Michael Hopcroft Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sarlac for 1000 points. Q: Gee, Alex, there's only one clue left. I suppose I have to take it, don't I? A: The Doom that Came to the Pokemon Center. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions QA: The Doom that Came to the Pokemon Center. Q: What is this huge charred pit with several cracks radiating from it doing here? And what was the place originally? A: Holes in the Universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Holes in the Universe. Q: How do you know the insects have been eating your cosmology textbook? A: Your homework is not done, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your homework is not done' date=' either.[/quote'] Q: You're flunking me? This is because I failed the mid-term, isn't it? A: Statistically speaking, you're right. But that doesn't mean I'm going to follow your advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions QA: Statistically speaking' date=' you're right. But that doesn't mean I'm going to follow your advice.[/quote'] Q: What is a great way to make an engineer angry at you? A: Tea time for Zaphod Beeblebrox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tea time for Zaphod Beeblebrox Q: When is it similar to, but entirely unlike, four o'clock on the Heart of Gold? A: Come on, clown! Let's see what you've got! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Come on' date=' clown! Let's see what you've got![/quote'] Q: Wanna cookie? A: God's away on business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions QA: God's away on business. Q: Satan here. What miscief can I get you into today? A: Saint Elmo's Ice Blast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Saint Elmo's Ice Blast Q: How are we going to stop the Flaming Archdemon Oscar this time? A: At times like this, I am continually reassured by the fact that my dog is finally getting enough cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowpup Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How are we going to stop the Flaming Archdemon Oscar this time? A: At times like this, I am continually reassured by the fact that my dog is finally getting enough cheese. Q: But how do you get the fish hooks out?? A: No no no you can never be happy with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No no no you can never be happy with that. Q: Don't you want me to have an eternity of pure bliss? A: You're just jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're just jealous. Q: Your dog just ate my cat! How dare you! What have you got to say for yourself? A: We've got a man made entirely of mutant bees. I get a buzz just thinking about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: We've got a man made entirely of mutant bees. I get a buzz just thinking about it! Q: So what's your super-power? Bad puns? A: That answers that question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That answers that question. Q: So when you set bears on fire they get upset? Very upset? We didn't expect that to happen, did we? A: I'm a race car driver. I'm supposed to go fast. I hope you will keep that in mind, Your Honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions QA: I'm a race car driver. I'm supposed to go fast. I hope you will keep that in mind' date=' Your Honor.[/quote'] Q: What were you thinking going 200 through the school zone, Mr Earnhart? A: Answers for your Questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What were you thinking going 200 through the school zone, Mr Earnhart? A: Answers for your Questions. Q: Questions for your Answers. A: Also on the Very Obvious Replies Channel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Also on the Very Obvious Replies Channel... Q: Will the sun rise tomorrow? A: Fish on bicycles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fish on bicycles. Q: What will it take to convince you that a woman needs a man after all? A: And a smile's just a frown turned around on the face of a clown with a mean streak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: And a smile's just a frown turned around on the face of a clown with a mean streak. Q: Not only did you fail to comfort that 5-year old girl, you scared the life out of her! What did you say?? A: It tasted funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It tasted funny. Q: What did the shark think after it ate the clownfish? A: On the scale of things to worry about, being savaged by rabid wolverines ranks fairly low by comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: On the scale of things to worry about' date=' being savaged by rabid wolverines ranks fairly low by comparison.[/quote'] Q: Of course I brought the wolverine repellant for this cruise! You know what my greatest fear is! So why does this surprise you? A: If only you knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: If only you knew. Q: 372 accumulated emails during the six weeks I was out! Can it possibly get any worse? A: The administration thinks even their restroom breaks are worthy of notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The administration thinks even their restroom breaks are worthy of notice. Q: Aren't you taking monitoring the Assad family in Syria a little far? A: I hope that something better comes along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I hope that something better comes along. Q: First a hailstorm, then an earthquake, and now a hurricane! Dare I ask what comes next? A: But only for certain values of "better". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: But only for certain values of "better". Q: We have this equation that will work in all situations and only some of them are your way. Why are you smiling about it? A: blue-red box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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