Enforcer84 Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When will I get laid? A: Logarithmically. Q) So how does my new car work? A) Free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Free. Q: So what's the lowest price you'd pay for the product and still consider yourself ripped off? A: That's what the little plastic brain next to my mousepad is for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 20, 2006 Report Share Posted September 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's what the little plastic brain next to my mousepad is for. Q: How can the Democratic platform make sense to you? A: we made the top fifty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can the Democratic platform make sense to you? A: we made the top fifty. Q: So did we manage to shed our image as a nasty, sexist place to work ? A: I took from the fireman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I took from the fireman Q: Where did you get the coat, hat, and boots to be the firestripper? A: they split right down the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where did you get the coat, hat, and boots to be the firestripper? A: they split right down the middle. Q: What's the great thing about hitting a lobbyist in the head with an axe ? A: Looks pretty green for this climate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Looks pretty green for this climate Q: I hired someone right out of college to manage the political threads forum. He admits he's something of an environmentalist, but that's not too bad. What do you think of him? A: It says right on its butt: "Made in China". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It says right on its butt: "Made in China". Q; How do you know the gun you just robbed the Wal-Mart with was purchased at the same Wal-Mart? A: I walked away from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q; How do you know the gun you just robbed the Wal-Mart with was purchased at the same Wal-Mart? A: I walked away from it. Q:You ripped offboth wings, exploded the gas tank and sne the propeller flying into a day-care centre! How can you say that was a good landing? A: I am the Walrus. Goo goo ga-joob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q:You ripped offboth wings, exploded the gas tank and sne the propeller flying into a day-care centre! How can you say that was a good landing? A: I am the Walrus. Goo goo ga-joob. Q) OMG! What did you say to Miss Galaxy to get her to go out with you? A) I'm not sure if he qualifies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) OMG! What did you say to Miss Galaxy to get her to go out with you? A) I'm not sure if he qualifies. Q) You just said your only qualifications in a man were a pulse and a functioning brain, so why won't you ask Enforcer 84 out? A) Augie Doggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Augie Doggy Q) What do you call a hound from Texas A&M? A) It was too obscure for the masses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What do you call a hound from Texas A&M? A) It was too obscure for the masses. Q) Why is are they not laughing? Did not the International Society of Laughing Hyenas not like my joke? A) Only if I can take the last 20 years as a do over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Only if I can take the last 20 years as a do over! Q: Why don't you just DIE! A: every last one of them lied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: every last one of them lied. Q: Say, why are all these hot babes running away from you? A: Mainly because I am sick and tried of wading through all this garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mainly because I am sick and tried of wading through all this garbage. Q: But honey, why do you want to move? We have this great 100,000 square foot house and got it for only $75,000. So what if it sits on the edge of the city dump? A: There are enough there to fight 2 wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: But honey, why do you want to move? We have this great 100,000 square foot house and got it for only $75,000. So what if it sits on the edge of the city dump? A: There are enough there to fight 2 wars. Q) What did he say that made you spit your coke on the monitor? A) He meant Bullets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What did he say that made you spit your coke on the monitor? A) He meant Bullets? Q: Why was the general so mad at us for the new army weapon that fires young hens, known as pullets, at the enemy ? (oedematous = excess of fluid causing swelling) A: It's completely oedematous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions (oedematous = excess of fluid causing swelling) A: It's completely oedematous Q: So how does a real geek respond to Mae West's question, "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" A: Vile live evil veil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So how does a real geek respond to Mae West's question, "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" A: Vile live evil veil. Q: Your character got killed by a darkmantle? What's a darkmantle? A: Get out of the House! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Your character got killed by a darkmantle? What's a darkmantle? A: Get out of the House! Q: What's the snappy catchphrase from the new quiz show which features ex-Presidents and Presidential wannabes ? A: Yes, I apologize for making you wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes, I apologize for making you wait Q: Are you finished doing your secretary yet? A:Twenty people on a lollipop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes' date=' I apologize for making you wait[/quote'] Q: I've been in this lobby, for the job interview we scheduled, for TWO BLOODY YEARS! Where the Hell have you been? A: This looks like a job for an aardvark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you finished doing your secretary yet? A:Twenty people on a lollipop. Q: When gas runs out and we have to get confectionery to work, what will be the maximum allowed by the Health and Safety Executive ? Q: I've been in this lobby, for the job interview we scheduled, for TWO BLOODY YEARS! Where the Hell have you been? A: This looks like a job for an aardvark! Q: Oh my lord who is making the classic Fifities horror film 'Them !' ? A: A transportation system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: A transportation system Q: How are we going to get around this huge city? A: listen for the big announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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