Tim Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: Now, think carefully, ma'am. How can you be SURE it was the Hulk that wrecked your flower garden? A: 3,721,878,234 Q: How many dollars did the government waste since 9am this morning? A: I see Bread People Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: I see Bread People Q: Ginger, why are you so snappish today? A: Ever since last Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: Ginger, why are you so snappish today? A: Ever since last Tuesday. Q: How long have you been sleep deprived? A:You take one silverback Gorilla, add a hefty dose of Gamma Radiation, and stir in the vemon from a mutated, radioactive, armored, gerbil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A:You take one silverback Gorilla, add a hefty dose of Gamma Radiation, and stir in the vemon from a mutated, radioactive, armored, gerbil Q: Doggone it, these 'Monkey Motels' just aren't as effective as Roach Motels! How do I get rid of this infestations of gorillas? A: Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: Doggone it, these 'Monkey Motels' just aren't as effective as Roach Motels! How do I get rid of this infestations of gorillas? A: Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks! Q) Mrs. Greenspan, how does your husband initiate intimacy. A) But Dad, he's the father of my baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) But Dad, he's the father of my baby! Q: I'm sorry, dear, but he's rabid; don't you see he's got to be shot? A: Alka-Seltzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 11, 2003 Report Share Posted October 11, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: I'm sorry, dear, but he's rabid; don't you see he's got to be shot? A: Alka-Seltzer Q: So, how did you get that punk boyfriend of your daughter to appear rabid in the first place? A: Giants roam the Earth, and the people quake in fear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted October 12, 2003 Report Share Posted October 12, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Giants roam the Earth, and the people quake in fear Q: So, what's the premise behind this new "McDonalds: The MegaCorp Wars" RPG? A: No, *six* feet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 12, 2003 Report Share Posted October 12, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: So, what's the premise behind this new "McDonalds: The MegaCorp Wars" RPG? A: No, *six* feet! Q: You want him to be buried eight feet down, right? A: A little song, a ittle dance, a little jello down the pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted October 12, 2003 Report Share Posted October 12, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: A little song, a ittle dance, a little jello down the pants Q: What do you plan to give your wife on your honeymoon? A: Hot side hot, cold side hot...no, wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: What do you plan to give your wife on your honeymoon? A: Hot side hot, cold side hot...no, wait... Q; Do you want your sub hot or cold? A; Curiouser and Curiouser said Tom Bombadil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A; Curiouser and Curiouser said Tom Bombadil Q: What was your favorite line from Tolkien's version of Alice in Wonderland? A: A hoola-hoop, a dozen eggs and a bucket of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCoy Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 A: A hoola-hoop, a dozen eggs and a bucket of water. Q: What am I allowed for breakfast on the Atkins Diet? A: Wearing more fake hair than William Shatner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by McCoy A: Wearing more fake hair than William Shatner. Q: What crime, sir, did you accuse this tribble of committing? A: Warp sleaze, Mr. Sulu! Er, wait, I meant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: What crime, sir, did you accuse this tribble of committing? A: Warp sleaze, Mr. Sulu! Er, wait, I meant... Q: Captain Kirk, what are your orders now that your leave on the pleasure planet is over? A: As God as my witness, I'll never grow old again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: As God as my witness, I'll never grow old again. Q: What was the last thing Methuselah said? A: Yes, Mr. President, it's "Declaration of War: The Short Form". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: What was the last thing Methuselah said? A: Yes, Mr. President, it's "Declaration of War: The Short Form". Q: All this says is "Bomb them into the stone age."? A: William Shatners: Big Book of Acting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase Q: All this says is "Bomb them into the stone age."? A: William Shatners: Big Book of Acting Q: Sheesh, I just heard from the boys in the warehouse that some tome is stacking up from returns of unsold units from bookstores, and the combination of number and book volume is going to collapse the floor if we don't do something. What the heck IS that book? A: Leonard Nimoy's Big Book of Singing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCoy Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: Leonard Nimoy's Big Book of Singing Q: Sheesh, I just heard from the boys in the warehouse that some tome is stacking up from returns of unsold units from bookstores, and the combination of number and book volume is going to collapse the floor if we don't do something. What the heck IS that book? A: Patrick Stewart's one man show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by McCoy Q: Sheesh, I just heard from the boys in the warehouse that some tome is stacking up from returns of unsold units from bookstores, and the combination of number and book volume is going to collapse the floor if we don't do something. What the heck IS that book? A: Patrick Stewart's one man show. (triple sheesh, I figured a different response than mine was a virtual requirement! ) Q: What was it they called that last Star Trek convention? A: Uh-oh, better get Maaco! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCoy Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil (triple sheesh, I figured a different response than mine was a virtual requirement! ) But it fit so well! Originally posted by zornwil A: Uh-oh, better get Maaco! Q: The truck collapsed uder the weight when I was hauling Shatner's and Nemoy's books to the dump. What do I do now? A: Women don't like it near as much as they say they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmOz Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 A. You burn the truck's contents to save humanity from ever reading the books Q. What was the name of the book in "Army of Darkness" (It's from HP Lovecraft, but right now I am having a brain fart) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by JmOz A. You burn the truck's contents to save humanity from ever reading the books Q. What was the name of the book in "Army of Darkness" (It's from HP Lovecraft, but right now I am having a brain fart) Hey Jim, I think you got this thread mixed up with the Q&A one. I would answer your Q but I don't know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by JmOz A. You burn the truck's contents to save humanity from ever reading the books Q. What was the name of the book in "Army of Darkness" (It's from HP Lovecraft, but right now I am having a brain fart) The book was called The Necronomicon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted October 13, 2003 Report Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by McCoy A: Women don't like it near as much as they say they do. Q: Why did Mr. Shatner return this hairpiece? A: No, derailing a thread isn't the same as a train wreck, but it can produce almost as many screams. Just returning us to the 'topic'/style of the thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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