Basil Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not a shoulder to cry on' date=' but I digress.[/quote'] Q: How are we going to deal with this wide-spread apathy toward world hunger?!? A: Only when I'm distressed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only when I'm distressed! Q: What is the best time to rescue you, fair damsel? A: Sorry, Vermithrax, we're fresh out of maidens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry, Vermithrax, we're fresh out of maidens. Q: THere's a Demon in the Sorority house! Run for your life! A: Paris in Panties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Paris in Panties. Q: What's worse than seeing Paris Hilton in an orange jail jumpsuit? A: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Let's do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's worse than seeing Paris Hilton in an orange jail jumpsuit? A: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Let's do it! Q: Let's abseil down the Mojave Desert! A: It's even better when she's naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's even better when she's naked. Q: Who ever thought a professor could make vector calculus so interesting? A: A hippie, a mime, and a retired NFL linebacker in a pink bunny suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A hippie' date=' a mime, and a retired NFL linebacker in a pink bunny suit.[/quote'] Q: Who are the newest members of C.L.O.W.N.? A: But she's typing like mad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: But she's typing like mad! Q: Why is Hillary Clnton's election manifesto seventeen hundred pages long and filled with references to little green leprechauns, The Protocols of the Elders of Flatbush and the dastardly plot of the Legion of Mime Assassins? A: Prince was too brave for his own good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is Hillary Clnton's election manifesto seventeen hundred pages long and filled with references to little green leprechauns' date=' [i']The Protocols of the Elders of Flatbush[/i] and the dastardly plot of the Legion of Mime Assassins? A: Prince was too brave for his own good. Q: How do you know that symbol summons a demon from hell? A: This is not ordinary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is not ordinary. Q: And chasing a rabid white rhino through the streets of Dover is just an ordinary day to you, is it? A: I'm going mad, and you're reaping all the benefits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm going mad' date=' and you're reaping all the benefits![/quote'] Q: Hi, I and my camera team are from Fox News, and we'd like to talk to you for an hour-long sketch on your views on illicit sex, radioactive shrapnel, the Middle East, and Senator Clinton's campaign for the presidency. Our editorial team thinks you're a real blockbuster just waiting to happen. What do you say? A: Do that again, but add more exploding armadillos this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Do that again' date=' but add more exploding armadillos this time.[/quote'] Q: What do you think of our once-in-a-lifetime staging of the destruction of San Francisco by earthquake ? A: They're burying this thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: They're burying this thing Q: Nice terracotta army you've got there. What's with all the dirt? A: It's not that difficult, if you've got the right equipment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not that difficult' date=' if you've got the right equipment.[/quote'] Q: They roasted an entire cow, and you're going to eat the whole thing? A: You've got a lot of explaining to do, Racer X. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: They roasted an entire cow, and you're going to eat the whole thing? A: You've got a lot of explaining to do, Racer X. Q: Speed, I am your mother. A: The Cask of Amontillado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Cask of Amontillado. Q: What do we have now thatwe're out of the Truckload of Schlitz? A: History shows again and again how Nature points out the folly of Men -- HOGZILLA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do we have now thatwe're out of the Truckload of Schlitz? A: History shows again and again how Nature points out the folly of Men -- HOGZILLA! Q: Quote the tag line from the worst monster movie of all time. A: HOLO - Underpants Evolved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: HOLO - Underpants Evolved. Q: What was the prequel to: ATOMIC - Wedgies Unglued? A: Appalling, truly awful, and just right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Appalling' date=' truly awful, and just right.[/quote'] Q: Wha were the clerical, critical and box office responses to Team America: World Police? A: That's 4.71 hours of my life I will never get back. Thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's 4.71 hours of my life I will never get back. Thank you! Q: What did I say to my ex-girlfriend after watching Titanic? A: It's not the most disgusting thing I've seen today, but it's close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions [/i]A: It's not the most disgusting thing I've seen today' date=' but it's close.[/quote'] Q: Why aren't you going to pull this goo-spitting face-hugger octopoid off my face? A: It's puce. Obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why aren't you going to pull this goo-spitting face-hugger octopoid off my face? A: It's puce. Obviously. Q: If red is the colour of rage, and green that of envy, what is the colour of necrophilia? A: Facehugger poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: If red is the colour of rage, and green that of envy, what is the colour of necrophilia? A: Facehugger poop. Q: What is the second thing on your mind after the problem of the Alien baby on your face ? A: I don't believe the FBI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 31, 2007 Report Share Posted May 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the second thing on your mind after the problem of the Alien baby on your face ? A: I don't believe the FBI Q: Did you hear that the Fraudulent Business Initiative Psychic Hotline says the sun will be late coming up tomorrow? A: I can do that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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