Michael Hopcroft Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: But it was a [n]small[/n] piece of paper! Q: Did you really use a folded crane to stab the Latverian ambassador through the jugular vein, Ms. Readman? A: I don't want any lunch after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't want any lunch after all. Q: It's the whorehouse specialty: Cream-of-Man soup. A: 'Tis the method which disturbs me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It's the whorehouse specialty: Cream-of-Man soup. A: 'Tis the method which disturbs me. Q: So, what have you got against eggs? A: The puppies ate your chipper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: 'Tis the method which disturbs me. Q: His actions display madness, yet you don't seem to care. Why? A: Well, that's how I tell a hawk from a handsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: His actions display madness, yet you don't seem to care. Why? A: Well, that's how I tell a hawk from a handsaw. Q: why did you fondle that? A: I suspect my sex appeal is fading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what have you got against eggs? A: The puppies ate your chipper! Q: What makes you think Mechanon has teamed up with Telios and gone into the pet business ? Q: why did you fondle that? A: I suspect my sex appeal is fading Q: What will you never hear Warren Beatty say except when Ned Beatty is impersonating him ? A: Qualified to pursue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Qualified to pursue Q: What diploma made the Coyote think e could catch the Roadrunner? A: It's not the fall I mind, it's the lack of a sudden stop at the bottom that worries me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not the fall I mind' date=' it's the lack of a sudden stop at the bottom that worries me.[/quote'] Q: We've blown a hole clean through the planet, benighted space maggot. We're dropping you into it. You'll oscillate back and forth, from surface to surface, forever, until you starve or your suit runs out of air; we don't care which. You like that? Or perhaps you'll just go insane from your fear of falling, up and down eternally? A: No, you are not allowed to attempt a Seduction attempt on the Demon Lord, Gragkkhmoggk, nor any of the hundred thousand Hellspawn under his command. When I said "eat", it was meant in a consume-for-nutritional-digestion sort of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' you are [i']not[/i] allowed to attempt a Seduction attempt on the Demon Lord, Gragkkhmoggk, nor any of the hundred thousand Hellspawn under his command. When I said "eat", it was meant in a consume-for-nutritional-digestion sort of way. Q: Said by a Succubus: "Umm... ick. Well, if I have to do this, I may as well enjoy it. So, if I need to eat the Demon Lord and his Hellspawn, what kind of penalties do I have on my Seduction roll?" A: Roll a Natural 2 on three dice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Roll a Natural 2 on three dice. Q: What must I do to Uncreate the Universe? A: The Eye of Argon is many things, friend. A bath toy not being among them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What must I do to Uncreate the Universe? A: The Eye of Argon is many things, friend. A bath toy not being among them. Q: Why did it start to collapse the barriers between worlds when I used it to playfight with my rubber ducky? A: It appears to be a corpse with 2 bullet holes, wheat thresher marks, and Paid in Full tattooed on its buttocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It appears to be a corpse with 2 bullet holes' date=' wheat thresher marks, and Paid in Full tattooed on its buttocks.[/quote'] Q: Why do you say this...thing...is evidence of a Farmers' Mafia hit? A: Anime Amish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you say this...thing...is evidence of a Farmers' Mafia hit? A: Anime Amish. Q: Okay...I get the lack of technology, but why are the women always grinning when they come back from the barn? A: The large pit of Pisa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay...I get the lack of technology, but why are the women always grinning when they come back from the barn? A: The large pit of Pisa. Q: What exactly got Death Tribble, Zornwil and a collection of the other brigands on the NGD into trouble with the Italian authorities ? A: The evidence in hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What exactly got Death Tribble, Zornwil and a collection of the other brigands on the NGD into trouble with the Italian authorities ? A: The evidence in hand Q: How did death tribble straighten the leaning tower at Pisa? A: Gillian Anderson, Mariah Carey, & Martina Hingis on a tropical island with you [both] naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Gillian Anderson' date=' Mariah Carey, & Martina Hingis on a tropical island with you naked.[/quote'] Q: What on Earth were you dreaming about that made you empty your revolver into your alarm clock this morning, and then run over the wreckage repeatedly with a steam roller? A: That's no space station. That's a moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What on Earth were you dreaming about that made you empty your revolver into your alarm clock this morning, and then run over the wreckage repeatedly with a steam roller? A: That's no space station. That's a moon. Q: Oh crap, is that the Death Star? A: I'll need a roll of quarters, a 2 liter bottle of Shasta, and my all Rush mix tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll need a roll of quarters' date=' a 2 liter bottle of Shasta, and my all Rush mix tape.[/quote'] Q: You ready to take on the new version of Pole Position? A: And that's why it's against the law for you (and ONLY you) to carry Silly Putty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's why it's against the law for you (and ONLY you) to carry Silly Putty. Q: I don't understand why they still are mad at for that time I tried to take an imprint of the Presidents face. A: It's for everyday use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I don't understand why they still are mad at for that time I tried to take an imprint of the Presidents face. A: It's for everyday use. Q: This says it contains Hydrofluoric Acid, Hydrochloric Acid, Sulfuric Acid, Potassium Cyanide, Mercury, Ammonia and traces of Polonium and Depleted Uranium, but I can't read the bottom note, what does it say? A: That is not your final answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That is not your final answer. Q: Would the first president of the United states be Lincoln, Merideth? A: There's is no guarantee that there's not a goat behind every door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's is no guarantee that there's not a goat behind every door. Q: What are you likely to hear in "Mightybec's House of Horrors"? A: Oh! Peanuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh! Peanuts! Q: What's the closest you'll ever get to hearing a Heffalump swear? A: Nothing says safety like a llama with sinus congestion and a belly full of coca leaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the closest you'll ever get to hearing a Heffalump swear? A: Nothing says safety like a llama with sinus congestion and a belly full of coca leaves. Q: MightBec, what is your idea of safe sex practices? A: No, I'm not going to repeat myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: MightBec, what is your idea of safe sex practices? A: No, I'm not going to repeat myself. Q: MightBec, what is your idea of safe sex practices? A: No, I'm not going to repeat myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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