Michael Hopcroft Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' this is a theory of nothing.[/quote'] Q: They're not having Jerry Seinfeld teach a science class, are they? A: What I want to know is where these gnus came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: What I want to know is where these gnus came from. Q: We're floating without a spaceship in deep space with seven minutes of air left, and you're concerned about ungulates? A: Infinite recursion in self-identification usually just boils down to silly wordplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We're floating without a spaceship in deep space with seven minutes of air left' date=' and you're concerned about [u']ungulates[/u]? A: Infinite recursion in self-identification usually just boils down to silly wordplay. Q: Who's on First? A: Grok-Botherer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Grok-Botherer. Q: Who really, really annoys Lazarus Long? A: Comes out of the Virgina swamps, cool and slow with restless precision and a backbeat narrow and hard to master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Comes out of the Virgina swamps' date=' cool and slow with restless precision and a backbeat narrow and hard to master.[/quote'] Q: Where did this dictatorialism come from that is now sweeping through the U.S. government right now? A: tic-toc-meow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: tic-toc-meow Q: What do you hear in the final seconds before the cat explodes? A: The dog as well found the entire process disturbing to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you hear in the final seconds before the cat explodes? A: The dog as well found the entire process disturbing to say the least. Q: So, you had a few difficulties making Homo Canis? A: This is going to hurt. A lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is going to hurt. A lot. Q: You're out of anesthetic. What does that mean for an open-heart surgery? A: This is a really bad time to play baseball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is a really bad time to play baseball. Q: The Skrulls and Kree are fighting for control of the Earth, and you say that you would like to play baseball?! A: I'll take wanna be conquerors for 1000 Alex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll take wanna be conquerors for 1000 Alex. Q: Yes, "What is love?" is the lame-a$$ question our erectile-dysfunction drug manufacturer sponsors pressured our producer to go fishing for here in the "Conquerors" category. Which spot next? A: That question was framed improperly. Please go back to the mall art store and get a decent glossy gunmetal blue aluminum frame for it, with the anti-reflection coating on the glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That question was framed improperly. Please go back to the mall art store and get a decent glossy gunmetal blue aluminum frame for it' date=' with the anti-reflection coating on the glass.[/quote'] Q: This stolen art we recovered from the Riddler -- is there somethiung wrong with it? A: The Goombahs are dancing again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Yes, "What is love?" is the lame-a$$ question our erectile-dysfunction drug manufacturer sponsors pressured our producer to go fishing for here in the "Conquerors" category. Which spot next? A: That question was framed improperly. Please go back to the mall art store and get a decent glossy gunmetal blue aluminum frame for it, with the anti-reflection coating on the glass. Q: What do you think of my "Vic Sage Under Glass", Uncle Nitpick? A: The cat wired the dog to the house current. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Goombahs are dancing again. Q: How can you tell the guy got his accordion tuned, finally? A: That's what you get when you cross a flugelhorn with a zither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The cat wired the dog to the house current. A: That's what you get when you cross a flugelhorn with a zither. (Both can use the same question.) Q: What is that godawful noise!? A: There are three ways this could go, and I really don't want to be part of any of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: There are three ways this could go' date=' and I really don't want to be part of any of them.[/quote'] Q: Will the automatic driver be able to handle this part of the road? A: And in case you've forgotten after all this time, this is what food looks like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And in case you've forgotten after all this time' date=' this is what food looks like.[/quote'] Q - What's the brightly-colored, savory smelling stuff on my plate, Sergeant? A - I'll take two! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'll take two! Q: What should you not say when Bugs asks "How many lumps do you want?" A: Of course, five or six would be even worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of course' date=' five or six would be even worse.[/quote'] Q: Do you think these three atomic screwdrivers would be enough? A: Only The Shadow nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only The Shadow nose. Q - Cyrano, how do you propose to keep everyone else cool in this hot sun? A - Just play already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Cyrano, how do you propose to keep everyone else cool in this hot sun? A - Just play already. Q: I need a seven to win. You know that, a seven? The most common result on two dice? Highest point on the bell curve? A seven, you get it? A: The number is forty two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I need a seven to win. You know that, a seven? The most common result on two dice? Highest point on the bell curve? A seven, you get it? A: The number is forty two. Q: So what did you roll on 2d6? A: Fate is your ex-wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fate is your ex-wife. Q: I remember when you used to say that you married a goddess. Now what are you going to say now that you're divorced? A: I guarantee that you'll be glad when it stops! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I guarantee that you'll be glad when it stops! Q: You are getting ready to ride the unending teacup ride. Do you have any final comments? A: We will square the pie to find the solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I remember when you used to say that you married a goddess. Now what are you going to say now that you're divorced? A: I guarantee that you'll be glad when it stops! Doc Q: Hey, what are you doing? Why are you putting that Gigli DVD in the machine? A: I told you to stay away form my Magic Frame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: We will square the pie to find the solution. Q - Is the filling-to-crust ratio anywhere near 3.14? A: I told you to stay away form my Magic Frame. Q - Mr. Gray? Dorian? What's the deal with this picture, anyway? A - A-ha! I knew I'd find you two down here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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