rebeccared50 Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Give an example of scatological innuendo. A: Definitely an unquiet undead. Q: So right after he was bit he swallowed an air horn? A: But I don't want to go in the pot! I don't like gravy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Definitely an unquiet undead. Q: What the heck is that noise? Is our zombie friend listening to Nirvana in the basement again? A: Half of one, six dozen of another. Or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Oops, beaten to the punch! A: But I don't want to go in the pot! I don't like gravy! Q: What was the weakest excuse given for missing last week's Cannibal Convention in Wendover, Nevada? A: Half of one, six dozen of another. Or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Half of one' date=' six dozen of another. Or something like that.[/quote'] Q: How many delegates do you control at the Convention for the mathematically Challenged Politicians? A: Just keep them all in a row, and everything will be fine. Columns are right out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just keep them all in a row' date=' and everything will be fine. Columns are right out.[/quote'] Q: What did Joe Walsh say he wanted done with all these pretty maids? A: If that's not proof that Quesada and Millar are minions of Satan, I don't know what is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Joe Walsh say he wanted done with all these pretty maids? A: If that's not proof that Quesada and Millar are minions of Satan, I don't know what is. Q: Have you heard the new Marvel slogan, "Everything goes better with Wolverine"? A: Music you can beat yourself to death with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Music you can beat yourself to death with. Q: You're telling me that the bruises all over your body are because of Korn? A: A 1024-ounce chocolate milkshake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A 1024-ounce chocolate milkshake. Q: What did you give to King Kong that made him so happy? A: The Doctor will see you now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you give to King Kong that made him so happy? A: The Doctor will see you now. Q: What was that strange wheezing sound? And why are there giant pepperpots everywhere? A: We dropped him off in the middle of the Congo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: We dropped him off in the middle of the Congo. Q: Wasn't Tropical Fish King with you guys? A: They're all just bottom-feeders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: They're all just bottom-feeders. Q: What do catfish, crappies, and personal injury attorneys have in common? A: A wrench, you idiot! I said bring me a wrench! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do catfish, crappies, and personal injury attorneys have in common? A: A wrench, you idiot! I said bring me a wrench! Q: What are you mad about now ? Have I not brought the buxom serving maid ? A: I need you down here ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I need you down here ! Q: Why should I stoop to your level and get into a flamewar with the erotic furry LARPer crowd? A: Barbed wire, check. Mayonnaise, check. Uhhh ... Boss, we forgot the dominatrix and fire hose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why should I stoop to your level and get into a flamewar with the erotic furry LARPer crowd? A: Barbed wire, check. Mayonnaise, check. Uhhh ... Boss, we forgot the dominatrix and fire hose. Q: How does Alfred prepare for Batman's weekends at home? A: I believe that if a man does a job as well as a woman, he should be paid as much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How does Alfred prepare for Batman's weekends at home? A: I believe that if a man does a job as well as a woman, he should be paid as much. Q: Uh, why did I wake up covered in chocolate sauce? And why are you giving me $1000? A: The manacles could use tightening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The manacles could use tightening. Q: How do we keep the Frankincense Monster from getting loose? A: Flavor Beyond Repair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do we keep the Frankincense Monster from getting loose? A: Flavor Beyond Repair. Q: What happens when you cross Emeril, the Tortuga Twins and a bottle of cheap sherry? A: It's a big, round honking diamond! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a big' date=' round honking diamond![/quote'] Q: What's the best aphrodisiac known to Man? A: That isn't commonly included in the lists of vital organs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the best aphrodisiac known to Man? A: That isn't commonly included in the lists of vital organs. Q: Can you find the Organ of Zuckerhandle? A: Are you kidding? Of course, I'm American, who hasn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Are you kidding? Of course' date=' I'm American, who hasn't?[/quote'] Q: Have you reported for your mandatory surgery, Citizen? A: Perhaps ending the writers strike wasn't such a good idea after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you reported for your mandatory surgery, Citizen? A: Perhaps ending the writers strike wasn't such a good idea after all. Q: Oh Goddess... New episodes of Pyche? A: No, I don't think I want to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I don't think I want to...[/quote'] Q: Cmon, it's fun! Won't you jump into the lava pit with us? A: Just because everyone is doing it doesn't mean you should too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Cmon, it's fun! Won't you jump into the lava pit with us? A: Just because everyone is doing it doesn't mean you should too. Q: What do you think? Everyone's doing it, but I have a use for that part... A: It means you're doing it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It means you're doing it wrong. Q: Is the guy supposed to get pregnant? A: Dog makes noise. Dog goes bark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dog makes noise. Dog goes bark. Q: How would the Incredible Bulk inform the owner of a noisy hound that said hound was about to be smashed into a tree? A: Long winded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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