Tim Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Saying that to Spider-Man's face was incredibly poor judgment on your part. J.J. Q: Mhmmnph! Mhynmn Mz M Mnn-nc! A: It'll disolve in an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It'll disolve in an hour. Q: So, Superman, what's the worst thing about taking a Super-Strength dispersable Aspirin for your migraine? A: The Magic Roundabout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Magic Roundabout. Q: Where does the Psychic Highway end at? A: Only if it comes up in conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where does the Psychic Highway end at? A: Only if it comes up in conversation. Q: Should we mention the chicken on his head ? A: Effective immediately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Effective immediately Q: SO when are you going to take over the world? A:I really need sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A:I really need sleep. Q: Why are you crashing us into the Pacific, Amelia? A: Everything has its time, and this was yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you crashing us into the Pacific, Amelia? A: Everything has its time, and this was yours. Q: What did they say when the cancelled the contract for Peter, Paul and Mary? A: There is no chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: There is no chicken. Q: So, are you going to do anything about that chicken perched on your head? A: All the other four-letter words were taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: All the other four-letter words were taken. Q: So, why'd you name your son Ralf? A: Peacocks. Nuthin' but Peacocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, why'd you name your son Ralf? A: Peacocks. Nuthin' but Peacocks. Q) Why does that girl have such a disappointed look on her face. Didn't she just get back from a "lust" vacation? A) Pringles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Pringles. Q: Uh, so if that wasn't an enema injector..? A: That's nothing. You should have seen what my day was like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's nothing. You should have seen what my day was like! Q: Terrible hight, honey? A: The hair is part of the uniform, so no flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The hair is part of the uniform, so no flag. Q: I thought you were going as the finishing line..? A: A full eclipse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Who was that scowling grayskinned man in purple and black leaving the all you can eat buffet? A) I left off the -O on purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) I left off the -O on purpose. Q) I can't tell which side on the extrnal drive switch means off and which means on? Why is this? A) And that is why she hit me, Your Honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) And that is why she hit me, Your Honor. Q: So, after you took her to a five-star dinner, in a limo, followed by a carriage ride with flowers and a troubadours, to a private session with her favourite band, followed by a moonlit late supper by the river, you suddenly realized you'd forgotten to tape her favourite soap opera? A: The Penguins...the Penguins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Penguins...the Penguins! Q: Why have you come back from the Antarctic with a nervous breakdown, Commander Scott? A: Given a choice between the two of you, I'll take the seasick crocodile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Given a choice between the two of you, I'll take the seasick crocodile. Q: So, Mr Heinlein, would you rather go with Mr. White to heaven, Mr Black to hell, or have your soul eaten by the seasick crocodile we have left over from the Egyptian pantheon? A: You're angling for the precipitate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Mr Heinlein, would you rather go with Mr. White to heaven, Mr Black to hell, or have your soul eaten by the seasick crocodile we have left over from the Egyptian pantheon? A: You're angling for the precipitate. Q: And what phrase alerted you that the chemists were practicing their fishing schools in the laboratory ? A: Transfer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Transfer Q: You're the only villain at Superhero High School. What are you going to do now? A: It seemed the logical thing to do with a hammer and a screw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It seemed the logical thing to do with a hammer and a screw. Q: Why did Mr. Spock do that? A: Lots and lots of... stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lots and lots of... stuff. Q: Jimmy, I thought I told you to clean your room! What is all this crap? A: To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly screw what no man has screwed before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly screw what no man has screwed before! Q: So what gave you the first clue this was a parody porn tape? A: It's pseudo-Swahili. 'Cause I don't speak Swahili. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's pseudo-Swahili. 'Cause I don't speak Swahili. Q: Mr. President, did you just tell the Kenyan ambassador to "Eat your house with a ten-foot duck wrapper?" A: If the definition includes "leaving total bloody chaos in our wake", then yes we did win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mr. President, did you just tell the Kenyan ambassador to "Eat your house with a ten-foot duck wrapper?" A: If the definition includes "leaving total bloody chaos in our wake", then yes we did win. Q: I heard your football team lost. Why are you acting like you won? A: Acid reflux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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