DocMan Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think that reaction is somewhat excessive. Now put the planet back together. Q: So what do you think of our Proof-of-Concept deterrent weapon? That should make someone think twice before starting a war! A: It's a portable hole full of tampons soaked in goat's blood! Satisfied? Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a portable hole full of tampons soaked in goat's blood! Satisfied? Q: Where's that awful smell coming from -- your pocket? A: It's a snazzy little number I like to call "The Blueberry Pancake Express". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a snazzy little number I like to call "The Blueberry Pancake Express". Q: What are the pancakes doing stuck on the wall? A: Excessive use of force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Excessive use of force. Q: What do you call using an M-16 to kill mice? A: Size Constancy has never been our strong suit here on Monster Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Size Constancy has never been our strong suit here on Monster Island. Q - Okay, mister 'Expert', some people claim Godzilla is a hundred feet tall, and some claim a hundred and fifty. Which is it? A - Whoever wrote that, it certainly wasn't Beethoven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Whoever wrote that' date=' it certainly wasn't Beethoven.[/quote'] Q: Look, we got a card from camp. "Deer ffolks, Kamp iz fun. We play lots. Wish U wuz her. Love, Beefoven." What do you think of that? A: I don't believe that, traditionally, you're supposed to play it with that part of your anatomy. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't believe that, traditionally, you're supposed to play it with that part of your anatomy. Doc Q: But what else is a spleen good for? A: Mediterranian Fruit Fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mediterranian Fruit Fly Q: What it the only fly that tastes like olives? A: Welcome to Bumbler's Anonymous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Welcome to Bumbler's Anonymous. Q - Bill Buckner? What are you doing here? A - I wish I had a dollar for every time I've been asked that question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I wish I had a dollar for every time I've been asked that question. Q: Do you have any money I could borrow? A: Of course I'll marry you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of course I'll marry you! Q - The Princess proposed to you? What did you say? A - Everyone else is having fun, or else pretending to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Everyone else is having fun' date=' or else pretending to.[/quote'] Q: What are you doing at the end of everything gala? A: That was one great finale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was one great finale. Q: What words are rarely heard after screenings of Return of the Jedi? A:This book is all that I need! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A:This book is all that I need! Q: Why'd you kill everyone at the library? A: Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Q: Barney, My Little Pony and the Care Bears are making a public appearance together! How do we greet them? A: I am barney the deputy! I am Barney the deputy! I am not Barney the Dinosaur! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am barney the deputy! I am Barney the deputy! I am not Barney the Dinosaur! Q: What is a purple dinosaur doing in Mayberry? A: rehtegot taerg era ew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: rehtegot taerg era ew. Q: Zatanna, thanks for the team up. Can we do it again sometime? A: They are magical fishnets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: They are magical fishnets. Q: How did you catch so many fish in such a small lake? A: I heard it on the X. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you catch so many fish in such a small lake? A: I heard it on the X. Q: How do Xavier's disciples refer to rumours? A: There is no alliance. There is only me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: There is no alliance. There is only me. Q: So how did the Alliance of Evil take your claim of leadership? A: My hands are sticky and sweet. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: My hands are sticky and sweet. Q: So why should I let my daughter go out with you, Mr. Licorice? A: That's what happens when you let it sit in the sun too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's what happens when you let it sit in the sun too long. Q: Why does you Escalade look like a Mini? A: The ragtime drams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The ragtime drams. Q: So, what do you do to shake the blues? What cocktail gets your spirits up out of the gutter? What drug brings your dreams alive? A: I am not going through that chipper-shredder again! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what do you do to shake the blues? What cocktail gets your spirits up out of the gutter? What drug brings your dreams alive? A: I am not going through that chipper-shredder again! Doc Q: How do you know Plastic Man is tired of his party trick? A: Fire on the mountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fire on the mountain. Q: What is the surest way to use artillery to destroy all the Yetis? A: Now I can be my own best friend, and I can send myself for pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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