Sundog Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Foxbat is married?! A - Great. There's never a gravity hammer around when you need one. Q: Darling, there are Missionaries at the door! A: One leg down, three to go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: One leg down' date=' three to go![/quote'] Q - Do you really think you can talk all four legs off an Arcturan Megadonkey? A - They're forest people, what did you expect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - They're forest people' date=' what did you expect?[/quote'] Q: Why did they retreat into the forest? A: Expecting the expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Expecting the expected. Q: What is Mediocre Man doing now? A: Unfortunately, all the wires are red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Unfortunately, all the wires are red. Q: You have to cut the Green wire to disarm the bomb. A: You'd think you would know better by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You'd think you would know better by now. Q - Hey, look, it's an offer from a Nigerian bank promising to make me rich! Should I respond? A - Maybe there's something wrong with him that an MRI wouldn't pick up, if you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Maybe there's something wrong with him that an MRI wouldn't pick up' date=' if you know what I mean.[/quote'] Q: Why is Stimpy so eager to press the jolly, candy-like History Eraser Button? A: This is MY ice cream bar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is MY ice cream bar! Q: What kind of a dairy-addled idiot would open a night club that serves nothing but ice cream? A: Some like the buttery goodness. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some like the buttery goodness. Q: Why didn't more people pick the freaking goodness? A: I'm never too tired for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm never too tired for that. Q: Wake up and run for your life! Or are you too exhausted to get away from the Orcs? A: When all else fails, slay a dozen goblins and see what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: When all else fails' date=' slay a dozen goblins and see what happens.[/quote'] Q: What does Sauron do for fun? A: I told you to use the right detour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does Sauron do for fun? A: I told you to use the right detour. Q: Why are we in Wrong, Nowhere? A: I have a 25mm Flechette Cannon, and I'm not joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have a 25mm Flechette Cannon' date=' and I'm not joking.[/quote'] Q - Is that a really big gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? A - Some of us live in a cloud of fear, some live behind iron gates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Some of us live in a cloud of fear' date=' some live behind iron gates.[/quote'] Q: What is the tag line for Hannibal? A: Cyclonus is their champion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cyclonus is their champion. Q: So their neighbors call that tribe the Blowhards? Are they tough? A: No, you cannot use a vacuum cleaner to remove all the trash in Earth orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' you cannot use a vacuum cleaner to remove all the trash in Earth orbit.[/quote'] Q - Could we improve Hubble's lifespan by launching a giant Electrolux into orbit? A - What I wouldn't give for eight hours of uninterrupted sleep right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - What I wouldn't give for eight hours of uninterrupted sleep right now. Q: You're a new father of triplets, right? A: Son, you can kiss the car keys away for another year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Son' date=' you can kiss the car keys away for another year.[/quote'] Q - But Dad, I made it from Seattle to Key West in just over twenty-three hours! That's got to be worth something, right? A - The fact that you're impressed by speed bodes well for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - The fact that you're impressed by speed bodes well for me! Q: So the Flash isn't available tonight? I can date Johnny Quick then? A: Able to leap a reasonably short fence in multiple tries, with help from a jet-pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Able to leap a reasonably short fence in multiple tries' date=' with help from a jet-pack.[/quote'] Q - Foxbat's trying out a new tagline? A - That is NOT what I said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - That is NOT what I said! Q: Here's your double cheese pizza with extra rats! Will you be paying m cash or with a card? A: I look at it this way -- if you're already dead, what else bad can happen to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I look at it this way -- if you're already dead' date=' what else bad can happen to you?[/quote'] Q - How is it that you're not afraid of becoming a zombie? A - Oops, I knew I'd forgotten something important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I look at it this way -- if you're already dead' date=' what else bad can happen to you?[/quote'] Q: My wife has left me, my dog's been run over, the bank is foreclosing, my car's been wrecked, and I'm being sued for malfeasance. Why do you want me to drink poison? A: Tinkers to Evers to Chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - How is it that you're not afraid of becoming a zombie? A - Oops, I knew I'd forgotten something important. Dang, someone beat me to the punch(line) Q: Where are the oxygen tanks on this spaceship? A: You're double parked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tinkers to Evers to Chance. Q - Who do I need to forward my expense report to before I submit it to Accounts Payable for reimbursement? A: You're double parked. Q - You had the audacity to try to tow away an Abrams M1A1? A - It's really just another day, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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