Sundog Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - How do we counter all those Imams with assault rifles? A - By now you should know that you should never, ever take anything I say seriously. Q: There, what do you think of Mount Rushmore re-carved as the Marx Brothers? Well? It was your idea! A: Fire is hot. Ice is cold. Troll is troll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fire is hot. Ice is cold. Troll is troll. Q - Name two things that are obvious to most Internet posters and one that isn't. A - You don't need to scream "It's a trap!" every single time, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Name two things that are obvious to most Internet posters and one that isn't. A - You don't need to scream "It's a trap!" every single time, you know. Q: What's a common statement on the bomb squad? A: I don't think he's going to be happy when she's naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think he's going to be happy when she's naked. Q: You're brother is dating a Hermaphrodite? A: That would be painful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That would be painful Q - Your brother is dating a porcupine?! A - Impudence? I don't know the meaning of the word. No, seriously, help me out here. I don't know what it means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Your brother is dating a porcupine?! A - Impudence? I don't know the meaning of the word. No, seriously, help me out here. I don't know what it means. Q: I don't know which is worse, your ignorance or your impudence. A: Oops, forgot to add the insulation again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oops' date=' forgot to add the insulation again.[/quote'] Q: It's freezing in here! What's wrong with the way you built this house? A: If the size of your bankroll you want to increase, he'll arrange that you go broke in quiet and peace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: If the size of your bankroll you want to increase, he'll arrange that you go broke in quiet and peace! Q: Did you find any predictions about Bernie Maydoff? A: They don't have time to be rushing around grabbing headlines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: They don't have time to be rushing around grabbing headlines. Q - Hey, weren't your operatives supposed to have stolen every newspaper in the city by now? A - That wouldn't be my first choice, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - That wouldn't be my first choice' date=' no.[/quote'] Q: I take it you don't want the room with Hot and Cold Running Death, then. A: How can it be ringing? It's not even a real phone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I take it you don't want the room with Hot and Cold Running Death, then. A: How can it be ringing? It's not even a real phone! Q: Er...President Obama, is that red phone in the Oval Office is ringing? A: Because Chuck Norris says so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because Chuck Norris says so. Q: I'm fired from the Martial Arts movie? Why? A: If a tree falls in the forest, I make money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: If a tree falls in the forest' date=' I make money.[/quote'] Q: So you have this great new business concept. What could it possibly be? A: My ent to yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: My ent to yours. Q: What's doing all the weird-sounding hooting going on across the fence dividing our back yards? There's nothing back there but some scraggly old trees. A: Your opponents are many and colorful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's doing all the weird-sounding hooting going on across the fence dividing our back yards? There's nothing back there but some scraggly old trees. A: Your opponents are many and colorful. Q: How do you know you're the villain on a sentai show? A: He's looking for the man who made him a steer-boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's looking for the man who made him a steer-boy. Q: What's the story arc behind the Captain Gelding series? A: Just as a hint: he didn't sleep it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the story arc behind the Captain Gelding series? A: Just as a hint: he didn't sleep it off. Q: Did you hear what happened to the guy who took two hundred No-Doze? A: It was the auto-circumcisor that got him in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was the auto-circumcisor that got him in the end. Q: Why is the villain's voice so high now? A: Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their parity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their parity. Q: Next week in class we're talking about violating parity. What do you think of that? A: Remarkably, that's even less interesting than it sounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Remarkably' date=' that's even less interesting than it sounds.[/quote'] Q: I have a painting of grass growing. Stand here and watch it while it dries. A: The ink was still wet on the check, and the rubber still fresh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The ink was still wet on the check' date=' and the rubber still fresh.[/quote'] Q - So, you got rid of the newest batch of tires. When did that happen? A - Smile when you say that, if you please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Smile when you say that' date=' if you please.[/quote'] Q: This tea tastes like hot water! Did I or did I not order Earl Grey? A: Your refrigerator is running! Go out and catch it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This tea tastes like hot water! Did I or did I not order Earl Grey? A: Your refrigerator is running! Go out and catch it! Q: Quote the oldest joke in this thread. A: A leather kid, a switchblade knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: A leather kid' date=' a switchblade knife.[/quote'] Q: What's the sign of a young, delinquent goat? A: Around her, everyone becomes a lovesick jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the sign of a young, delinquent goat? A: Around her, everyone becomes a lovesick jerk. Q: What's the worst thing about a COM 60 character? A: You don't want to know about the horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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