Michael Hopcroft Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Long winded. Q: How would The Incredible Bulk describe the sentence "This is a cat"? A: He'll go great with potatoes and root beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How would The Incredible Bulk describe the sentence "This is a cat"? A: He'll go great with potatoes and root beer. Q: How did Wonder Chef describe the Incredible Bulk? A: I'm not required to take your silly test.. so nyah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not required to take your silly test.. so nyah! Q: What's the chief benefit of auditing Cartoon Metaphysics 101 instead of taking it for credit? A: This isn't the chimpanzee you're looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This isn't the chimpanzee you're looking for. Q: IS this Bonzo? A: Bananas don't go there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bananas don't go there. Q: Why can't I connect my fruit with my computer? I think there's a USB plug I can use. A: I meant Joe Bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I meant Joe Bananas. Q: I'm at the pier, the concrete is ready, so where do you want this bunch of fruit? A: Whatever it is, it's in here with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm at the pier, the concrete is ready, so where do you want this bunch of fruit? A: Whatever it is, it's in here with us. Q:So were hiding in the cave on the outskirts of town until the thing thats eating peoples earlobes goes away.... what is it, Thelma? A: Why yes, as a matter of fact I am a character! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Why yes, as a matter of fact I am a character! Q: I'm looking for a character here in the land of the Letter People. Do you know one Mr. B? A: It has a lead time of about 3 eons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm looking for a character here in the land of the Letter People. Do you know one Mr. B? A: It has a lead time of about 3 eons. Q: WHY can't I use the Universe Extermoniter? A: Death came quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Death came quickly. Q: So why was the harpy disappointed with the Grim Reaper? A: Actually, I have that downloaded onto 29,508 floppies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So why was the harpy disappointed with the Grim Reaper? A: Actually, I have that downloaded onto 29,508 floppies. Q: Did you suceed in downloading Walt Disney's brain on this iMac? A: He used to be a good game designer, now he's just Bantha fodder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He used to be a good game designer' date=' now he's just Bantha fodder.[/quote'] Q: Why didn't Steve Long ever finish Star Wars Hero? A: He won't be able to run far with both feet super-glued together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He won't be able to run far with both feet super-glued together. Q: Mirror Master, you idiot! Why didn't you tie up the Flash once we captured him? A: I don't know anyone else that looks that good in a size 36. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know anyone else that looks that good in a size 36. Q: Why did you give Galactus a giant Mumu? A: Please input a size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Please input a size. Q: Hank, honey, this costume-maker-thingie you designed for me isn't working! I've told it what I want my outfit to look like for next month's issue! Why won't it just make it? A: That's ugly by anyone's definition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hank, honey, this costume-maker-thingie you designed for me isn't working! I've told it what I want my outfit to look like for next month's issue! Why won't it just make it? A: That's ugly by anyone's definition. Q: So I started with an undercoat of mauve, followed up with a faux-finish of orange rag-rolling and have applied a translucent silver gloss coat. What do you think? A: Glamour is just sex that got civilized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Glamour is just sex that got civilized. Q: What do you have against this magazine? A: Definitely not a Cosmo Girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Definitely not a Cosmo Girl. Q: Why did they cancel Joe Bananas' photo shoot? A: A man's no more than a monkey shaved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireTiger Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A man's no more than a monkey shaved. Q: What does each Presidential election prove? A: That's why I'm carrying a crocodile, a box of donuts, and a street index. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's why I'm carrying a crocodile' date=' a box of donuts, and a street index.[/quote'] Q: Are you really trying to bribe a cop to let you into the zoo at night, even though you don't know where it is?!? A: I need a tire-iron, a shaved monkey, and an avocado, STAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you really trying to bribe a cop to let you into the zoo at night, even though you don't know where it is?!? A: I need a tire-iron, a shaved monkey, and an avocado, STAT! Q: Ok, I understand you trying to calm a crazed crocodile.. you want WHAT? A: Pink lavender, lemon balm and St. Johns Wart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pink lavender' date=' lemon balm and St. Johns Wart.[/quote'] Q: Got any idea what to give a crazed crocodile with constipation? A: Four fine crystal goblets, a pair of Bartlett pears, and a big piece of tofu--preferably one that's been carved with a chain saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Got any idea what to give a crazed crocodile with constipation? A: Four fine crystal goblets, a pair of Bartlett pears, and a big piece of tofu--preferably one that's been carved with a chain saw. Q: What else do you need for your obscene performance art piece? A: Unfortunately, it only fires once a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Unfortunately' date=' it only fires once a month.[/quote'] Q: So, your PMS gun causes destruction on a massive scale. I like it! Are there any limitations? A: Careful there, that's liquid helium! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Careful there' date=' that's liquid helium![/quote'] Q: I understand you've got a potion that'll turn ANYTHING hard. I'll take a dozen, please. A: Not to be rude, but in these parts that's socially unacceptable behavior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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