DocMan Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble A. Justin Timber Lackey. Q: Clones! Yes, Clones! I shall create an army of clones to do my bidding. They shall all be young, and they shall dance with the joy of doing my will. Now what shall I call them? A: Not so you'd notice. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Seeman Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 THIS IS A MODERATOR TEST. IGNORE IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: Not so you'd notice. Q: So, my mind-changing machine works! I have switched your mind with that of Kara Zor-El! Do you feel the difference now? A: Trouble's giving Puck what-for again! Make him stop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by White Heat Q: So, my mind-changing machine works! I have switched your mind with that of Kara Zor-El! Do you feel the difference now? A: Trouble's giving Puck what-for again! Make him stop! Q) Angerpants! What's wrong? A) Apulla McGillicutty and Friends Comedy Hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 5, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) Apulla McGillicutty and Friends Comedy Hour. Q: What new TV show was cancelled because no one knew who the star of the show was? A: Mand Lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What new TV show was cancelled because no one knew who the star of the show was? A: Mand Lines Q: Did you say we are surrounded by landmines or Mand Lines? A: 100 mimes on a cruise ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase A: 100 mimes on a cruise ship. Q: Oh, come on, how could ANY cruise be so bad, what could POSSIBLY be that bad? A: The French, Jerry Lewis, and the Statue of Liberty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: Oh, come on, how could ANY cruise be so bad, what could POSSIBLY be that bad? A: The French, Jerry Lewis, and the Statue of Liberty. Q: Who gave the US the Statue of Liberty, what American comedian is popular with the French, and what monument did the country where Jerry Lewis is most popular give the US? A: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 Q. Seenar's hands were injured in a bizarre trolley accident in the supermarket. He won't be able to type for months. How does everyone here feel ? (And now a Calvin gag) A. Trebauchet ! No ! Hobbes is behind you ! Behind you ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble A. Trebauchet ! No ! Hobbes is behind you ! Behind you ! Q: So, tell me Mr. TreeBucket, when you heard the shots, Mr Hobbes was in front of you? A: I don't know why you bother to ask. You never pay any attention to the answer. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 6, 2003 Report Share Posted December 6, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: I don't know why you bother to ask. You never pay any attention to the answer. Q: What is the one statement to keep in mind when debating politics? A: Paul McCartney's Wings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 6, 2003 Report Share Posted December 6, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Paul McCartney's Wings Q: I can't believe he started that business, what's its name again? A: God's got your back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 7, 2003 Report Share Posted December 7, 2003 Q: Since the flying monkeys have thrown peices of me everywhere, Can you tell me where everything is? A: Rock me on a dais Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 7, 2003 Report Share Posted December 7, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Since the flying monkeys have thrown peices of me everywhere, Can you tell me where everything is? A: Rock me on a dais Q) So you dated Mozart's great great great grand daughter, What did she say? A) 48 hours of Family Ties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 7, 2003 Report Share Posted December 7, 2003 Q: So, Howdid you say you wanted to torture Child Molesters? A: One ranger, one riot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 7, 2003 Report Share Posted December 7, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: So, Howdid you say you wanted to torture Child Molesters? A: One ranger, one riot. Q: So Aragorn raised taxes first day as king? A: "These aren't the geeks you're looking for..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 7, 2003 Report Share Posted December 7, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: "These aren't the geeks you're looking for..." Q: What was said to get those DnD=evil people away from Hero hq? A; Mmm, Chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 Q. What two words can you use to distract a female supervillain momentarily ? A. I loathe Lu Zee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 8, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: I don't know why you bother to ask. You never pay any attention to the answer. Q: So, Trusted Lieutenant, I understand you have some issues with my Master Plan. What are they? A: Desdemona and Delilah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 8, 2003 Report Share Posted December 8, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: Desdemona and Delilah Q: Uh, we just lost most of the team to two women, they just up and followed them, salivating and saying, "Trust completely...must follow women...". Golden Boy, who were those women, super-villainesses?? A: The long, dark, and straight road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 9, 2003 Report Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: The long, dark, and straight road. Q: Do you have a clue to follow as to where the villian base is? A: A rainbow in a box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 9, 2003 Report Share Posted December 9, 2003 Q. What was Dorothy's souvenir from Oz ? A. I loathe Lu Zee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 9, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble A. I loathe Lu Zee Q: What was Jor-El's least favorite sitcom? A: Psychic, side kick... same difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 9, 2003 Report Share Posted December 9, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: Psychic, side kick... same difference. Q: Why in the world did you bring Wendy and Marvin along instead of Professor X???!!? A: All in a day, my friend, all in a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 9, 2003 Report Share Posted December 9, 2003 Q. You are not seriously telling me that you can bring about world peace, solve the energy crisis, feed the hungry, balance the deficit and make the Minnesota Vikings Superbowl Champions ? A. That has to be against the traffic laws but I just don't know how. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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