Wormhole Posted October 1, 2003 Report Share Posted October 1, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Name three things good to drive on. A: Thirty-three miserable bags of crud Q: Who stands a better chance of beating Bush then the ten Democratic "hopefuls"? A: Fu Man Chu's Immortality Clinic And All Night Karoke Bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2003 Report Share Posted October 1, 2003 Q. Where should a budding Mastermind who wants to live forever go for a good evening out ? A. The battleship Bismarck won as it had a sexy funnel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 1, 2003 Report Share Posted October 1, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble A. The battleship Bismarck won as it had a sexy funnel Q: Hey, who was the final winner on Superpowers Survivor? A: I hear they're being kept in a landfill on the backlot of CBS studios. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted October 1, 2003 Report Share Posted October 1, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan Q: Hey, who was the final winner on Superpowers Survivor? A: I hear they're being kept in a landfill on the backlot of CBS studios. Doc Q: What happened to the people that were kicked off of Big Brother? A: "So that's what the airlock is for." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 1, 2003 Report Share Posted October 1, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: I hear they're being kept in a landfill on the backlot of CBS studios. Q: Do you have any idea what has happened to all of the quality TV shows? A: Jerry Springer, a gerbil, and a 200 lb. block of butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 1, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum A: "So that's what the airlock is for." Q: Why are all those goons floating in space? A: I'd love too, only I forgot my jet-pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Why are all those goons floating in space? A: I'd love too, only I forgot my jet-pack. Q: Can you go out there and rescue our crewmembers? A: SubStandard Sub Sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 A: SubStandard Sub Sandwich Q: What can you buy at the Subwy sandwich shop (spelled incorrectly on purpose) A: "If you only had a brain..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q: What can you buy at the Subwy sandwich shop (spelled incorrectly on purpose) A: "If you only had a brain..." Q: "Hey, is the Scarecrow talking to himself in second-person again?" A: "Come on, I was stuck in the world's biggest traffic jam and I got bored, so sue me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole A: "Come on, I was stuck in the world's biggest traffic jam and I got bored, so sue me." And nobody answered Aylwin13's A: Jerry Springer, a gerbil, and a 200 lb. block of butter. So first, questioning Aylwin13, Q: What did you say you've seen in emergency room x-rays of people's rectums? Assuming Aylwin13's Answer, then Q: Why on Earth would you place x-rays of those on your car??? A: I don't even know who Mr. French is!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil So first, questioning Aylwin13, Q: What did you say you've seen in emergency room x-rays of people's rectums? Assuming Aylwin13's Answer, then Q: Why on Earth would you place x-rays of those on your car??? A: I don't even know who Mr. French is!? Q: This mustard says French's on it, did you steal his mustard? A: 100 clowns in VW Beatle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase Q: This mustard says French's on it, did you steal his mustard? A: 100 clowns in VW Beatle! Q: What is the most crowded car you have ever seen? A: Grond in a TUTu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Q. What did Foxbat swear he had nothing to do with, even if he had a hangover at the time ? A. A lean, mean fighting machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble Q. What did Foxbat swear he had nothing to do with, even if he had a hangover at the time ? A. A lean, mean fighting machine. Q: What is the one thing Foxbat will never be accused of being? A; It's this damn stomach virus. I feel weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What is the one thing Foxbat will never be accused of being? A; It's this damn stomach virus. I feel weak. Q: Dude, you've been in that bathroom for hours, you okay? A: He was annoying us, so we fed him to the Evil Overlord's Pet Monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole Q: Dude, you've been in that bathroom for hours, you okay? A: He was annoying us, so we fed him to the Evil Overlord's Pet Monster. Q: Where did the Hack and Slash Maniac go? A: It's dead Jim. Your Computer's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 2, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: It's dead Jim. Your Computer's dead. Q: Spock... why can't I play solitare on this stupid thing? A: The Paisley Ninja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cubist Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Q: What is the name of the upcoming Prince and Sho Kusugi movie? A: Funny, I could have sworn it was alive at the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 2, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Originally posted by cubist A: Funny, I could have sworn it was alive at the time? Q: Why did you stab that dead dragon 20 times? A: It hit the pavement like a trashbag filled with vegetable soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Originally posted by cubist A: Funny, I could have sworn it was alive at the time? Q: Why did you shoot that dismembered corpse? A: Oh sure it's cute now, but wait until it gets bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cubist Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Q: AW, how cute, but is that it? A: What is the Caramilk Secret? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Originally posted by cubist A: What is the Caramilk Secret? Q: Do you always have to answer a question with another question? A: After much consideration, I've decided to go out to dinner, instead. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Q: Mom's making her spicy tuna and tripe casserole! Aren't you psyched!? A: No, you dummy! I said the red one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 2, 2003 Report Share Posted October 2, 2003 Originally posted by Thrakazog A: No, you dummy! I said the red one! for Klytus: A: It hit the pavement like a trashbag filled with vegetable soup. Q1: You wanted your blue jacket didn't you? Q2: What happened when you threw that trashbag filled with vegtable soup out the window? A: I could have sworn I left it with the dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 3, 2003 Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 Q) Hey, where did my artificial Leg go? A) Hiphop ofcourse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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