Michael Hopcroft Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The tuba encountered a dynamite enema. Q: Why are all these brass fragments covering the ground? A: And I took my place as the one and only Bass and I oompahed up and down the square. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And I took my place as the one and only Bass and I oompahed up and down the square. Q: Who are these midgets calling themselves "Loompas" and why are they here? A: Half an answer is better than nuns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who are these midgets calling themselves "Loompas" and why are they here? A: Half an answer is better than nuns. Q) Why is the number "4" spray painted here? A) That's how I got here, officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A) That's how I got here' date=' officer.[/quote'] Q) So explain to me why there's smoking wreckage over there. What is that, anyway, a miniature Zeppelin? A) Difficult, time-consuming, and quite expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A) Difficult' date=' time-consuming, and quite expensive.[/quote'] Q: I understand you just transcribed the complete Vulgate Bible onto a stack of $100 bills. What do you think of the process? A: It's such a nice day out there I think I'll rent a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's such a nice day out there I think I'll rent a dog. Q: You know that leash won't fit on your hamster. right? A: It's better than bad, it's good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's better than bad' date=' it's good![/quote'] Q: "I'm not clear on this whole good/bad thing." -- Dr. Peter Venkman A: Yes, it's a quote, no, it's not inappropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes' date=' it's a quote, no, it's not inappropriate.[/quote'] Q: Ten thousand dollars to feed hot dogs to the entire staidum? A: Just playing the Odds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just playing the Odds. Q: What's that bizarre music on your iPod? A: Egypt, The Sudan, or downtown Pasadena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's that bizarre music on your iPod? A: Egypt, The Sudan, or downtown Pasadena. Q: Where would your religion, your life and your sanity be endangered? A: I don't care, you can't shoot it, it's endangered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't care' date=' you can't shoot it, it's endangered.[/quote'] Q: There's only one den of HorribleBadCreatures remaining, and now we know where it is. C'mon, men, let's wipe it out - - - Wha? Who are y - - - You're from the EPA and you want us to WHAT?!!? A: With Joy!! - - - - or Pleasance, or... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: With Joy!! - - - - or Pleasance' date=' or...[/quote'] Q: Name the woman you would most like to be with tonight? A: 30 feet down and at a 45 degree angle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: 30 feet down and at a 45 degree angle Q: You dumped the body WHERE?! A: Don't ask me, I don't even work here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't ask me' date=' I don't even work here.[/quote'] Q: In what aisle can I find the Iludium PU-238 Explosive Space Modulatooors? A: My view of Venus is still obstructed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: My view of Venus is still obstructed. Q: My lord Mars, why did you attempt to slay Vulcan? A: Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cleopatra' date=' Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite.[/quote'] Q: The idea of a long-term relationship with which woman scares you the most? A: They come in threes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: They come in threes! Q: Why do you never find a Stooge by himself? A: Preferably from a great distance, like across the continent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Preferably from a great distance' date=' like across the continent.[/quote'] Q: What's the best way to watch Korn in concert? A: Meatballs! I'm surrounded by meatballs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the best way to watch Korn in concert? A: Meatballs! I'm surrounded by meatballs! Q: What did Shake say after Meatwad cloned himself? A; Not this time you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A; Not this time you don't. Q: Wanna watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat? A: That trick never works! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That trick never works! Q: "You can trust me, my husband used to be President of the United States!" A: This proves yet again that everyone I know is insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This proves yet again that everyone I know is insane. Q: What are all these wilted roses and severed rats' heads doing on your doorstep? A: And you think you have relationship problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And you think you have relationship problems. Q: Your Girlfriend is dead and you still want to marry her? A: She won't start smelling for several days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: She won't start smelling for several days. Q: How's she doing after her nose transplant? A: He is full of something. I just don't know what yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He is full of something. I just don't know what yet. Q: So Quincy, have you found out why the corpse weighs 2 tons? A: You have an elevated phone level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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