Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: As long as the situation involves chili dogs' date=' I can solve the problem.[/quote'] Q: Is this going to be a tough case, Cincinnati Kid? A: Like father, like son, like pug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is this going to be a tough case, Cincinnati Kid? A: Like father, like son, like pug. Q: How can all three of them be in the hospital with asthma!? A: It's not garlic bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions (I killed the thread??!? ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can all three of them be in the hospital with asthma!? A: It's not garlic bread. Q: Didn't you say that one of your appetizers would kill even a vampire? A: It's possible, but we're gonna need a LOT of lime Jell-O. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's possible' date=' but we're gonna need a LOT of lime Jell-O.[/quote'] Q: Do you think we can fill this life-sized Hulk mold? A: "Quick! Give me your Ruby Quartz Slippers!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: "Quick! Give me your Ruby Quartz Slippers!" Q: How are we gonna get out of this mess? A: Umm ... that solves the problem for you, but the rest of the team has a problem with that situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Umm ... that solves the problem for you, but the rest of the team has a problem with that situation. Q: Why so alarmed taht we have been hit by the Nude Bomb? I can fashion clothes for myself out of thin air. A: A Toga Yoga Orgy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why so alarmed taht we have been hit by the Nude Bomb? I can fashion clothes for myself out of thin air. A: A Toga Yoga Orgy. Q: Why did you send Mr. Fantastic, The Elongated Man, Plastic Man, Elsti-Girl and the Wasp back to 3 BC in a Bathysphere? A: Harpo: Comedy Evolved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Harpo: Comedy Evolved. Q: Who is that lecherous, brilliant mime? A: I'll never forget the Chancellor, no matter how hard I try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll never forget the Chancellor' date=' no matter how hard I try.[/quote'] Q: What was it like, inadvertantly time-travelling to Germany in 1933? A: It's just another reference some won't get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's just another reference some won't get. Q: Why are you marking down the price on "THe complete history of the World, Day by Day"? A: She reads for sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you marking down the price on "THe complete history of the World, Day by Day"? A: She reads for sex. Q: So, how did you make the turnaround? Last year your daughter was practically illiterate, now she's tackling Dostoyevsky! A: Flaming bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flaming bits. Q: What breakfast cereal is the favorite of dragons? A: Conversation in a library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Conversation in a library. Q: Why have my laptop, briefcase, cellphone and clothes been destroyed by a bespectacled, pissed-off babe with a paper sword? A: If she didn't play for the other team, I'd hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: If she didn't play for the other team, I'd hit it. Q: What do you think of the speed on the new girl pitcher? A: Every child has lost a hand by the time they turned 18. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Every child has lost a hand by the time they turned 18. Q: They've let poker into the schools? A: So what if you threw scissors? I threw a rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of the speed on the new girl pitcher? A: Every child has lost a hand by the time they turned 18. Q: What's the most obvious thing you can say in a Children's arm prosthetics specialty ward? A: Salted salt-flavoured salt flakes. Now with added salt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: So what if you threw scissors? I threw a rock. Q: I sure showed them after they threw that paper airplane at me, didn't I? A: Salted salt-flavoured salt flakes. Now with added salt! Q: There's a hard core of real extremists in the pretzel industry's target market that we want to lure away from them. What product can we market that'll do it? A: Umm ... I think that's supposed to be an article of clothing, not an appetizer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I sure showed them after they threw that paper airplane at me, didn't I? Q: There's a hard core of real extremists in the pretzel industry's target market that we want to lure away from them. What product can we market that'll do it? A: Umm ... I think that's supposed to be an article of clothing, not an appetizer. Q: Man, these society do's are great! They even give you this dangly thing to munch on if you get hungry before the meal! A: I hate you. I hate your family. I hate everything about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I hate you. I hate your family. I hate everything about you. Q: Give me one good reason why you won't room with me at GenCon. A: No, THIS is MADNESS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Give me one good reason why you won't room with me at GenCon. A: No, THIS is MADNESS. Q: Is this Sparta? A: That's the purpose of open lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is this how you pick up women in a bar? A: optics, gravity, quantum mechanics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is this how you pick up women in a bar? A: optics, gravity, quantum mechanics. Q: Name three things the average person has no real clue about. A: I want to stick your head on a pole and walk it around the town, shouting "Hallelujah"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I want to stick your head on a pole and walk it around the town' date=' shouting "Hallelujah"![/quote'] Q: Should I have said, "Let them eat cake and ice cream" instead? A: Han Solo's not available, but I can get you Teal'c from Stargate SG-1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Han Solo's not available' date=' but I can get you Teal'c from Stargate SG-1.[/quote'] Q: Have you got someone to make the Kessel Run for me? A: I've got people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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