colin Powell could not run for the Whitehouse ? A: That would be my guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What statement ensured that Colin Powell could not run for the Whitehouse ? A: That would be my guess. Q: So, first the wife shot him, then the butler drove over him in the steamroller, and then the girlfriend crashed the airliner on top of him? A: Wherever the beef went, there it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wherever the beef went' date=' there it is![/quote'] Q: Four-foot-two, brand of blue, constantly proclaiming "Moo!" -- has anybody seen my cow? A: Somebody's got to be the Doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Four-foot-two, brand of blue, constantly proclaiming "Moo!" -- has anybody seen my cow? A: Somebody's got to be the Doctor. Q: I don't want to be Adric! Why can't you be Adric? A: Marmamlade and Rice Krispies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I don't want to be Adric! Why can't you be Adric? A: Marmamlade and Rice Krispies! Q: What answer enabled Hugh Hefner to identify the child who gatecrashed his orgy when he asked what the Playmate should be covered in ? A: You’ve been using me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Marmamlade and Rice Krispies! Q: I forgot to go to the store, Yuu-kun. What do you want for breakfast? A: It can't possibly be harder to read than Harry Potter in Latin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It can't possibly be harder to read than Harry Potter in Latin. Q: Have you ever tried to read the Silmarillion? A: You’ve been using me Q: We ran out of Toilet paper a month ago? What have I been using? A: That was sick, gross, disgusting, purile. I liked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was sick' date=' gross, disgusting, purile. I liked it.[/quote'] Q: You're a reasonably intelligent person, so why are you walking out of the theater after a screening of Jackass: Number Two? A: Even if you do build it, nobody will come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 25, 2006 Report Share Posted September 25, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Even if you do build it, nobody will come. Q: What's wrong with me building a hotel in a volcano? A: listen to me on Saturday nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's wrong with me building a hotel in a volcano? A: listen to me on Saturday nights. Q: Why do you get drunk every night except saturday? A: I don't know the meaning of Fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know the meaning of Fear. Q: And which common words in the English language give you the most trouble, Arnold? A: Yes, I see your battle scars. Very impressive. Now get dressed again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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